DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[DZoomer]

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Is he... Is he using a mask there? Seriously, is that his raw, unadulterated face? Jesus Christ.

 

[TheTractor]

Okay it's even worse with the lighting in the background, I'm sorry everyone.

 

[Sup3r]

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In that light his "goatee" is non-exsistent. You'd think he'd at least test his setup to make sure he doesn't make a blobfish look good, but his laziness beats his ego when it would be better for him

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

MS Paint

Gimp, Green Is My Pepper.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

 

[FallGout]

First thing that came to my mind with these pics

 

[hundredthousand]

Looking Alfred Hitchcock-esque there, Phil.

 

[Gergg]

All I could think of looking at that first pic is the haunted mask from are you afraid of the dark... it doesn't have a sonic hat on but it looks pretty close to alcoholic phil face.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

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THAT'S FUCKIN PERFECT. I can use it as my spooky Halloween avatar.

 

[Iron Hamster]

So like his alleged ''gameplay'' streams?

Well, it's the perfect business plan.

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Isn't this the type of shit he chastised chat about not long ago? Same with ethots?

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

so from that pizza that 2 people ate, they have leftovers?
wtf, was it so unbearable to eat that you have to take a break phil?
edit: also don't take lessons from a man who larps as italian and never made homemade dough.

do you hear what I hear?
edit: did he pop a soda, alcoholic beverage or sth?

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

I see Phil "The Faggot" Burnell is back to getting hammered and cooking again.

The dough is probably this shit.
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It works well but it can be difficult to make it work into a disk shape.

Ragú "Homemade Style" pizza sauce, it is as robust as fucking V-8 drink.
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Kraft cheese the standard for easy mode, do yourself a favor and just buy a Mozza ball and cut that shit on your own.
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That isn't authentic pepperoni. Nope it is Hormel Turkey Pepperoni, got to avoid the gout while chasing that burnt hard tac crust down with a chew chew and a swish swish of Gin.

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Final score: 3/10
This would be a fine pizza pie to eat while at blackout levels of booze, as expected very little effort went into the pizza and I would be embarrassed to use that shit on a Disc Golf course.

Add some herbs to the crust, and sauce, toss that turkey bullshit in the bin next to Jasper's shit and get some actual pepperoni, and would it kill you to put a vegetable (no not Rhab on Wheels) on the pizza? A touch of garlic, some mushrooms, or even black olives would make it better.

@Agent Proper fucking called it!

 

[Paladin Derich]

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Literally Uncle Fester with hair.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Okay it's even worse with the lighting in the background, I'm sorry everyone.

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The halloween lights are probably plugged into his laptop's USB port for power.

 

[daBonehead]

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do you hear what I hear?
edit: did he pop a soda, alcoholic beverage or sth?

It's probably his seltzer water he drinks because normal water is too boring for Phil, also it probably helps his hangover.

 

[der rademacher]

over 25k followers and not even 100 likes for his retard pizza. That's rough there buddy

The real question tho is, would null eat a pizza made by dsp?

Null is too much of a kindhearted person to feast on Phil's gourmet pizza all alone. He would send it to Chris Chan to lift up his spirits. And of course he would hide a small rasp made of Lego somewhere in the slobby mess Phil used as excuse for a topping.

 

[Agent Proper]

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@Agent Proper fucking called it!
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I would argue that there was no herbs in the crust they got burnt off or he read my post.

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

Some of the lads in chat want to play DSP Bingo for the next stream.

Grab your bingo card while you can - https://mfbc.us/m/u3pbrh8
There's only 30 available. If people want more, you can create your own for another 30.

You can screencap yours to save it if you don't want to keep the tab open.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Pretty sure Phil is violating the Geneva Conventions with forcing his shitty song onto his audience.

 

[Nineteenlevels]

He is currently playing a video of him singing an Alan Wake version of thriller - this is the worse thing he may have ever done on a stream