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Did this patchy bearded gin soaked gatcha addicted moron buy a $300+ Chinese POS and actually think that this was good idea? Does he actually think it will improve his garbage streams? OK quick question what will some overpriced knockoff actually improve? I'm asking the DSP cucks and walking ATMs over here lurking. Don't worry I'll wait....
 
Now THIS is a first - a mid-stream arguing with randos tweet
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"I've always paid taxes on my tips and publicly talked about it for years" :story:
 
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What is the point of a chair if it doesn't actually supports his back?
He sits leaning forward (probably at the edge of his seat) and still twists his neck and torso to ban people or read tips (instead of rotating the chair).
300$ well spent.
 
Now THIS is a first - a mid-stream arguing with randos tweet
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"I've always paid taxes on my tips and publicly talked about it for years" :story:
He's being half truthful here. He declares his tips as income when he files his taxes but he has yet to actually pay taxes on all of them.

EDIT: Also why is he arguing with mentally ill nudniks on his break? Isn't this one of the precious few moments he gets during his busy work schedule to relax with his wife and cat son?
 
Now THIS is a first - a mid-stream arguing with randos tweet
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"I've always paid taxes on my tips and publicly talked about it for years" :story:
Back taxes implies your not paying them on time Phil. I remember at one point maybe in 2018 or 2017 he was almost 2 years behind on his taxes. I think it was the first time his tax "situation" was weaponized in mass to really squeeze money out of the pay pigs.
 
How does this improve his stream? his income stream? how does it help at all? What a waste of money. Just another item so he can avoid getting a mature adult job longer.
 
Him talking about how sticky real leather is makes me sick. Imagine the smell of that recording studio is after DSP sweats into his gamer chair for hours on end.
If he had a leather couch, with how greasy and oily he is, he'd go to sit down and slide right off. Then he could actually claim a back injury.
 
It's not going to distract from Phil running out of games to play that are both:

1) new and exciting
2) something he can actually stand to play

It's bad enough his streams are such garbage that he has no choice but to rely upon fresh, hot releases to draw a crowd, it gets exponentially worse when he decides to dodge them for whatever reason. And he's going to keep doing that, possibly even more than ever because he's obviously getting lazier, and his tolerance for gaming, which was minimal already, seems to be thinning as much as his hair.
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What is the point of a chair if it doesn't actually supports his back?
He sits leaning forward (probably at the edge of his seat) and still twists his neck and torso to ban people or read tips (instead of rotating the chair).
300$ well spent.
Proof positive that for as much as he sweats it when the tips are low, Phil has learned nothing about the value of a dollar, and never will. It also confirms that when he is talking about needing that money for bills, he's really saying "I need that money for Champions". If he was worried about paying his mortgage with any of that money, he wouldn't be the type of person to do 30 seconds of chair shopping and drop so much on such an inferior one.

Not that I expect losing the condo and having to crawl back to Connecticut with his piggy tail between his gouty legs to teach him anything, mind you. He'll continue being wasteful with his money, with no regret, and just dream of a day when he can waste even more again.
Also why is he arguing with mentally ill nudniks on his break? Isn't this one of the precious few moments he gets during his busy work schedule to relax with his wife and cat son?
A reminder that he spent his wedding night doing the exact same thing.

Every claim Phil makes about spending time with Katherine and Jasper is bullshit. Every assertion he makes about his personal life and the stream having a wall between them is bullshit. He lives in that dusty-ass room, playing gacha, and the only time he says anything to his wife is when it's time for dinner or he just spilled water on himself. And the only thing he talks about is either stream-related, or wrestling. He has nothing else, by choice.
 
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