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jasper got more presents than dsp for christmas

has he mentioned what his parents got him? or is it a secret
 
Salubrious said:
How sad is DSP's life that it took him FIFTEEN MINUTES to talk about how he wanted a hair brush, slippers, and a desk calendar for Christmas and he only got the calendar?
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37 year old man expects all these (trivial) things to be bought for him just because it's Christmas, then actually whines when he didn't get what he wanted. Okay, then buy the shit yourself and problem solved. He's spoiled rotten to the core, totally insufferable.
 
I looked on Google. You can buy a comb for literally two cents.

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Combs, shaving, showering, and now DSP tries it, and rushing to eat disgusting food.

We're reaching peak "Old man yells at camera."

Sparkletor said:
I looked on Google. You can buy a comb for literally two cents.

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As much as he'd like to claim otherwise, his hair is not hard to care for. It's been a long time ago, like around early WA timeframe; he once said something about how he just kinda showers and runs his hand through his hair. He doesn't have wavy, curly, or otherwise nappy hair. He doesn't need anything more than a fucking pocket comb.
 
Interesting that he didn’t get the hairbrush and other presents he was hoping for besides his boomer calendar.

My girlfriend makes significantly less than me but really went out of her way to get me cheap and affectionate presents consisting of items that I wanted a few months ago and didn’t have the time to buy (or simply forgot). Went a long way in showing me that she listened to what I say and to a certain extent cares of what I have to say as well.

Bet you Phil tried the same thing with Khet by casually mentioning how he needs a brush and other items he was hoping to get but didn’t get them. To me it seems she doesn’t give a shit about him and appears just as selfish and self-centered as she did when she came on stream.

Good, Phil deserves to be in a loveless relationship.
 
Dolphins Rise Up said:
I found it. Exactly as described from the catalog he said he got it.

$80 luxury hair brush. Wants another one. A luxury brush for balding men.View attachment 1069017
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Holy shit that’s god like, can’t wait to see twitch names like “thinning hair brush”. He really just low key bragged about getting a hairbrush for thinning hair lmao.

Also imagine paying some dude online so you can tell them you got a few video games for christmas.....these fucking people I swear
 
Dolphins Rise Up said:
I found it. Exactly as described from the catalog he said he got it.

$80 luxury hair brush. Wants another one. A luxury brush for balding men.View attachment 1069017
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This is what happens when Pig decides to brag about his former luxurious life. He really is his own worst detractor.
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Want a good look into just how mental of a midget dark is? Look no further than when he started talking about doing dsp tries it. It was a lot easier to do when he lived alone in Connecticut. “Back then there was no-I wasn’t cooking, I wasn’t cooking for myself because I was by myself”

Now what kinda logic is that? Why the fuck would living alone be a reason why a man in his late twenties couldn’t cook for himself? God damn this dude is such a massive man child, it’s amazing he didn’t kill himself while living alone
 
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