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SaidNoOneEver said:
And with the pre-prepared ingredients it probably cost more than a Dominos delivery. He's mentioned before how cooking his own meals is more expensive than takeout and this just demonstrates why. Pre-made dough from a tube. Pre-sliced pepperoni from a package. Pre-grated cheese from a bag. Pre-made sauce from a jar. No doubt all from the top shelf of the supermarket. Well no shit, none of it is "home-made."
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And you just know he threw away all the left over ingredients. Half a pack of pepperoni left, trash. Half a bag of cheese, trash. Half a jar of sauce, trash
 
2 things, first one is that someone who throws out a perfectly edible chicken sandwich because there's too much sauce on it is not gonna eat that pizza.

2nd thing, when did he cook this monstrosity up @ his time?

Shit looks like you'd find when venturing into the dark side of Youtube where they cook pizza's in prison, actually, a pizza made in an actual prison would probably look better than that.
 
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whoever did this, I love you. Please make sure Phil sees it.

Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/q1vjwt/if_i_were_the_wife_i_woulda_stayed_in_work/ here's the link my bad
 
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King of Hateful Slurs said:
"I'm not ordering Doordash anymore I promise!"
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hundredthousand said:
The fact that he had to make a special point of letting everyone see that he cooked his own meal just says to me that this is a very rare event instead of the usual routine of multiple doordash meals a day.

It also reads to me as someone worried about trying to cling to the lie about how he is dirt poor and all his money goes straight to bills, savings, and "mature adult things".

The bank leaks were the irrefutable proof of Phil's bullshit and him proving he made his own pizza seems like some kind of pathetic attempt to show how he actually isn't just pissing away that 120k his retards give him each year.
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Yup, so transparently trying to virtue signal that piggy no doordashy anymore. His tastebuds were crying out for Papa Johns as he scarfed that bland pilsbury crust slathered with ragu. The leaks showed the real reason that Cooking with the King was canceled, this pathetic offering was the first thing The King has cooked in years.
 
I see Phil "The Faggot" Burnell is back to getting hammered and cooking again.

The dough is probably this shit.
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It works well but it can be difficult to make it work into a disk shape.

Ragú "Homemade Style" pizza sauce, it is as robust as fucking V-8 drink.
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Kraft cheese the standard for easy mode, do yourself a favor and just buy a Mozza ball and cut that shit on your own.
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That isn't authentic pepperoni. Nope it is Hormel Turkey Pepperoni, got to avoid the gout while chasing that burnt hard tac crust down with a chew chew and a swish swish of Gin.

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Final score: 3/10
This would be a fine pizza pie to eat while at blackout levels of booze, as expected very little effort went into the pizza and I would be embarrassed to use that shit on a Disc Golf course.

Add some herbs to the crust, and sauce, toss that turkey bullshit in the bin next to Jasper's shit and get some actual pepperoni, and would it kill you to put a vegetable (no not Rhab on Wheels) on the pizza? A touch of garlic, some mushrooms, or even black olives would make it better.
 
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Bizarrely the TKOH topic Mora made addressing the leaks has been moved from "other" to "General", and had a few more posts today (while still being ignored by Phil).


(I ain't gonna make you go to the actual TKOH website fuck that, DSP might stalk you).
 
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