💤 Inactive David Simon Gallant - Gets Cucked Every Day, Can't wipe himself; Thirsty AF, Compulsive Masturbator, Unrepentant Racist

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The butthurt about Alison continues
 
David S Gallant swearing at people on the phone is almost as funny as Chris Chandler getting fired for doing a Donald duck impersonation at Wendy's
 
He keeps talking about his coworkers. What new job did he get after being fired by the call center?
 
Ruin said:
He keeps talking about his coworkers. What new job did he get after being fired by the call center?
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Likely a job that only exists in his mind and/or not worthy enough to list on his LinkedIn page.
 
David's been doing a ton of sperging today about the lack of female characters in games as well as some bitching about I Get Cucked Every Day
 
Army Burger said:
David's been doing a ton of sperging today about the lack of female characters in games as well as some bitching about I Get Cucked Every Day
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You know what game didn't have enough female representation? I Get Tyced Every Day. #TYCED
 
Army Burger said:
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Totalbiscuit videos are popular enough and inoffensive enough that someone sharing one with a coworker who likes games seems plausible, but for this person to follow it up immediately with Milo as if they have a checklist of things David hates seems a bit much. I'm leaning towards this never happened, but it could just as likely be that his coworker figured out who David is and is deliberately fucking with him.
 
Ohoolihan said:
Totalbiscuit videos are popular enough and inoffensive enough that someone sharing one with a coworker who likes games seems plausible, but for this person to follow it up immediately with Milo as if they have a checklist of things David hates seems a bit much. I'm leaning towards this never happened, but it could just as likely be that his coworker figured out who David is and is deliberately fucking with him.
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I think he's just trying to start drama to get views.
 
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Stats for I Get Cucked Every Day. Since Steam takes 30% of sales, he's made just over $2K.
 
Army Burger said:
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Stats for I Get Cucked Every Day. Since Steam takes 30% of sales, he's made just over $2K.
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It was on their front page for several days as a "new game". I am not entirely surprised.

I am surprised that Dave never thought to put his game on the most visited game purchasing site on earth until this very moment. He waited 4 years to do this.
 
SunLightStreak said:
I am surprised that Dave never thought to put his game on the most visited game purchasing site on earth until this very moment. He waited 4 years to do this.
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He originally planned to, but he made a big show of refusing to sell it there because Valve took a neutral position on Gamergate, rather than the frothing-at-the-mouth, drive-away-their-most-profitable-consumer-base anti position he apparently wanted them to take.
 
sgetti said:
He originally planned to, but he made a big show of refusing to sell it there because Valve took a neutral position on Gamergate, rather than the frothing-at-the-mouth, drive-away-their-most-profitable-consumer-base anti position he apparently wanted them to take.
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Ah, so Dave is the cut off his nose to spite his face type. Strangely, I don't doubt it.

Anyway, good to see him sell out like an adult.
 
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