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Nigel of Ukip said:
Cocker not sure how to break it to you, but Phil even blocks people that never interacted with him.
For example, I never @ him and he blocked me. Mind you I'm by far not the only one, he did the same to several other people. He goes out of his way to look for people that could chip away at his frail little ego.
I think you're wasting your time making these sock accounts mate, because it takes you longer than it takes Phil to ban you.
If you want to chip away at his stupidity, look at trolls like SnowKarl who play it quite well.
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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
I can confirm that he sometimes goes on bigger detractor twitter accounts, checks who likes their tweets and then blocks them, since there's no other plausible explanation for why my account got blocked when I haven't made a single tweet in over 3 years.
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blawked here without ever talking or commenting on his twitter too. I consider it an even greater honor than simply being blawked.


kebab4you said:
Probably something like Twitter Block Chain or similar program
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Doubt it. At least not until more recently once he's read the suggestion here. He has the technical aptitude of a potato. If you ever wondered why he seemingly has no freetime despite not having a job well heres another answer besides mobile games.
 
Nigel of Ukip said:
Cocker not sure how to break it to you, but Phil even blocks people that never interacted with him.
For example, I never @ him and he blocked me. Mind you I'm by far not the only one, he did the same to several other people. He goes out of his way to look for people that could chip away at his frail little ego.
I think you're wasting your time making these sock accounts mate, because it takes you longer than it takes Phil to ban you.
If you want to chip away at his stupidity, look at trolls like SnowKarl who play it quite well.
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I wonder if he banned the politician too :story:
 
DeeTracktor said:
Phil and the real Nigel Farage have so much in common though. Drinks a lot, blames minorities for everything and lies about finances.

If Nigel could work a camera then a new Project 7 could be on the cards if they ever met irl
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You forgot the most important thing mate.
It's all about the vest game.
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Just finished my morning coffee and started thinking

Phil went from ''Ima lose my house'' to ''Ima not lose my house, but I cant take mah Wife to the Zoo, Im so poor'' after stuffing his face with $50's worth of fast food and getting well over $100's in superchats

I hope he does these begathons twice a week for eternity. The ''Kat is going to the drive through/Nah I'll order it on my phone live'' arc was something from the last season of Game Of Thrones it was so idiotic

He really is on the verge of going into debt by ordering doordash on credit cards soon because his wife hates him so fucking much she wont put his food in the microwave after working an 8 hours shift at the Supermarket which is a huge 10 minutes away from the Snort Fort. Fucking Oscar worthy stuff from the writers here:story:
 
DeeTracktor said:
Derich is spending all his money on subscriptions to Asain whores with the physique of a trooned up Kenny Baker (RIP) who will do double anal scenes for less than Phil spends on a hot dog, fries and a side burger for later. He doesnt drop a dime on Phil
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Fair enough, but I think Derich would drop more money on Phil if he either:
A. got a job
B. signed up for a monthly tugboat
or C. was able to steal his mom’s credit card again.
 
UaineRunei said:
Yes, Phil. It's pretty honourable that you're not a shill and don't get money just to play some game you don't want. Big ups!

But then, you ask your audience to give the money you're not getting by refusing the deal, you fucking asshole.
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This is a great comment. DSP gets up on his high-horse and takes a stand against shilling, sponsorships etc but the people who truly pay the price for that stance are his fans who he hardcore milks to make up for the money he could make.

It's not him having a principled opposition to the practice, it's just his usual cuntrarianism.
 
What a fucking retard and what a pathetic begging stream.

Dude framed himself borderline going to be executed by the cartel if he didn't make the 1250. That 1250 was everything to him - bills, mortgage, some money "to take the stress off for the rest of the week".

Then it became "I don't have the mortgage money and idk what I'll do tomorrow if we don't hit the goal".

This man is out of his fucking mind if he thinks he deserves, earns or even thinks he'd get 1250 dollars on one stream in 2021.

Then again, we will never really know what he does behind the scenes and what donations he gets.

So he lied about the WWE Champions 2FA on his phone, feigned ignorance as usual, massive begging in the pre-stream, legitimately entertaining, some rants.

Snort Burnell will have a field day with this.
 
If Phil loses YouTube, Goodwill gives “special” people nice jobs like putting spindles in boxes or Comcast customer service. Might be good.
 
Quantum Diabetes said:
If Phil loses YouTube, Goodwill gives “special” people nice jobs like putting spindles in boxes or Comcast customer service. Might be good.
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Isn't Comcast his ISP?

He'd probably be fired for making his Comcast bill lower by looking up his account and applying promotions to it.

I'd give him a day before he's canned. Possibly for being late or giving the customer his pre stream.

"Yeah you might want to be leaving Comcast, let me tell you about those lame brained idiots at Twitch and my ten year legacy".
 
Not even 50% of the tips goal for the do-or-die marathon to help pay his mortage last minute.
"Great marathon today. Yes, we did not hit the goal, but this will help tremendously, like I said this is enough --- this will pay my, utilities, coming up this week and put me in a much better position than I was, that's for sure."
Says memberships and superchats were great on this stream, but in the last week he sperged out about how people are giving him money the wrong way. "I had a $72 superchat BUT I NEED TIPS!"
 
I didn't even know he could easily pay his mortgage on the 1st every month.
This makes me a little MATI, not gonna lie.

I volunteered at a place that helped struggling youths a while back. We helped/gave advice to the kind of teens who lived on their own at age 17-19 and had financial troubles because of past mistakes they, or their parents made.
Every time, one of the first things we would do was looking at their income, their monthly bills etc. and help them set up a budget plan so they wouldn't spend their whole salary/income in the first week.
Some of them had trouble sticking to the plan, but for the most part, the kids learned to budget and restrained themselves from buying useless shit after 1-2 months tops.

Seeing a nearly 40 year old, who makes 10k and has a degree in finance ffs, not being able to set aside 10% of his monthly income for 10 days, just leaves me speechless.
Even if he has to pay taxes, utility bills, etc on the 21st and all the YT money goes straight to bills (yeah, right), he still gets 450$ from Patreon on the 1st every month. Thats already a quarter of his mortgage payment right there.
 
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LostMy1stAccount said:
Seeing a nearly 40 year old, who makes 10k and has a degree in finance ffs, not being able to set aside 10% of his monthly income for 10 days, just leaves me speechless.
Even if he has to pay taxes, utility bills, etc on the 21st and all the YT money goes straight to bills (yeah, right), he still gets 450$ from Patreon on the 1st every month. Thats already a quarter of his mortgage payment right there.
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It’s a good point you’re making there but I think there’s an important factor you might be overlooking. The person making the claim that he could lose his house, and making said claim without any proof, is Phil himself, and it’s been established that he is not quite the most trustworthy person, particularly when speaking about money.

I’ve said in the past that while Phil is stupid he is not lacking in sense of self-preservation. That sense may be twisted but it is undoubtedly what drives him a lot of the time. I don’t believe there is any circumstance in which he would ever knowingly put himself in danger of losing that condo. Those four walls keep the world out, and Phil is fucking petrified of the world. “I might lose my house” has been one of this go-to alarms for years now, and he keeps going back to it because it works. Now, an argument could be made for him having told the truth during some of these instances because it’s also been established that Phil is absolute shit with money. He may have been late on a few payments, but I strongly doubt he was ever truly in danger of foreclosure on the Wakhando. If he was I think we’d have seen much stronger panic, and at least for these last few unsuccessful marathons (in that he did not come close to meeting his goals) I don’t think we’ve seen that.
 
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