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Featured on Jul 17, 2026 by Null: DDoS attacks: the end of the line.
July 19th, 2026: Elaine Miller, Naught, and Tor
Our Tor instance had overnight issues unrelated to the attacks on us. I am repairing and hardening now. If you don't know how to use Tor. simply install the Tor browser or the Brave browser and open a Tor tab. After it connects to the Tor network, enter the Kiwi Farms .onion URL, or go to http://sneed.now (accept the HTTP-only warning if given).The DDoS attacks are being coordinated by Elaine Miller and Naught. Elaine is a coke-addicted whore who grooms children into self-mutilation and CSAM production and trades that child porn for favors, like DDoS attacks and swatting. She desperately tries to associate with NVE groups like 769/UTTP/O9A and covets favors like this. Naught is a 40-something pedophile who was involved in the Chris-Chan mother rape saga. He now treats Elaine like his new Chris-Chan and helps Elaine conduct these attacks. I am telling you who they are because after half a decade of ignoring her she has never had any consequences and I am convinced at this point she is a snitch for the DHS.
Elaine Miller is a British woman who turned herself from an 18-year-old attention whore trying to fit in online, to a completely mentally shattered skeleton being passed around between terminally online retards.
Thank you to @Sketchy Minecraft Mod, @StrawberryDouche, @Sprate Header for all your help with this OP, couldn't have done it without you!
Thank you to @Sketchy Minecraft Mod, @StrawberryDouche, @Sprate Header for all your help with this OP, couldn't have done it without you!
Side 1: Recap
Before Madness
Early Life
Elaine Miller was born on April 29th, 2002 to parents Simon Miller and Frances Gertler...July 18th, 2026: DDoS Attacks
In August '22, Matthew Prince (Cloudflare CEO) wrote this:"This is true not just for the content where a complaint may be filed but also for the precedent the takedown sets. Our conclusion — informed by all of the many conversations we have had and the thoughtful discussion in the broader community — is that voluntarily terminating access to services that protect against cyberattack is not the correct approach."
This is a truthful statement. If you control half the Internet, and provide the most important security services in the world (Cloudflare WAF and Cloudflare Network Security), terminating one customer is as good as forcing them down.
We have, in the last few months, experienced literally historic attacks. The small providers we have with in-home DDoS mitigation services are now being overwhelmed. We stayed up for years because attackers could not muster attacks great enough to keep us down. They now can. The botnets are back and they're cheap and accessible. You put coin in slot and point at website: it goes down.
The Kiwi Farms is known for lolcow content but there are subcommunities here that track sex criminals, pedophiles active in grooming and terrorism, and animal crush pornographers. As of the last few months, I have noticed these antagonist groups have found each other and coalesced. I have also been informed by someone I consider very trutworthy that some of these pedophiles are CIs for three letter agencies and my requests that something be done are being deliberately ignored. I believe them.
So, I have reached the end of my capabilities. I need DDoS mitigation and I cannot create it from thin air. There is no software I can write, no vibes I can put out, to make several hundred gigabits of attack traffic disappear. I also can't afford it. I wouldn't be able to afford it with three times the numbers of donors we currently have. We're talking about needing pipes and hardware that would start in the tens of thousands of dollars every month.
Even with that money, I wouldn't know where to put it. What datacenter can touch us? What T1 ISP is willing to sell us a terabit of traffic? I don't know and I have not been able to figure it out in years. I've known this entire time, since Cloudflare dropped us, that overwhelming network attack traffic would bring us down and in that time I have found no solution. It is simply beyond my means in every possible way. I do not have the millions of dollars needed to build-your-own-Cloudflare. Matthew Prince knew that as well, which is why he wrote an article saying as much before reversing on it.
I also cannot build a "coalition of the willing". I can't build my own Cloudflare because part of that requires customers, which Cloudflare holds a monopoly on. There is nothing I can offer for any amount of money that Cloudflare does not already offer for free. The number of people in the world at this exact moment who cannot use Cloudflare is one: me. 8chan died after Cloudflare. TDS died after Cloudflare. This is the only website that is not able to use Cloudflare. I can point you right now to an AI child porn site protected by Cloudflare hosted by a guy who spams soyjak with child porn for fun, and Matthew Prince seems to tolerate them. He does not tolerate us. We are the worst site he has ever seen.
So I mean it. I need someone else, somewhere, to help me. This isn't a $20 ask, this is "give me access to something everyone else in the entire planet already can do no questions asked": let me pay $2000 a month for a 1Gbps clean traffic line. Without that I can't do any more.
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