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Pretty much 0.0%. Phil would be losing ~$750 if he gifted himself subs, and he doesn't see any real retention on them, so it's not like it's a sound investment. It also undercuts his "woe is me i am so poor" line since regulars in the chat know about where his subcount usually is (450-550) and will, even in their lizard brains, recognize that having 1300+ subs suddenly means Phil got a bunch of money.
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Could you give me the odds on a cat fishing empire trying to blackmail DSP? Honestly, after that saga, I don't think you can give any theory a 0%. He, himself being responsible solely for these subs? No of course not. In collusion with someone to give him money in such a way as to not raise his taxes this year, but move it to a February pay out? That's at least a 30% chance.
 
AkAuZtIk said:
Could you give me the odds on a cat fishing empire trying to blackmail DSP? Honestly, after that saga, I don't think you can give any theory a 0%. He, himself being responsible solely for these subs? No of course not. In collusion with someone to give him money in such a way as to not raise his taxes this year, but move it to a February pay out? That's at least a 30% chance.
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At this point, pretty much anything except for Phil or Kat doing it goes, imo. This level of whale is beyond anything I could have expected. I was figuring he would get like $3k extra for the entire month. He's up to like $5.5k or $6k from these gifted subs.
 
gaarashatan said:
phil NEEDS 16k or hes going to lose everything, all the hours, days, weeks. he spent crying woe about losing his 10 years of hard effort.

someone drops by and just started throwing large amounts of cash at phil

phil, cant even remember his name



if that still doesnt click as fucked up in your head, then youre fucked up. could probably see amy and dog helping phil find a way out of this one cause theyre such cucks
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Oh he remembered his name after the first 100 tier 3 sub drop.

D$P's newest Minecraft forays are showcasing the degradation of his problem solving as well as his reliance on his chat. A 36 year old that cannot figure out the simple crafting mechanic nor does he even try. He stands there asking chat what to do not only when it comes to crafting, but what to do next. He shows zero initiative, a complete absence of creativity and woeful short term memory. Even with the EZ mode crafting Microsoft Minecraft has instituted he still struggles to make items he has made in the game before failing to recognize that items highlighted in red means he lacks that item to complete the recipe. His idea of exploration is traveling in a circle around his spawn point in such fear of losing his 'house' he watched the previous video to find his way back after he thought he had lost his compass. He continues to get lost underground by refusing/forgetting to lay down torches to the point chat has given up on advising him to do so. On this point, I find it endlessly infuriating that while knowing next to nothing about the game he will argue with the chat about their advice insisting he is right though he is 100% wrong 100% of the time. He pulls ideas about the game out of thin air followed by "right?" and they are usually in fact completely incorrect, but he will continue to reiterate them even after the chat has informed him otherwise. I cannot fathom someone having the ego he has while being so fragile and adverse to risk taking in a video game.
 
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At this point, pretty much anything except for Phil or Kat doing it goes, imo. This level of whale is beyond anything I could have expected. I was figuring he would get like $3k extra for the entire month. He's up to like $5.5k or $6k from these gifted subs.
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My vote goes to SoK deep-ops; they never truly disbanded but have been laying years-long groundwork for extended psyops.
 
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This is a good question. I suspect that it will be taxed under 2019's taxes since Phil won't actually receive the sub money until February, but I don't know for sure. @SoapQueen1 , want to weigh in on this?
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Since reported income tax for the year ends on December 31st. If he's receiving the pay in February it would fall under 2019's income tax. Since while technically the money is being spent in December (by E7) he's not receiving it as income until February
 
I've said it before I'll say it again - do not cheer for the downfall of DSP. Those who try to cut him down are cut down themselves. All who make videos of him are fated to fight each other and fade into obscurity. He will never be alive, but he will forever be in a state of upwards failure.

I'm convinced that some grand punchline is in store for this creature. I have no idea what that fate is, but until that fate is fulfilled, none can touch him. All help attempts will be rendered useless. All friends and fans will be branded trolls and blocked. All who fight his existence will become autistic.

The only way to survive is as an observer, at a distance. Close proximity is hazardous for all but DSP.

EDIT: Got a bit too dramatic there. Was going for smarmy sarcasm, clearly I was in the wrong. Since I've already been quoted, not going to try to erase this. Just an admittance of going too far.
 
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Equinox_ said:
Since reported income tax for the year ends on December 31st. If he's receiving the pay in February it would fall under 2019's income tax. Since while technically the money is being spent in December (by E7) he's not receiving it as income until February
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Makes sense to me . Thank You.
 
PomegranateKing said:
I've said it before I'll say it again - do not cheer for the downfall of DSP. Those who try to cut him down are cut down themselves. All who make videos of him are fated to fight each other and fade into obscurity. He will never be alive, but he will forever be in a state of upwards failure.

I'm convinced that some grand punchline is in store for this creature. I have no idea what that fate is, but until that fate is fulfilled, none can touch him. All help attempts will be rendered useless. All friends and fans will be branded trolls and blocked. All who fight his existence will become autistic.

The only way to survive is as an observer, at a distance. Close proximity is hazardous for all but DSP.
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While I agree with you, you need to calm the fuck down. He's not Jesus Christ come again. He's a twat on Twitch. He fucks up too bad and they will drop him. He's just being incredibly careful/lucky about his punishments and behavior.

I kinda hate these posts, makes him sound like a god that can't be touched.
 
samovski said:
While I agree with you, you need to calm the fuck down. He's not Jesus Christ come again. He's a twat on Twitch. He fucks up too bad and they will drop him. He's just being incredibly careful/lucky about his punishments and behavior.

I kinda hate these posts, makes him sound like a god that can't be touched.
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Honestly all the moral preening and acting like only some people know the "right way" to be detractors makes me hate the detractor community while I don't even hate Dark, he's just entertainment.

The more I see shit like that the less fun this forum is.
 
samovski said:
I kinda hate these posts, makes him sound like a god that can't be touched.
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I agree, but can you really blame him?

This is the guy that straight up admitted to YouTube LIVE ON STREAM that he broke their rules, simply on the basis that "they were stupid rules", and everything got fixed for him.

This is the guy that straight up told his fans DAYS AGO on his forums that he was trying to hide money from them, cause they wouldn't donate if they knew, and had little to no repercussions.

This is the guy on strike 6 or 7 for violating Twitch ToS.

This is the guy who can't figure out how to do anything or save money, but get's people to bail him out time and time again, no questions asked.


Could any other internet personality even get away with all of this??

I can't even rationalize it anymore. It's just ridiculous.
 
Noob-Noob said:
I agree, but can you really blame him?

This is the guy that straight up admitted to YouTube LIVE ON STREAM that he broke their rules, simply on the basis that "they were stupid rules", and everything got fixed for him.

This is the guy that straight up told his fans DAYS AGO on his forums that he was trying to hide money from them, cause they wouldn't donate if they knew, and had little to no repercussions.

This is the guy on strike 6 or 7 for violating Twitch ToS.

This is the guy who can't figure out how to do anything or save money, but get's people to bail him out time and time again, no questions asked.


Could any other internet personality even get away with all of this??

I can't even rationalize it anymore. It's just ridiculous.
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Welcome to the real cruel world where the rules and forms of normalacy doesn't apply anymore.
 
Noob-Noob said:
I agree, but can you really blame him?

This is the guy that straight up admitted to YouTube LIVE ON STREAM that he broke their rules, simply on the basis that "they were stupid rules", and everything got fixed for him.

This is the guy that straight up told his fans DAYS AGO on his forums that he was trying to hide money from them, cause they wouldn't donate if they knew, and had little to no repercussions.

This is the guy on strike 6 or 7 for violating Twitch ToS.

This is the guy who can't figure out how to do anything or save money, but get's people to bail him out time and time again, no questions asked.


Could any other internet personality even get away with all of this??

I can't even rationalize it anymore. It's just ridiculous.
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Nah I agree with the post it's more the hyperbole he used than the actual message he was saying.

He's not untouchable he's a cockroach. A very lucky cockroach but a cockroach nonetheless.
 
DSP has a lot of similarities to jesus christ actually.

Turning water into wine(or rather crap into steady income).
Being crucified for our sins but coming back after 3 days anyway(the supposed permanent suspension which turned into a short one).
Has his very own judas(thirdeye).
Disliked and hunted down but non-believers only for said non-believers to be struck down by Twitch.
Curing gout and bad backs apparently with clean air and a little less meat.
Constantly rejecting the temptations of edited content.
Knows the grim reality that the house foreclosure is coming but keeps doing what he is doing anyway for da peepul.

DSP is a modern day saint.
 
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edit : nvm its a fake

you probably get some type of icon next to your name for being a sub gifter anyways
 
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