💤 Inactive David Simon Gallant - Gets Cucked Every Day, Can't wipe himself; Thirsty AF, Compulsive Masturbator, Unrepentant Racist

[Army Burger]

David, you don't even know how to wipe your own ass properly, how the fuck do you think you can make any sort of legal challenge to this?

Also, might? David, they either are using your name without your permission or not. There's no magical in-between when it comes to shit like this.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Also it's protected under satire laws so you havnt got a legal leg to stand on.

 

[Army Burger]

Also it's protected under satire laws so you havnt got a legal leg to stand on.

Exactly. But expect David to still shit himself over this anyhow.

 

[Jaimas]

Daveykins will shit himself and do nothing.

At this point one of Davey's friends in the clique could engage in a killing spree on national television and he'd be falling all over himself to declare that the people murdered deserved it.

 

[Army Burger]

Daveykins will shit himself and do nothing.

At this point one of Davey's friends in the clique could engage in a killing spree on national television and he'd be falling all over himself to declare that the people murdered deserved it.

He'd just blame it on that nasty Gamergate boogeyman

 

[AnOminous]

David, you don't even know how to wipe your own ass properly, how the fuck do you think you can make any sort of legal challenge to this?

Also, might? David, they either are using your name without your permission or not. There's no magical in-between when it comes to shit like this.

What law does this spastic think there is against "using someone's name without their permission?" Hey David S. Gallant, suck my dick.

 

[Army Burger]

What law does this spastic think there is against "using someone's name without their permission?" Hey David S. Gallant, suck my dick.

I'm proud to announce the creation of my new digital experience, The Adventures of David S. Gallant. Walk through a day in the life of Brampton's biggest pussy. See him get cucked by his wife, The Source and more!

Initial release coming in late February, Steam release coming in 3 1/2 years after that to emulate just how much of a lazy fuck Daveykins really is.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm proud to announce the creation of my new digital experience, The Adventures of David S. Gallant. Walk through a day in the life of Brampton's biggest pussy. See him get cucked by his wife, The Source and more!

Wouldn't this just be a minigame where you fail to wipe your ass?

 

[Army Burger]

Wouldn't this just be a minigame where you fail to wipe your ass?

True, it would probably end up being a WarioWare knock off.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

True, it would probably end up being a WarioWare knock off.

It would still be better than "I Get Cucked Everyday"

 

[Ginger Piglet]

It would still be better than "I Get Cucked Everyday"

So is having piles surgically removed from your anus.

 

[Hellfire]

David retweeted all of this screeching from this tard.

 

[Army Burger]

David gets cucked by the PS Store

 

[Jaimas]

David gets cucked by the PS Store

Dark Souls 3: Ariandel just launched, you fucking twat, everyone's trying to download it.

 

[Army Burger]

Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can work there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to work at the C.R.A.
It's fun to work at the C.R.A.

 

[Hellfire]

 

[AnOminous]

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What a nerd.

 

[randomfarmer]

Struggling to make someone look dumb while responding to a joke.

 

[Hellfire]

David gets cucked while trying to let himself get cucked by Scamkeesian.

 

[Army Burger]

David reeing some more about that toxic Steam userbase