💤 Inactive David Simon Gallant - Gets Cucked Every Day, Can't wipe himself; Thirsty AF, Compulsive Masturbator, Unrepentant Racist

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Wahhhh some people were mean to me on the internet once

Oh, Davey's just jealous because he can't get in on Valve's sweet hat simulator monies.
 
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David calling anyone clueless is just hilarious
Not giving interviews to a widely read news source because of weird political differences is not something that regular people concern themselves with- especially successful people.
What David suggests is a decision reserved for those destined for failure- the "Sunset" devs come to mind.
 
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David calling anyone clueless is just hilarious

Maybe they just don't give a flying fuck about the kind of people who would be "alienated" who are mostly worthless bums like Gallant who won't buy their shit anyway.

Also: Worthless bum creates shit game insulting his employer, appears clueless as to why he got fired.
 
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The autism you've displayed is far more potent than any drug. Get off your lazy ass and make an actual contribution to society, and no, your shitty digital experiences don't count.
 
The only people who bitch about Notch are the ones who make failed games. If you shit out something like I Get Cucked Everyday and claimed to have put tons of effort into it (he didn't) while something that looks simple like Minecraft makes billions, I'm just gonna assume you're salty when you have more than three post complaining about him.
 
The only people who bitch about Notch are the ones who make failed games. If you shit out something like I Get Cucked Everyday and claimed to have put tons of effort into it (he didn't) while something that looks simple like Minecraft makes billions, I'm just gonna assume you're salty when you have more than three post complaining about him.
To underscore your point, feast your eyes on these fine offerings by that failnaut dude:

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D A V I D I S B U T T H U R T

If I took a shit and had it pressed into a cd-rom, it would be completely original, no one has ever gotten their shit pressed into a cd-rom before, that doesn't mean that it was 1. worth doing and 2. not shit. Two things that Minecraft has up on some of these "indie devs".
 
If David isn't trying to get into a dick measuring contest with Notch (which he loses, each fucking time), he's trying to get Gaben to talk to him in a hilarious NOTICE ME SENPAI way that I'm sure that if Gabe actually tweeted to David, he'd be so starstruck as to not reply.
 
Their blind hatred of Notch really nicely explains why they hated Gamergate so much. These assholes are all about equality of outcome, not equality of opportunity, and want the ability to be considered godly for their lesser talents. It's ego, pure and simple, and the ultimate arbiter of why they're destined to fail is Steam. Simple, impartial, and straightforward, the Free Market here wins, letting customers buy what they want and enjoy what they want.

And the sales data is clear: What they want is not the games shit out by these degenerate fucks.
 
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