🐱 DC Pride Officially Assembles the Justice League Queer

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DC Pride introduced the newest super team to the DC Universe, and the Justice League Queer have burst on the scene in the most timeless way possible.
WARNING: The following contains spoilers for "Love Life," by Andrew Wheeler, Luciano Vecchio, Rex Lokus and Becca Carey, from DC Pride #1, on sale now.

DC Pride
has finally arrived, and with it the most colorful collection of heroes and villains on any side of the rainbow. Of course, there are always malevolent forces at work no matter what season it happens to be, and Pride Month is no different for the DC Universe. Like many, Aqualad and newcomer Syl have gotten together to march in the annual Pride Parade. Unfortunately, the event soon gets rained out by one of DC's most classic villains. As bad as this all might seem, it just so happens to be the perfect chance for the Justice League Queer to introduce themselves, and they wouldn't miss that opportunity for the world.

Aqualad is a bit nervous for his first Pride parade, and is thankful for having Syl by his side. A friend of Raven's through his mystical mentor, the great Gregorio de la Vega, aka Extrano, Syl is happy to accompany Aqualad, even if it does look like rain. While a light shower wouldn't normally be something to effect Aqualad, he along with the rest of the crowd are soon overwhelmed by their own worst fears and insecurities, something that Syl quickly recognizes as the work of Eclipso. When Syl tries to lead Aqualad to safety, the young hero instead chooses to stay and fight no matter how powerful his new friend says Eclipso is. Syl isn't wrong about Eclipso, but Aqualad won't have to worry about fighting him alone as the Justice League Queer are just around the corner.


Aqualad puts up a good fight against Eclipso even if he is outmatched. Luckily, Gregorio de la Vega's Justice League Queer shows up not a moment too soon to show Eclipso his way out. The team is more than formidable with powerhouses such as Apollo, Midnighter and the Ray all in fighting shape, though they don't even get a chance to show Eclipso what they're made of. Steel, Bunker and Tremor all lead the charge, none of them missing a single strike on their enemy. Aerie and Wink both get to land a couple of their own devastating blows to the villain before he is forced through a portal to parts unknown by the combined mystical might of Traci Thirteen and Gregorio himself. Batwoman, Shining Knight, the Tasmanian Devil, and Crush don't seem too upset about having been left out of the fight, especially with how important of a battle it was for everyone involved. The Tasmanian Devil may not be particularly impressed with his husband's choice of name for this squad of heroes, but it's unlikely to change anytime soon considering what has brought them all together in the first place, not to mention their first official mission having been saving a Pride Parade.

Even if their first outing together proves to become an iconic moment in DC history, there is no guarantee that the team will be making any subsequent appearances. Considering their shot at a titular series was left in the dust during the initial round of DC's Round Robin event, it isn't likely that they will be showing back up in the near future in any title of their own. Of course, various members such as Aqualad and Crush are getting titles of their own before long, and there is nothing to say that the JLQ won't eventually find their own home series at some point. There is sure to be no shortage of fans eagerly awaiting their next adventure, and with any luck it won't be too long before that happens.
 
So this Eclipso supervillain (I don't know the character) is meant to be some sort of fundie that attacks a Pride Parade for no reason? By a cursory Wikipedia read, it seems like he's actually fallen angel that used to serve God, making him a demon, making him the opposite of the kind of guy that would attack a Pride Parade. In any case he'd be extremely happy to witness all the faggotry and debauchery.

I don't know, I'm just pretty sure the way this will be written will basically boil down to "fuck you, Christians".
 
"You can join our superhero team Aqualad... oh, wait, you are a buttfucker? Uh... there is another league you should look at. One that protects pride parades, bath houses and brunch spots."

Why would anyone care about a superheros sexuality? It's not like anyone can relate to these guys and be like "Wow, I enjoy Spiderman but due to his race or sexual identity, I can't enjoy these stories." Superheros are not entertaining as soap operas with relationships and romance, it's instead exciting heroic morality tales with action.

If fags want to see some comic about two dudes having off and in peeing on some HIV+ bears chest, that's OK- but why do they need capes and laserbeams and shit?

There is sure to be no shortage of fans eagerly awaiting their next adventure
Guess again.
 
I'm shocked and appealed to learn that Islamic POC angels are being demonised by evil western influenced cis men within this plotline and whitewashed too!

Eclipso is being wrongly victimised for rejecting the social norms of colonialist culture and worse that a PoC is embracing a colourist outlook. So racist.
 
Yet again, modern comic writers display their lack of love for the medium, and don't know how villains work.

Eclipso is a team-breaker, always has been. He would never stoop to merely attacking a parade, it's like Galactus robbing a bank. The writers probably just know him from the DCAU, or perhaps some bastardized CW version. I do like how the article assures you that he is dealt with easily, cbr is good stuff, just the sort of reporting modern comics deserve.
 
So do they have anything going for them that isn't what genitals they prefer? Let me guess, no.
 
Yet again, modern comic writers display their lack of love for the medium, and don't know how villains work.

Eclipso is a team-breaker, always has been. He would never stoop to merely attacking a parade, it's like Galactus robbing a bank. The writers probably just know him from the DCAU, or perhaps some bastardized CW version. I do like how the article assures you that he is dealt with easily, cbr is good stuff, just the sort of reporting modern comics deserve.
like that time Thanos used his Thanoscopter
 
Yet again, modern comic writers display their lack of love for the medium, and don't know how villains work.

Eclipso is a team-breaker, always has been. He would never stoop to merely attacking a parade, it's like Galactus robbing a bank.
Does that mean the Spectre will also appear?

What a way to waste Eclipso, should've used him to subtley corrupt the parade participants and have them like sacrifice babies or something at the height of the parade but even that is low tier for him.

I do want to see Darkseid rob a walmart or something with some stockings covering his face lol
 
JLQ... They somehow find new ways to make this shit dumber. In fact, this might actually turn out to be worse than Marvel's Snowflake and Safespace fiasco.

Also, is this supposed to be a fucking superhero?
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Maybe the story is meta and we're just missing it?

Like, we're supposed to be awed by the superpower DC has: it can stay in business despite not making a single book anyone wants to read.....
 
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