💤 Inactive David Simon Gallant - Gets Cucked Every Day, Can't wipe himself; Thirsty AF, Compulsive Masturbator, Unrepentant Racist

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Anonymus Fluhre said:
You can get temp shit fast while you wait for the ID to be sent to you. Since when does a Canadian health card expire? You get a new one when you're 21 and it's good for your province. What's next? His SIN card expiring too? only thing that will expire is your photo ID/ licence.
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Right, all he'd need is an Ontario Photo ID card (I don't think he drives) and he can get that with his birth and marriage certificates (#14 and #16 on the list here). Assuming he already has the photo ID, and it's expired, he just needs $35 and one additional piece of ID as listed here. He can get that done from the ServiceOntario at 1 Gateway Blvd, Brampton, ON L6T 4X2, Canada, and it opens at 8:30 AM today. But why do that when you can drink a gallon of chamomile tea and whine about it to your Twitter followers?

Of course, all he really needs to do to prove his identity is to tell them to do a web search on him. Then again, a web search also proves he's a 100% drama-mongering idiot, so maybe he doesn't want to go that route.

Army Burger said:
David has an English degree from Nipissing University in North Bay, Ontario. After he graduated from there in 2006, he worked at a call centre, then later at an EB Games, before moving on to the Canada Revenue Agency, and we all know what happened there.
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It's a good thing the job opportunity was offered online. Had he showed up in person they'd think he graduated from Catpissing University.
 
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Cucked by the lolcow wiki
 
too bad people don't know to do -set: then whatever website you're avoiding when you're doing a search online. Such as say -set:kiwifarms.net and then what you're searching for.
 
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Whether it be a pic from 10 years ago or from today, David always looks like that guy from down the street who got busted for CP.
 
Isn't mastodon even worse than Twitter in regards to having your stuff archived?
Probably not the best site for Davey.
 
Army Burger said:
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Dude who needs to fire his publicist games.

In all seriousness, Davey, can you fuck off with the self-depreciation? Nobody thinks it's worthy of respect and you may as well name your company "Only The Kiwi Farms Buys These Games" if you keep this shit up.
 
BITTKOG is a genuinely good name. Well BitCog would be a good name.

Assboy have to ruin it with the self deprecation, obviously, just like he manages to shit all over everything else in his life, with the never-ending cucking and recordbending fail-streak.

It'll be interesting to see if he actually manages to make another game, or if it'll just be yet another (expanded!) version of I Get Cucked Everyday.
 
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