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I really love how he even begs in stream reminder tweets now. This man has zero shame.
 
snort inquisition said:
he only brought it up because he thought it would get him more money, he's not worried at all about the cat because he knows kat will take care of it right away, it's so fucking dishonest

it's okay to talk about how your cat's sick but he built it up into such a huge story just say "oh yeah jasper's got a urinary tract infection, it happens with cats sometimes, i'm worried about him but he's going to the vet soon" and done, that way you don't look like you're just trying to get pity bucks from people like a pathetic dishonest begging piece of shit
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Jasper is the new Leanna. Telling personal medical stories to an audience - however slim it may be. He really should have not said anything at all. It's personal family shit moron! *limb*
 
kamekmagik said:
Holy shit, I finally heard the actual Jasper rant

I have no idea if anyone has brought it up, but this is the EXACT symptoms of getting crystals. That will back up his urine and eventually lead to death. You don't see any symptoms like bleeding besides what he's describing

Now, it could just be a UTI. But with these symptoms you need to take him to an emergency vet asap, not a regular vet. Especially if not a ton of urine is coming out

DSP is fucking stupid so RIP Jasper.
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My cat had crystals a few years ago luckily I noticed right away when going to scoop the litter for the day and seeing no urine and took him to the emergency vet that same day.

Waiting almost 4 days while your cat is suffering wandering the house trying to go to the bathroom wherever it can seems like a terrible idea to me.

But I’m also just some dumb kid on the internet not a real mature pet parent like Phil so what do I know.
 
gobsmackedmortician said:
I've had cats all my life, never had a cat with a UTI
cats can get UTI if they use a litter tray and you don't clean it regularly which knowing Phil is what's happening

I believe lazy cunts not cleaning the box daily
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According to him (somewhat after the 2k reveal) they only empty it once a week.

Poor Jasper, nothing he could do.
 
LostMy1stAccount said:
I believe @Piece of Peace had tracked his YT income for July at around 4.5k. (I can't remember if this is the payout he got in July or today, though)

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DSP Month in Review: July 2021

Check out the tips tracker! https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1bt1lZucl2qvBjmQIZF5rPBLonQugEV8Oo7xpqN_iLQk/edit#gid=0
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He got an estimated 4.7k from YT today.
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$4,100 minimum after fees (not sure if the weekend affects it, anyone with an Adsense account able to confirm?)

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I was out all day, did he mention it at all throughout what I assume was a ton of begging today?
 
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Honestly Phil is all fun and games and I feel if you get pissed at him he wins. But if anything happens to Jasper because he is a filthy bastard I won't forgive it. He should of never had pets because he clearly can't even take care of himself, he doesn't even fucking brush his teeth ffs. Honestly I hope he gets him medical treatment, if he can't pee he's going to be in so much pain never mind what will happen after.
 
Holy shit, I ignore Phil for a day and a half and I was 15 pages behind. I finally caught up, Dictator hat still happening is gold OIC is sad, this Cat UTI thing is going to be a bit of a power level and rant so buckle up boys.

One of my cats has had two UTIs, both times he showed signs of having an issue, he would walk into one of the two litter boxes and scratch a lot, try to pee, nothing would happen or only a small amount of urine, it took Mrs. Proper and I a about day to notice something was wrong because why would he keep trying if there wasn't an issue. We took him in and that was a little more costly because we had him checked out est. $500.

The second time it happened we took him to the vet as soon as we noticed that patter in the litter box. Got prescription food for his diet now wet and dry food. The vet told us that UTI could be for poor food quality, not enough water in the cat's diet things, and if it doesn't get treated it can lead to big issues for male cats. Estimated cost $250 for the food and the visit.

Welcome to owning an animal. It will have health issues, except to pay up. You can soften the blow to the wallet if you invest into pet insurance. It has saved my ass from a $2k bill before. Just fucking take care of your animal.

@Froggah I sure do hope Phil didn't waste that $15k you gave him already, check your email when you can I am Phil needs you tonight.
 
PieceofShet said:
Its really painful to watch dsp acting surprised about the twists...

what is this pose even?

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He's supplying the air quotes missing from the shirt.
SomeoneLikeMYFATHER said:
Phil is not an elite liar, his fans are just retarded. Let’s slow down here.

“Whoa guys, the stream is REALLY crazy right now. Get in here and make this stream really positive!”
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Can't wait for the twitter option to report tweets for misinformation. :story:
People will be flagging Phail left and right.
 
JohnRedcorn said:
My cat had crystals a few years ago luckily I noticed right away when going to scoop the litter for the day and seeing no urine and took him to the emergency vet that same day.

Waiting almost 4 days while your cat is suffering wandering the house trying to go to the bathroom wherever it can seems like a terrible idea to me.

But I’m also just some dumb kid on the internet not a real mature pet parent like Phil so what do I know.
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If your cat is trying to piss on your paper plates take it to the emergency vet. If you are actually broke like DSP claims, wait until business hours and take it to the emergency vet then. That's exactly what they are there for and won't shun you and it won't cost emergency vet prices if it's during business hours. He's probably lying about the severity of the cat's condition or else he's insane.

That shit about how he waited to take him to the vet the first time because he thought the UTI was the cat's way of expressing how he was angry about something was probably one of the most insane things I've heard. Then again, DSP talks to the cat in English and wonders why the cat doesn't understand him. God I can't stand this guy.
 
JohnRedcorn said:
My cat had crystals a few years ago luckily I noticed right away when going to scoop the litter for the day and seeing no urine and took him to the emergency vet that same day.

Waiting almost 4 days while your cat is suffering wandering the house trying to go to the bathroom wherever it can seems like a terrible idea to me.

But I’m also just some dumb kid on the internet not a real mature pet parent like Phil so what do I know.
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Yep, I made an appointment last year when I noticed my cat was licking his groin a ton. But then one day at 11pm I noticed he went to the box several times straining to urinate with nothing coming out, I told that bitch to get on the carrier and drove to the emergency vet at midnight. He had to stay there for 3 or 4 days because that's how serious it is, they made it clear that this is deadly and if I had waited for days it could've been worse.

All DSP is doing now is closing all the doors so Jasper can't enter any rooms. Meanwhile, he said Jasper is meowing at him in pain asking him to do something. Also where is the other Feline? Is she as incompetent as DSP?
They apparently also don't give Jasper wet food at all. Dude is probably getting all these problems from dehydration.

Like I said, it could just be a UTI, but DSP can fuck off with all his "son" talk after this lol
 
The most important part about the Jasper Kitty Burnell dying rant is the confirmation that he's still using paper plates and eating home cooked custom made microwave meals.
Lazy bastard can't even be arsed to clean after himself or make an actual breakfast.
 
I would like to point out that cats are vengeful and can hold grudges for a long time against people they don't like. Among the things they get mad about is not having clean litter but DSP has given Japser plenty of other reasons to hate him-- being sprayed in the face with water alone is enough reason.

Besides randomly attacking while you're asleep, cats will also defecate and spray in places you frequent to show their unhappiness; which could be a reason Jasper is locked out of the office.
 
I was talking with someone about Jasper and it was mentioned that Phil only cleans the litter box once a week,that he hoards cat shit for a month before taking it to the dump and that he has so much trash that the garbage truck can't pick up all of it. How is it possible to produce that much trash? Is he just coomsoming so many things at the mall that he produces copious amount of trash in the form of boxes plus the takeout stuff that he has to throw away when he gets his food or what? How can two people have so much trash the garbage truck can't pick up all of it and he needs to go to the dump once a month? Oh and I almost forgot about the paper plates every meal,maybe it makes sense after all...
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