💤 Inactive David Simon Gallant - Gets Cucked Every Day, Can't wipe himself; Thirsty AF, Compulsive Masturbator, Unrepentant Racist

[Army Burger]

why does his nickname say "boo boo kitty fuck"?

Because he's a boo boo kitty fuck? Honestly though I don't know. It's funny though.

 

[AP 297]

Geez Louise that's a yuuuuuuuuuuge drop in owners.

Okay, now I am actually starting to feel bad for David. I just would never wish economic destruction on anyone. This was supposed to be his opening up to the market too.

I hope he just opens up his tweets again and says awful things that makes me remember how much of a stubborn ass he can be. Otherwise, I might feel sorry enough for him to spend money on this thing to be nice. Is there any chance he can get into an internet fight with a cancer patient again, maybe publish more photos of himself butt naked, or just be a total ass?

 

[Quasar]

Because he's a boo boo kitty fuck? Honestly though I don't know. It's funny though.

Really funny thing is that phrase can be tied from the movie it was in to a person who got blamed for having a part in Alison Rapp's firing (and us, tangentially) for calling out her pedo defending paper in about 3 steps... And Gallant is one of her white knights if I recall.

 

[Army Burger]

Nevar forget June 17, 2016

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Do we have any dick pics yet?
I'll buy his game if he posts his dick.

Spoiler

Maybe. Probably not.

 

[AnOminous]

Do we have any dick pics yet?
I'll buy his game if he posts his dick.

Spoiler

Maybe. Probably not.

He doesn't even have a game to buy.

 

[Army Burger]

Look at that Metacritic score

 

[ActualKiwi]

Excerpt from one of the positive reviews, totally not a shill guys:
"This game is not super fancy high budget **** and it's high comedy value would suffer for trying to be."

 

[Army Burger]

An excerpt from a post on David's tumblr from June 28 re: the launch of I Get Cucked Every Day on Steam

 

[Sexy Rexxy]

An excerpt from a post on David's tumblr from June 28 re: the launch of I Get Cucked Every Day on Steam

I wish I knew where he worked so I could go yell at him and complain to his superior about the shitty service.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

Okay, now I am actually starting to feel bad for David. I just would never wish economic destruction on anyone. This was supposed to be his opening up to the market too.

I hope he just opens up his tweets again and says awful things that makes me remember how much of a stubborn ass he can be. Otherwise, I might feel sorry enough for him to spend money on this thing to be nice. Is there any chance he can get into an internet fight with a cancer patient again, maybe publish more photos of himself butt naked, or just be a total ass?

If you're opening in the game industry is a 3 minute "game" that was all drawn in MS paint, w/ 0 effort put into it, you deserve whatever ridicule and other consequences come your way. It's not like this is his magnum opus going down the gutter, this was a cheap lame opening move and an attempt to cash grab on unwitting morons.

An excerpt from a post on David's tumblr from June 28 re: the launch of I Get Cucked Every Day on Steam

Ah yes Dave I'm sure non-Windows users are absolutely livid that they can't play your long-awaited 3-minute Paint doodle.
He uploaded this while on the job? As in he took his company's time to do personal work, while there was a customer waiting on him, got burned for it, and it's somehow not his fault? Game dev of the year here folks.

On another note, did we know that he worked in tabletops? If this is new it'd be wonderful to find some of the "content" he produced while in that industry.

 

[Hellfire]

 

[Army Burger]

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Here's a speculation: David is a fucking moron

 

[Kiwi Farms dot net]

If his boss reads that post he would more than likely fire the shit out of Davis S gallant. Some people never learn.

 

[Army Burger]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/4964011
http://archive.is/VbvxP

Bisexuhell writes shitty Steven Universe fanfic.

and he's back, ready to be freshly cucked

 

[Cynical]

and he's back, ready to be freshly cucked

Too late Gallant, we saved all the most embarrassing shit.

 

[Army Burger]

Not to mention he still left a ton of retarded shit from his most recent lockdown

 

[Hellfire]

 

[Army Burger]

"Nora deserves better"

 

[Hellfire]

Spoiler: Content

"Bruce Jenner" "muh deadnaming!!!"

"W-Wil W-Wheaton has me b-blocked for being t-trash ((("

TANKIES

Pedophile Nicholas Nyberg

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