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So there was another instance last night of phil thinking kat got home but she really wasn't there. He's either just super paranoid or there's something going on with him hearing people coming into his house that aren't really there and constantly worrying about cars outside.
 
Pretty Boy Extremism said:
Of course, the other scenario where he's lying which is the nightmare scenario is that Agent Jasper is already KIA and Phil is just looking for a replacement. I don't wanna spread false rumors though and I didn't watch yesterday's schtreems, did Phil yell at Jasper telling him to get down from there in any of them?
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I think it would be fucking hilarious if Phil decided he needed to conjure up a Jasper 2, cover up that the first cat died, but also wants to use the reveal to pony up tips ("it worked before," Phil would think, like a retard).

"I didn't get a new cat but here's my new cat Jasper Toooo.... ok too long in his litter box."

He then proudly holds up a similar looking FEMALE cat with flesh declaw wounds and bans the last two guys in chat.
 
Coke Zero said:
So there was another instance last night of phil thinking kat got home but she really wasn't there. He's either just super paranoid or there's something going on with him hearing people coming into his house that aren't really there and constantly worrying about cars outside.
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Phil’s paranoia is well known and hilarious.

However, I can’t help but wonder if it’s sonehow connected to Phil’s autistic brain being used to Khat coming home at a particular time, but Khat for some reason coming home later than usually.

I wonder what the reason for that may be?

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Rubea Meretrix said:
2$ SC by Damn, who talks about some rasslin shit that "DSP doesn't care about".

I do find it funny how he complains the guy is an asshole for spoiling it for the chat, so he doesn't read it but doesn't bother to delete it for the derichs that may care about it :story:



Nah, he didn't.

Guessing UaineRunei is talking about OIC coming in at the end to hit the goal.
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Any of the chairs that are into it are watching it live. They'll watch Phail lose at video games later so his excuse sucks as always.
pahsitive said:
Kat can't do the same shit that takes less than 45 seconds? Can she not drive him to the vet? They could be taking him right now to the 24/7 ones and be done with it.
Are these people that fucking incapable?
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For someone that allegedly works a very part time job, you'd think she worked 24/7 listening to him.
Rubea Meretrix said:
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Is he hiding in a racoon den?
 
I just watched a compilation of Phil failing at COD. We all know he doesn't understand game mechanics and/or lies about his failures. What rellay annoys me is when he says something like "I couldn't see him, he was invisible," I know he is either dumb or looks for an excuse. Phil doesn't understand perspective and angles. Most certainly not what angles are popular on any given map.

The following video will show you that you indeed can't always see danger, depending on your and the enemy's decision making, hold angles, timing, reaction speed and also lucky guesses. It's educational for people who don't play FPS and also entertaining. S1mple is and will be probably the best player who ever touched the game (CS:GO). Watch what his opponents (can't) see.
Timestamp just in case
 
Dread Pirate Retard said:
Man this is fucking pathetic. DSP has one mode: dash dash attack attack repeat. He's not even attempting to time his dash. He just facetanks everything. Even invincible dash can't save him.

EDIT: He's making precisely zero effort to learn the boss' attacks, patterns, mechanics, etc. He just runs in face first mashing buttons.

EDIT2: 2 hours for 1 fucking run. unreal. Now he is overdosing on copium, blaming the boons he got.
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Haven't felt inclined to watch him massacre Hades. What weapon(s) did he decide to go with? I have a feeling he's just picking the bow and spamming the charge shot from as far away as possible.
 
At least in the pandalee days phil didn’t adopt animals to get more tips on stream only to let them rot when they get sick. Even if he was being honest he’s such a piece of shit.
 
Thread has been moving so quickly, it's hard to keep up. So this week, DSP gifted us the Nazi hat, and now, Jasper Kitty is walking around the condo with untreated gout dick?
 
N0thingICanDo said:
You can just almost hear Phil ranting on the phone to the "fucking vet":


"Listen, listen you no life Mahron! How the fuck you dare to conflict my appointment with my streaming schedule?????"

"You know how much my khet worth? $2000! That's T-W-O FUCKING T-H-O-U-SAND dollars you nudnik!"

"Alright I'm legitimately pissed now, okay? What's your name? I'm gonna report your rude behavior to your manager for calling my stream time less important than getting my cat to the vet!"

"You said your name is DREW? "

"HI Jew, let me tell you something Jew, ONLY SUCKERS WORK A 9 TO 5 JAHB ackackackackack"
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This would all happen after Drew had already hung up, right? Cause we know Phil won't talk smack to anyone who can actually respond to him.
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So he refuses to wear wigs, but this is okay?

And for everyone mentioning how bad Phil is at Hades, I highly doubt we'll see another stream of this once he beats Hades once, cause he'll have techincally beaten the game then. Right? Okay.
 
Coke Zero said:
So there was another instance last night of phil thinking kat got home but she really wasn't there. He's either just super paranoid or there's something going on with him hearing people coming into his house that aren't really there and constantly worrying about cars outside.
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What's funny is that it's OiC that has him more paranoid than usual, not detractors. His only reliable whale is a snake in the grass, and he knows it. Expect more paranoia from him, especially if he starts getting more attention over the Sick Jasper saga.
username1811 said:
Even if he was being honest he’s such a piece of shit.
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Yeah, I'm done with my reservations about people more unpleasant than us actively fucking with Phil. I don't care what anyone does to him anymore, you'll see no objection from me. He crossed the final line.
 
WolverineGuy22 said:
Thread has been moving so quickly, it's hard to keep up. So this week, DSP gifted us the Nazi hat, and now, Jasper Kitty is walking around the condo with untreated gout dick?
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You got the gist of it! When the tips are low you can count on a new saga (he fully started) to get people talking about him again.
 
I can't see the difference anymore. The metamorphosis is complete. All he needs now is a Red Bull sponsorship.

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I do wonder if Phil realizes how abhorrent he is to rational people. Then again, he probably doesn't care....up until he walks into a room and is suddenly dumbfounded and infuriated at the same time that people don't recognize him after his decade of "content creation". That, or they refuse to give him money.
 
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