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Pargon said:
It’s a good point you’re making there but I think there’s an important factor you might be overlooking. The person making the claim that he could lose his house, and making said claim without any proof, is Phil himself, and it’s been established that he is not quite the most trustworthy person, particularly when speaking about money.

I’ve said in the past that while Phil is stupid he is not lacking in sense of self-preservation. That sense may be twisted but it is undoubtedly what drives him a lot of the time. I don’t believe there is any circumstance in which he would ever knowingly put himself in danger of losing that condo. Those four walls keep the world out, and Phil is fucking petrified of the world. “I might lose my house” has been one of this go-to alarms for years now, and he keeps going back to it because it works. Now, an argument could be made for him having told the truth during some of these instances because it’s also been established that Phil is absolute shit with money. He may have been late on a few payments, but I strongly doubt he was ever truly in danger of foreclosure on the Wakhando. If he was I think we’d have seen much stronger panic, and at least for these last few unsuccessful marathons (in that he did not come close to meeting his goals) I don’t think we’ve seen that.
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Someone mentioned it several pages back, but perhaps when he talks about his mortgage he actually means the payment that was due on the 1st, and this is the last day he can delay it to without getting a late payment fee.
 
Last food eating stream, he got $345 from 8 people

Yesterday he got $454 from 6 people. $344 from 2 people. You can guess who the two people are. Organic growth.
 
Pargon said:
It’s a good point you’re making there but I think there’s an important factor you might be overlooking. The person making the claim that he could lose his house, and making said claim without any proof, is Phil himself, and it’s been established that he is not quite the most trustworthy person, particularly when speaking about money.

I’ve said in the past that while Phil is stupid he is not lacking in sense of self-preservation. That sense may be twisted but it is undoubtedly what drives him a lot of the time. I don’t believe there is any circumstance in which he would ever knowingly put himself in danger of losing that condo. Those four walls keep the world out, and Phil is fucking petrified of the world. “I might lose my house” has been one of this go-to alarms for years now, and he keeps going back to it because it works. Now, an argument could be made for him having told the truth during some of these instances because it’s also been established that Phil is absolute shit with money. He may have been late on a few payments, but I strongly doubt he was ever truly in danger of foreclosure on the Wakhando. If he was I think we’d have seen much stronger panic, and at least for these last few unsuccessful marathons (in that he did not come close to meeting his goals) I don’t think we’ve seen that.
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Its already a hassle to evict apartment tenants. Imagine how much more complicated it is for some distant disinterested bank to get rid of someone in a khando. You could probably be some strung out junkie doing nothing but lying unconscious in a dingy room and have the process grind away for years.

I would really like to understand what goes on in the peabrains of those paypigs if any that truly believe in this Dickensian world he invented where you get kicked out into the streets the second you fall one dollar behind on your water bill. Why are they blowing money on phil instead of soiling their pants and hoarding every penny they can to prepare for this ruthless reality they apparently believe in.
 
SaidNoOneEver said:
Italian Food Truck. Of course Khat has to drive.
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His Italian food truck business model:

1. Buy freezer meals from Wal-mart (send Kat because Phil is too good for the likes of Wal-mart)
2. Microwave them in the truck (somehow get this step wrong and cause 36 cases of food poisoning in his opening week)
3. Sell them with a 4000% markup
4. Profit!
 
KatAgreesWithMe said:
I can't believe Phil exposed us last night guys :'( I'm gonna go back to my moms basement and conjour up some more crazy conspiracy theories about WWE Champions and Line mobile verifications!
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ha ha ha do you think they'll believe us if we tell them that you have to have a text sent to the number with a link that you click to verify the account? I know that sounds insane but his fans might be stupid enough to believe it
 
KKKrèmebrûlée said:
"These people don't know how normal human bills work, these people don't even know how life works, they have a simpleton mindset" Says the guy on a tax payment plan, has monthly fundraisers, sends out begging tweets and is bankrupt.
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He assumes that most detractors have no bills to pay or are homeless? I don't get it. Intellectually it's a bad argument. Phil should run a poll and ask his viewers if they are paying any bills themselves. I haven't seen a "kingmichael" in this forum that told us, his caretaker told him to take a bath either.

Lorum Ipsum said:
Wonder if that face would work on Phil himself? Really don't know how Kat stands to look at him.
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It's easy. When she drives she only looks at the street, she sleeps in a separate room and nowadays Phil orders his dinner to eat it in his office.
 
whirlydude said:
ha ha ha do you think they'll believe us if we tell them that you have to have a text sent to the number with a link that you click to verify the account? I know that sounds insane but his fans might be stupid enough to believe it
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Mature Adult said:
Last food eating stream, he got $345 from 8 people

Yesterday he got $454 from 6 people. $344 from 2 people. You can guess who the two people are. Organic growth.
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Don’t worry I have it on good authority that Phil doesn’t want it to be like this, crowd funding means relying on the thousands of people who watch him, not just a few individuals(yes he really thinks he ha a thousand fans)
 
@Null claiming no posts would be lost but us sad boys out here losing a fucking day's worth of progress, truly fitting for the DSP subforum. Gonna bet you niggers Tiger Woods is going to die today in a helicopter crash, calling it.
 
Well this is weird.

Anyway, something Phil harps on quite about in his rants about Champions is how "insane" it is, as if it's not easily observable that, regardless of who "DownWithTheRafters" is, the people higher in rank than them exist, and have spent even more money. Perhaps he's meaning to imply that it's insane to think that he has the money to waste on such a thing, but he doesn't directly say that, and it's easily proven that he has wasted larger amounts on other things in the past, like his condo in Connecticut.

It's not crazy to think that someone has a problem with a pay-to-play game, because not only are there so many examples of such people, but Phil displays signs all the time of being one, and he's lying about how much money he has to spend to begin with. Simple math and his bankruptcy filings prove that. His biggest monthly expense is his mortgage, which everyone knows is $1800, and though he claims $5k a month in business expenses, he refuses to detail those and they don't make sense. His internet is not THAT expensive, he has a lot of consoles but he doesn't use most of them, and even if he did, it doesn't cost that much to do so. He doesn't buy so many new games per month that it would add up to thousands, and even if you totaled all the other things he has bought since he started streaming, that doesn't mean he spends that per month.

Oh, and notice how he doesn't put the superchats total up on the leaderboard? You would think a greedy fuck would want to max out on both tips and superchats, because even though the latter isn't immediate money, it's still money in his pocket. You would think he would want it. Hitting the tips goal can't just be about money to Phil, he's lying about not paying his mortgage, he values his condo too much to make that mistake, his bills are fine, whatever money YT pays him is covering those. It's that vest streak he wants. It's that psychological satisfaction he craves.

I'm really enjoying that those days appear to be gone for good. He deserves it. Now if we can just get the tips to vanish completely...
 
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