💤 Inactive David Simon Gallant - Gets Cucked Every Day, Can't wipe himself; Thirsty AF, Compulsive Masturbator, Unrepentant Racist

[kcbbq]

Still no activity from David himself on Twitter since the 24th and on Facebook since the 25th.

I wonder if he works at Comet Ping Pong? /tinfoil

 

[BlueChan]

You know, I just realized that he hasn't tweeted any since November 21st.

 

[AnOminous]

You know, I just realized that he hasn't tweeted any since November 21st.

He died and nobody cares because he isn't a tranny.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

He died and nobody cares because he isn't a tranny.

And he was a FUCKING WHITE MALE on top of that. #Whitelivesdontmatter.

 

[BlueChan]

I knew he couldn't stay off for too long. (Kind of reminds me of Chris trying to quit the internet, only to come back just to bitch about the Cleveland Show.)

Do these people realize the concept of DM boxes?

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

I knew he'd be back.

They always come back.

They never learn.

 

[Army Burger]

Guess who's back?

Back again.

The cuck is back!

Tell a friend!

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Well I'll be damned. I wonder what kept him away so long?

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Well I'll be damned. I wonder what kept him away so long?

He was in the hospital battling an infection brought on by an improperly-wiped ass.

 

[Army Burger]

Well I'll be damned. I wonder what kept him away so long?

He's gotten into No Man's Sky

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

He's gotten into No Man's Sky

Ah an excellent time sink to distract him from his "career"making """digital experiences""""

 

[Army Burger]

Ah an excellent time sink to distract him from his "career"making """digital experiences""""

David could only dream of making something as disappointing as this game

 

[KotAGoR VIII]

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I knew he couldn't stay off for too long. (Kind of reminds me of Chris trying to quit the internet, only to come back just to bitch about the Cleveland Show.)

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Do these people realize the concept of DM boxes?

I gave you the benefit of the doubt, Dave. From here on out, if you go missing, then I'm just assuming your wife forgot to let you out of the shed.

Also, if you need any clarification on the nature of things in the Star Wars universe, then you can just ask George Lucas, because he's still alive and created the pile of ass.

 

[Army Burger]

Here's his new profile picture on Twitter. Gotta keep up the faggotry it seems.

 

[Hellfire]

Too much of a pussy to kill himself, too big of a cuck to team up with Jake "SecretGamerGirl" Alley and drive to Zoe Quinn's apartment.

 

[Army Burger]

David putting in effort towards something? Ha!

 

[Quasar]

You people are so cynical. It's pretty obvious to me that Davy was browsing his thread and came across my well intentioned post:

That being said, I've done some research, and I've got you covered Davykins!

How to Wipe Your Butt

He's obviously been studying and practicing his seated ass-wiping skills! I'm sure we won't have to wait long for an update on how well he's doing with it! Ass status updates are what he's known for, after all!

For the love of god, please don't take pictures or make a video Davy!

 

[AnOminous]

Here's his new profile picture on Twitter. Gotta keep up the faggotry it seems.

The picture of his ass was less autistic.

 

[Army Burger]

The picture of his ass was less autistic.

Speaking of asswipes

 

[Dr.Research]

Who the fuck would use scented toilet paper? I figured it's common knowledge that fragrances can irritate skin. Out of all the places on your body, I figure 'asshole' is in the bottom three of where you'd want to risk irritation.