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Why are you stalking Max Landis, Dave?
💤 Inactive David Simon Gallant - Gets Cucked Every Day, Can't wipe himself; Thirsty AF, Compulsive Masturbator, Unrepentant Racist
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Why are you stalking Max Landis, Dave?
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Because it's okay when he does it.
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I love how the idea of homeownership by 30 is just so alien to him, like he cannot comprehend it. In his mind, it's lumped in with such boasts as "my uncle works at Nintendo!" and "I'm a stable well-adjusted member of society!"
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It is a fantasy for him. He threw away a white collar government job for nothing and has been stuck at a dead end retail job for 4 years now.
And it's not like he has prospects.
His ass picture is the first thing you see when you google him and he publicized exactly why he was fired. It's not quite Ali's salt the earth tactic, but it's going to be hard for him to ever find a better job.
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It wouldn't be much better if the first thing you saw was I Get Cucked Every Day.
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Cucked by the Nutcracker.
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I bet that's not the first time he's had nuts in his mouth.
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You think he is allowed to have sex with his wife?
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I am unsure how the stars aligned to create this uberfaggot, long rumored to exist and rarely documented.
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And on that day another beautiful translesbian was born.
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You misspelled "faggot".
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I didn't realize how badly Davey was balding until now. No wonder his wife is cucking him.
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Dear God, he looks like Richard Jones before he trooned out
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He does huh? Now I can't unsee that.
I personally can never decide if he looks more like Abe Simpson or Sponegbob's pineapple house. I really don't understand his hair choice. But I guess when he can't even wipe his ass right, shit hair is the least of David's life conundrums. Cucked by male pattern baldness and poor genetics.
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Standard Noraverse REEEEEEEEEEing about anything the Noratard doesn't like. Remember the time David S. Gallant sicced a hate mob on Jesse Singal?
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I wonder if David's aware of his contributions to gay conversion therapy.
And here we have it: He has become Nora Reed.
JOHN BAIN!
JESSE SINGAL!
GAMERGAAAAAATE!!!
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Nah, at least Nora types in her own stupid tweets. All Davy is able to do is re-tweet someone else's idiocy.
It's pretty bad when someone too lazy to breathe on their own is more productive than you, Davy