💤 Inactive David Simon Gallant - Gets Cucked Every Day, Can't wipe himself; Thirsty AF, Compulsive Masturbator, Unrepentant Racist

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GREEDY FIREMAN said:
Problem is you should wait until someone else brings it up, then you make a joke about it. Bringing it up on your own at random just makes you look retarded.

"YOU WANNA SEE MY BUTT?!" :philthy:
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This.
He's not even well known. He has around 150 twitter followers and his "game" isn't what you would call a success.
If Davey wasn't such a cuck, he'd let it go. Why bring up what an abject failure you are?
Look, Davey, you're a straight cis white man. You're never going to get those pity bucks.
Yeah, you can cry, but I'm a straight passing pan! No one buys it or cares. Ask Burch how well that's worked for him and he started out with a better game than you.
 
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Dumbasses David Gallant and James Corbett don't know how to write shit down on a piece of paper.

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"Cowards, the lot of them!", says the guy who wets himself whenever the phone rings.

Then again, wasn't his previous job mainly answering phone calls?

So either Mr. Potato Head is a basket case who breaks down whenever he hears a dial tone, or he's making this shit up so he has another notch on the Progressive Stack.
 
You'd be anxious about the phone ringing too if your wife were cucking you everyday.

Especially if there was a cotton picking convention in the Greater Toronto Area.
 
AnOminous said:
Goddamn what a bunch of utter pussies.
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Oh Long Johnson said:
You'd be anxious about the phone ringing too if your wife were cucking you everyday.

Especially if there was a cotton picking convention in the Greater Toronto Area.
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It's quite clear that Brampton's Biggest Bitch (TM) has insecurity issues that will not be resolved within his lifetime. Just resign yourself to the daily cucking Ana inflicts upon you.
 
It's anxiety inducing, says the man who willingly posted a nude photo online and shared that he doesn't know how to wipe his ass.
 
David is so cucked that his tweets get at least ten times more attention here than they do on Twitter

OT: I think the thread title is wrong. It says "Autist who wipes himself", missing out the "standing up"
 
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