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UaineRunei said:
Don't you fucking DARE bring Fall Guys back. STOP

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nah dood fall guys is so much better than CoD, I straight up lose my mind editing his CoD gameplay

The fastest way, imo, to properly skim his gameplay is to look at the audio file for spikes. Typically, especially for games like Danganronpa, it'll signify when DSP decides to legitimately speak and break away from dead air, his "voice acting," and the game just playing out. It's annoying when you get CoD because the spikes aren't him talking, it's just "LAG" "C'MON MAN" [insert another clown phrase here] "LAAAG" "OKAY DID YOU JUST SEE THAT, I SHOT HIM AND FILLED HIM WITH BULLETS BUT IM THE ONE DEAD" "FUCK YOU TREYARCH"

Rinse and repeat for 2+ hours. The majority of the kwality khantent is in the short breaks in between matches where he'll notice his tips being low and feel nervous. With Fall Guys, it at least allows for more time for DSP to interact with chat so we can get more direct goldust.
 
darkwingosonichugorl said:
Phil's CoD streams are unbearable. Lahg lahg lahg lahg lahg. I assume he only plays this because a paypig wants him to.
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He doesn’t have dedicated paypigs that singlehandedly finance the CoD streams like ThePastrycuckery does for Dangannronpa streams for example but it does often attract a higher viewing audience than normal and therefore averages out the paypig payer mix.

On top of possibly attracting multiple paypigs donating smaller amounts, Phil believes that he’s genuinely good at COD:MW when he’s actually complete trash. His movement is awful, his aiming is awful, his environmental awareness is awful, his minimap awareness is awful, his routes are awful. Everything is just awful. For someone who’s been playing this game for the better part of the year and barely averaging a 1.0 K/D ratio average each game, it’s just sad. His trick is to ragequit 3-4 lobbies in a row while primarily blaming lag until he’s placed in a bot lobby so he can incessantly gloat and asspat himself about how good he is. SBMM doesn’t work or matters according to him when the COD:MW subreddit found out almost two years ago it’s primarily based on your K/D and win ratios average. The worse you perform and the more you lose, the higher chances are you’re eventually going to get placed in a lobby full of speds… right where Phil actually belongs.

Probably some of his worst streams, and that’s saying a lot given how bad of a streamer he is overall.
 
MoonRocker said:
He doesn’t have dedicated paypigs that singlehandedly finance the CoD streams like ThePastrycuckery does for Dangannronpa streams for example but it does often attract a higher viewing audience than normal and therefore averages out the paypig payer mix.

On top of possibly attracting multiple paypigs donating smaller amounts, Phil believes that he’s genuinely good at COD:MW when he’s actually complete trash. His movement is awful, his aiming is awful, his environmental awareness is awful, his minimap awareness is awful, his routes are awful. Everything is just awful. For someone who’s been playing this game for the better part of the year and barely averaging a 1.0 K/D ratio average each game, it’s just sad. His trick is to ragequit 3-4 lobbies in a row while primarily blaming lag until he’s placed in a bot lobby so he can incessantly gloat and asspat himself about how good he is. SBMM doesn’t work or matters according to him when the COD:MW subreddit found out almost two years ago it’s primarily based on your K/D and win ratios average. The worse you perform and the more you lose, the higher chances are you’re eventually going to get placed in a lobby full of speds… right where Phil actually belongs.

Probably some of his worst streams, and that’s saying a lot given how bad of a streamer he is overall.
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The other thing he does that's enraging to watch is he's ALWAYS sprinting. This motherfucker gets caught sprinting and screams "LAG" when his gun doesn't instantly fire upon pressing the trigger. No shit retard that's a feature not a bug. I don't know how he hasn't figured this out yet because every gun has a 'sprint to fire time' stat that you can modify with various attachments. You would think he would have noticed it at some point in the past 8 months while messing around with attachments.
 
Filthy Greenskin said:
Phil looks like he's about to get caught on 'to catch a predator' with that get up, like when Chris Chan tried to pose as a male escort and dressed up in what he thought chads wore, Phil looks like what a fat balding forty-something thinks is a suave and tough looking ensemble.
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He looks like one of the guys in the bar from the petite feet Tim and Eric music video.
 
MoonRocker said:
He doesn’t have dedicated paypigs that singlehandedly finance the CoD streams like ThePastrycuckery does for Dangannronpa streams for example but it does often attract a higher viewing audience than normal and therefore averages out the paypig payer mix.

On top of possibly attracting multiple paypigs donating smaller amounts, Phil believes that he’s genuinely good at COD:MW when he’s actually complete trash. His movement is awful, his aiming is awful, his environmental awareness is awful, his minimap awareness is awful, his routes are awful. Everything is just awful. For someone who’s been playing this game for the better part of the year and barely averaging a 1.0 K/D ratio average each game, it’s just sad. His trick is to ragequit 3-4 lobbies in a row while primarily blaming lag until he’s placed in a bot lobby so he can incessantly gloat and asspat himself about how good he is. SBMM doesn’t work or matters according to him when the COD:MW subreddit found out almost two years ago it’s primarily based on your K/D and win ratios average. The worse you perform and the more you lose, the higher chances are you’re eventually going to get placed in a lobby full of speds… right where Phil actually belongs.

Probably some of his worst streams, and that’s saying a lot given how bad of a streamer he is overall.
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Cold War is a horrible game to stream anyway since the SBMM is so aggressive to the point where having anything above a 1.5 KD is gonna match you with players that are above your skill level till you eventually even out to a 1.0 / even win loss ratio.

Content creators love to bitch and moan about SBMM but at the same time upload videos of them dropping 40-50 kills per match. This is usually achieved via reverse boosting where you tank your personal rating so low you end up getting matched with absolute nuggets.

 
UaineRunei said:
Don't you fucking DARE bring Fall Guys back. STOP

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Phil you got a typo so I fixed it for you

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It’s amusing to see Phil not be able to use the “muh taxes and bills, youtube payment soon!” excuse to beg once his payment comes through, even though he wants the money just as badly. He just can’t stop himself, so he replaces it with clown mode begs and his shitty rewards advertisement. Its really apparent that it’s chewing him up inside when he can only do his half-hearted beg. Of course give it till early August and he’ll shift back to the taxes, bills and YT payment excuse.

Nothing_I_Could_Snort said:
Kat is a literal retard. I’ve met her irl. She is just plain dumb
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Nothing_I_Could_Snort said:
I really would dislike to elaborate on it, but I’ll do it for the farms. She checked me out at Fred Meyer in the Seattle area a long time ago. Had the most annoying voice and soul-sucking personality. Just as anyone would suspect.
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Don’t take this the wrong way, but when you make a claim like this, you got to have some evidence, or else no one is going to care, or worse, you risk coming off as an attention seeker. This thread is going fast enough as of late, posts like these just shit up the thread.
 
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Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof.
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Bones in waste disposal. Minimum wage job

Akcny said:
Guys, he is open to anything!

How about that one game Phil, The Dark Souls of JRPG, Divinity?
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Pretty sure he was whining about low views cause no new releases the same month he dropped divinity and said "ill play it again when things get slow"

You'll nvr see Phil playing that shit again
 
In the middle of making what might potentially be my favorite video ever, and I stumble upon this in the archives. I have never seen this before and I wish I never fucking did what in the fuck is this?
 
Fill Bern El said:
In the middle of making what might potentially be my favorite video ever, and I stumble upon this in the archives. I have never seen this before and I wish I never fucking did what in the fuck is this?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=O7C3wShXdOE:21
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This intro...isn't really all that terrible. Maybe my standards are just low as fuck, because now literally anything is super hard to do.
Nothing_I_Could_Snort said:
DSP The Immoral: “Ack ack ack thanks for the money, stupid fuck. However, I still need those tips dood! $150 just isn’t cutting it. Tipping even more helps the most!”
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"These stupid fucks are saying I'm begging when I literally didn't ask for anything!? Huuh? Anyways, It's been a slow day, not a lot of positivity today...
Piece of Peace said:
I present a hilarious moment that occurred just now in the DDM stream:

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Big ups to doods uploading highlights on here, I couldn't be arsed to watch a DSP related stream that's not hosted by a basketball american.
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Dread Pirate Retard said:
Some middle manager at Kroger who makes $45k/year makes Khet's and, by proxy, Phil's schedule.
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The very *exceptional* thing about that is that Dark mentioned that she doesn't get her schedule until the day (before!?) she is supposed to work.
 
Fill Bern El said:
In the middle of making what might potentially be my favorite video ever, and I stumble upon this in the archives. I have never seen this before and I wish I never fucking did what in the fuck is this?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=O7C3wShXdOE:21
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It's so alien to see a DSP video that appears to have any effort put into it what so ever (well the first few seconds at least). I'm guessing that something was used to generate it but considering Phil has never made a single slide for his streams It's jarring. DSP is all about the authentic RAW experience dood!
 
100% VIRGIN M00TY said:
It's so alien to see a DSP video that appears to have any effort put into it what so ever (well the first few seconds at least). I'm guessing that something was used to generate it but considering Phil has never made a single slide for his streams It's jarring. DSP is all about the authentic RAW experience dood!
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If you watch at the end of the intro it was made by a third party.
 
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