💤 Inactive David Simon Gallant - Gets Cucked Every Day, Can't wipe himself; Thirsty AF, Compulsive Masturbator, Unrepentant Racist
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David, you say stupid shit 24/7 and yet Notch is the ignorant person? Fuck right off
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I love how jealous these idiots are of Notch and are so easily triggered.
David, you say stupid shit 24/7 and yet Notch is the ignorant person? Fuck right off
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I love how jealous these idiots are of Notch and are so easily triggered.
*squirt*
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David, you say stupid shit 24/7 and yet Notch is the ignorant person? Fuck right off
24356289 internet trannies can't make a single decent piece of software while hooked up to a patreon money IV. a fat autistic guy makes one game he distributed for free at first, and it'll support him and his kids forever.
people are literally mad because notch actually did shit and then didn't apologize and blame his success on being white, but accredited it to actually making a product human beings will enjoy
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Says a guy literally too stupid to learn how to wipe his own ass.
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Notch spent months working on a unique game, and pouring even more time on improving and patching it.
These guys spend a few minutes on Twine, Game Maker, or some other "color by numbers" program to make some walking simulator or the one millionth infinite runner knock-off, and expect Microsoft to show up at their door with a check for $2 billion the next day.
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"Waaaah, even people who are mostly cartoonists can make a better game than I can because I'm a complete shit failure of a person!"
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He still tuggin' to GamerGate?
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Apologies for the double post.
But one, is he humblebragging about going to a damned funeral? The fuck is wrong with this guy? (besides, you know, EVERYTHING).
Also, I like seeing how much his feelings are hurt because the guy what invented the oculus is a trump supporter. Also, everyone complaining about South Park makes me think it's 96 again.
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Cognitive dissonance that absolutely everyone who isn't a complete moron has to agree with his politics about everything, so someone who is a phenomenal success and an inventor (even if he is a phenomenal fucking weirdo in his own respect) upsets him by merely existing, while he can't even figure out how to wipe his own ass.
Sorry to say that again but seriously, a man too dumb to even wipe his own ass is in no position to criticize literally anyone in the world.
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didn't david just go to a funeral recently? or was that a wedding?
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Oh, c'mon. That's the kind of perdictive reasoning of Nostradamus.
Everyone's eventually a guest of honor at a funeral.
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Why does anyone care what Chu has to say?
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Because progressive!
Or whatever. Maybe Davey's just a cuck? But saying that sounds so empty.