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gaarashatan said:
i mean just look when leanna was bed ridden and feeling like shit. what did phil do? waltz his fat fuckin ass in there, woke her up and asked if shes making dinner.
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This is a big part of why Leanna, no matter how annoying us newfags might find her if we bothered watching all the footage with her in it, is going to remain the sympathetic one. Philroach is THAT fucking awful of a person, that anyone who gets fed up with him and leaves his ass to fend for himself is automatically decent by comparison, whether they're really that deserving of the image or not.

It'll be much the same situation when the divorce saga hits, or even worse because, if it's a bad one, Katherine will become an unintentional hero to anyone itching for some real shit to go down that really hurts Philroach. Not going to lie, I'll be one of them. Much as I have no delusions about Katherine being not so great a person herself, I will enjoy the thought of her causing Philroach mental anguish, because he's still way worse.
 
Iron Hamster said:
I was watching clip results for 'my back' through pigpiggo and all the ones I saw were him blaming fast food ironically.
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Allegedly Phil hurt his back when he was playing touch football. He had pain afterwardas went to a doctor the doctor just made X-rays Phil complained so he got an MRI and then got called in later and was told that he has a severely herniated disc that could explode and from then it went downhill because Phil choose the "i am a slob" route.

This is from GTG's latest streams timestamp 46:35 if the link doesn't work

 
PyroAlert said:
Leanna’s voice was absolutely disgusting. If you go back a few years on this forum, you will find posts by us detractor trolls claiming Leanna is gross, nasty, and has a rotten pussy. Now, she is Kate Upton for a lot of the trolls. Makes me wonder if Khet leaves Phil and Phil finds another new woman, if Khet suddenly becomes a beautiful woman in the eyes of some of my fellow basement dwelling trolls?
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Oh I agree. Im not claiming Leanna is God's gift to men but let's call a spade a spade. Given a choice of who I'd like to look at, Leanna wins every time between her and Racoon McPorkins.
 
gaarashatan said:
right lol. phil doesnt give a fuck about jasper and his well being

i mean just look when leanna was bed ridden and feeling like shit. what did phil do? waltz his fat fuckin ass in there, woke her up and asked if shes making dinner.

dude is literally a pathological lying scumbag
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As far as I'm concerned, Jasper is still sick, and DSP is just lying about it so he doesn't have to take him to the vet.
 
Balr0g said:
Allegedly Phil hurt his back when he was playing touch football. He had pain afterwardas went to a doctor the doctor just made X-rays Phil complained so he got an MRI and then got called in later and was told that he has a severely herniated disc that could explode and from then it went downhill because Phil choose the "i am a slob" route.

This is from GTG's latest streams timestamp 46:35 if the link doesn't work

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_Tx0jey-Kvc:2803
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I say DSP is a gold bricker with no back injury and I'll stand by that. This man just wanted an excuse to get lazy and maybe he got a herniated disc from being fat and hunching like a goblin once so he used it as an excuse the rest of his life.

I had the same back injury, you know what the doctor's said and what made me better? EXERCISE. Standing more, sitting less. Instead DSP uses it as an excuse to make John drive him everywhere like a fucking chauffer and to never lift anything ever again. I hope his sedentary lifestyle leads to an actual back injury.
 
Cat's typically don't just get better from a UTI. It usually takes some manner of antibiotics or special, expensive food at the minimum. Left untreated, it can cause ruptures in the cats bladder because they refuse to piss and that leads to bigger complications. You can immediately tell when your cat is this ill, they don't act normal at all and they barely move - so either Jasper is running around and is fine or he's not and DSP doesn't notice the change because to him Jasper is just a toy to occasionally have on stream to appear more human than he is.
 
Balr0g said:
Allegedly Phil hurt his back when he was playing touch football. He had pain afterwardas went to a doctor the doctor just made X-rays Phil complained so he got an MRI and then got called in later and was told that he has a severely herniated disc that could explode and from then it went downhill because Phil choose the "i am a slob" route.

This is from GTG's latest streams timestamp 46:35 if the link doesn't work

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_Tx0jey-Kvc:2803
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Where did the car crash story come from? Is this the first time he's ever claimed that?
 
EmpGulcasa said:
Cat's typically don't just get better from a UTI. It usually takes some manner of antibiotics or special, expensive food at the minimum. Left untreated, it can cause ruptures in the cats bladder because they refuse to piss and that leads to bigger complications. You can immediately tell when your cat is this ill, they don't act normal at all and they barely move - so either Jasper is running around and is fine or he's not and DSP doesn't notice the change because to him Jasper is just a toy to occasionally have on stream to appear more human than he is.
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He apparently jumped onto Dave's vroom vroom race car chair yesterday so that's encouraging, but DSP is such a fucking liar there's no way to know anymore. Using a pet for pity points is a time-honored grifter tactic because it tugs at the heartstrings the way "I need to pay my bills for the 12th time this month" doesn't.
 
The 'burned half my face' part of the story is hilarious. I'm sure burn victims want to know his secret to luscious skin after a fire.
 
Philroach has always been lying about any back injury because 1) his car accident story reeks of bullshit, 2) I refuse to believe the lazy bastard who has been fat for 20 years ever played football, and 3) he wouldn't rock so god damn much if his back hurt from a herniated disc. Not to mention he's such a bitch about comparatively minor things that a legit back problem would put his reaction those things to shame. This is why I call "King of Suffering" a role he plays. He doesn't believe it himself, he just wants you to.

I fully expect him to either continue going out of his way to show Jasper on camera, or drop the subject completely.
 
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I came back after watching six consecutive streams will nearly 100k people watching and I come back to Phil only hitting nearly 300. It's the small things that get me. Phil could have an entire legacy where he lives in excess and has zero issues with life, but his vices overran him and now he is known as a streamer who masturbated in front of children.
 
Pretty Boy Extremism said:
He also misspelled Argentina as Agentina, is that Mrs. Proper's first name @Agent Proper? :story:
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If another one of you mentally ill losers mention my mo...wife again it is going to be straight to the showers with you. *Snort*.

That whole stream was a disaster, it was so bad my computer crashed from the pure tism.

Those bug eyed beggar's sunglasses he wears to drive (must be prescription lens)

The 10 minutes of chair stream looking for the other sunglasses to put over glasses.

It looks I'll be hosting the last fight next Sunday over the mean streets of Bridgeport Connecticut. I hope he flies over his parent's house to talk about his Mom's QVC habits.
 
REGENDarySumanai said:
I came back after watching six consecutive streams will nearly 100k people watching and I come back to Phil only hitting nearly 300. It's the small things that get me. Phil could have an entire legacy where he lives in excess and has zero issues with life, but his vices overran him and now he is known as a streamer who masturbated in front of children.
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Off topic but Kripparian has more dead air and more blaming RNG/the game than Phil and he pulls an easy 4000 viewers on Twitch playing Hearthstone. He even kind of looks like a skinnier Phil.
 
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