Dear reader,

[Skitarii]

By the time you read this I'll be dead. This is how I think it's gonna happen: @Bargain Bin Laden will shoot me, then I'll shoot @Bargain Bin Laden, then @SandyCat will enter and get shot by @Bargain Bin Laden. Then you'll come in and get shot by @SandyCat, @Bargain Bin Laden, and I multiple times.

Sincerely, @Skitarii.

P.S. Then @Fascist Frederick and @Poppavalyim Andropoff will read this thread and shoot each other

 

[macrodegenerate]

Edit:Timestamped YouTube videos don't work go to 2:58

 

[Grub]

Cool film it and post video.

 

[Creative Username]

this post made me shoot myself

i am typing this as a ghost

 

[Vampirella]

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back the faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
Came and shot the two dead boys
If you don't believe this lie is true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

this post made me shoot myself

i am typing this as a ghost

Casper the Homosexual Friendly Ghost?

 

[SandyCat]

I hope my insurance covers getting shot by a scat fetishist

 

[Creative Username]

Casper the Homosexual Friendly Ghost?

no but close

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Why is this posted in Q&A?

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Why is this posted in Q&A?

We can't post in Spergatory.

 

[Tablet County]

I too enjoy classic SNL.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Nice try @Skitarii, but not even death can save you from the rape that I am going to commit on/in you.

 

[Skitarii]

Nice try @Skitarii, but not even death can save you from the ra-ACK!

 

[Fascist Frederick]

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I meant my own death.

 

[libRT]

oooo... what you say

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

get fkd cunt I'm not wasting shells on yo furry necro fantasy

 

[Skitarii]

get fkd cunt I'm not wasting shells on yo furry necro fan-ACK!