💤 Inactive David Simon Gallant - Gets Cucked Every Day, Can't wipe himself; Thirsty AF, Compulsive Masturbator, Unrepentant Racist

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Doesn't David still have a wife? Does she know he's shopping around for a bearded version of her?
 
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David, you've never had any success in your life. Don't act like you know what successful people do in their spare time.
 
chekovia said:
Why...why is the neon-pink watch (or fitness tracker hopefully) placed inwards on David's wrist? Is that a thing?
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Yeah. My dad's been doing it that way for as long as I can remember, as do a lot of other (granted, older) men I know.

It protects the glass/plastic and front facing side in general from getting damaged by accidentally knocking them into hard corners and stuff.
 
chekovia said:
Why...why is the neon-pink watch (or fitness tracker hopefully) placed inwards on David's wrist? Is that a thing?
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Luminous Being said:
Yeah. My dad's been doing it that way for as long as I can remember, as do a lot of other (granted, older) men I know.

It protects the glass/plastic and front facing side in general from getting damaged by accidentally knocking them into hard corners and stuff.
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Plus, wearing your watch facing inward turns checking the time into an excuse to flex in public. Not saying that's why David (or @Luminous Being's dad) does it, but it would be pretty funny.
 
So, Daveykins. I did warn you that if you weren't smart enough to back away from the clique, it was going to blow up in your face.

Well, thanks to the CON leaks, that proved prophetic. And oh - what's this?

You were kind of exposed as one of the many in Quinn's clique responsible for attacks on people you knew to be bullshit. As in you were knowingly involved in attempts to sabotage and blacklist people's careers, were right there in the chatroom when Quinn herself established false flagging attempts against herself, were supportive of this group openly fabricating "evidence" against Gamergate, and in all ways being responsible for the same shit you've repeatedly condemned GG for.

You know, like right here, where you're right in the channel and say nothing as Randi Harper is cheered on for doxing people:

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So right here, we have you engaging in the very behavior you yourself condemned. I'm curious. How do you justify this behavior? You savaged John Bain for much smaller offenses than these, but here you are, saying nothing during Harper openly doxxing someone whilst the rest of your clique cheers. I wonder what else I'll find in the logs? There's about 300 pages of them, so one can only guess.

Maybe I'll bring up your saying nothing when you knew that the clique was making an attempt to damage Brad Wardell's career. Or how about the fact that you knew about Dan Olson's little plan to plant CP on 8chan? There's tons of shit you were openly involved with, fucko, and yet you still have the fucking audacity to claim that TotalBiscuit is a serial harasser with a straight face.

It's all there in the logs, Daveykins. You're busted.

You knew about all of this and were fine with it when it was against people you don't like, you fucking hypocrite.
 
Sometimes I feel that this person doesn't really exist, that it's just a persona/character meant to satirize socially inept people.
 
Hellfire said:
David wants everyone to know he has sand in his ass.

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Holy shit, this guy is fucking amazing for all the wrong reasons. He has:

1. Talked about his ass-wiping habits
2. Admitted that he smelled like piss
3. Admitted to sleeping on the job multiple times
4. Talked about having sand in every crevice of his body
5. Posted a picture of his naked ass on Tumblr
6. Got fired from the CRA for making a shitty game digital experience slideshow

And last but most certainly not least, he jerked off to Gamergate.
 
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Army Burger said:
Holy shit, this guy is fucking amazing for all the wrong reasons. He has:

1. Talked about his ass-wiping habits
2. Admitted that he smelled like piss
3. Admitted to sleeping on the job multiple times
4. Talked about having sand in every crevice of his body
5. Posted a picture of his naked ass on Tumblr
6. Got fired from the CRA for making a shitty game digital experience

And last but most certainly not least, he jerked off to Gamergate.
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7. Got caught in the middle of the logs indicating that he knew full well what his clique was pushing was infinitely worse than what he accused others of, but was fine with it because ideology made more common-sense than breathing.
 
Army Burger said:
Holy shit, this guy is fucking amazing for all the wrong reasons. He has:

1. Talked about his ass-wiping habits
2. Admitted that he smelled like piss
3. Admitted to sleeping on the job multiple times
4. Talked about having sand in every crevice of his body
5. Posted a picture of his naked ass on Tumblr
6. Got fired from the CRA for making a shitty game digital experience

And last but most certainly not least, he jerked off to Gamergate.
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Honestly calling "I Get Cucked Everyday" a "digital experience" is probably being overly generous. I think the term "slideshow" is more apt.
 
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