💤 Inactive David Simon Gallant - Gets Cucked Every Day, Can't wipe himself; Thirsty AF, Compulsive Masturbator, Unrepentant Racist

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David reacts to The Ralph Retort getting drunk and disorderly.
 
Hellfire said:
Triggered by people telling the 'wrong' kind of people they are triggered.

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Yeah Dave, I'm a fan of yours, but for all the wrong reasons. I've never seen someone with this much self-importance sperg about the grossest shit and have no shame about it. I mean spending this much time complaining about something that accurately describes how butthurt you are is hilarious.
 
chimpburgers said:
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Yeah Dave, I'm a fan of yours, but for all the wrong reasons. I've never seen someone with this much self-importance sperg about the grossest shit and have no shame about it. I mean spending this much time complaining about something that accurately describes how butthurt you are is hilarious.
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It's amazing. The guy has learned absolutely nothing from being fired by the CRA. He still posts all sorts of stupid comments under his name, gets triggered when we laugh at said comments, and just continues in an endless cycle of failure. It's like he doesn't want to have any sort of success in life.
 
Army Burger said:
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Just buy another stapler, you lazy fuck
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He sounds like Milton Waddams from Office Space, muttering crazily about a stapler. What an utter cuck.

ETA: Ninja'ed three posts up. He still does, though.
 
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David, I know you won't take my advice, but save up your welfare money and get your beard trimmed.
Right now you look like a deranged ginger juggalo-neckbeard crossbreed.
 
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Mmm yes, nothing says sexy like a greasy minimum-wage employee who has a beard that looks like a walrus' scrotum
 
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Nigga, you look like you got into a teleporter accident with a chimp thumb. Ain't nobody enjoying that.

Putting Gallant and sexy in the same sentence should be against the law, like Sarah Butts being in a school zone.
 
Well, it's nice to see Davykins showing a little bit of self esteem finally. The self-flagellation trying to get asspats from his feminist heroines was getting really annoying.

That being said, he's still a whiny douchebag.
 
Army Burger said:
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Mmm yes, nothing says sexy like a greasy minimum-wage employee who has a beard that looks like a walrus' scrotum
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I think you're going to have to update your current picture of David as your avatar, mate. This new picture is far more smug and indicative of a deluded cuckold.
 
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