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Freshtodeath said:
LOL aesthetically it looks like shit. I can't imagine any girl wanting to eat that. Why are the pepperonis vertical?
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Because they're not actually "on" the pizza. They're floating in some weird grease/tomoto soup that's been poured over some brick bread. It looks like if you move it the toppings would pour into the floor.
 
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NynchLiggers said:
It would be funny Phil attempting to get asspats from the troons in a moral crusade against Kiwi Farms, claiming he is a victim of Jersh too, only to be shat on after some troll shows the troons videos of his edgy jokes.
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He's already trying it. He doesn't know that troons have a never forgive, never forget and you never will have a chance in the future policy. He forgets they have a totem pole of victimhood his married, white ass is at the bottom.
 
King of Hateful Slurs said:
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(Not an actual tweet, it's just me shitposting as usual)
 
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King of Hateful Slurs said:
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Pandas pizza looked much better imo
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fyi phil said he never made pizza dough. I wrote it a few weeks ago here.
here's phil's homemade pizza
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store bought dough
store bought "high-end 16 core 32 thread RGB LED" ayyylmaotalian tomato sauce
mozzarella _and_ pizza blend cheese (mama mia, that goes well with the high end ray tracing tomato sauce)
precooked refrigerated meat balls
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I've got to admit, I came to this forum for the financial drama but what keeps me here is the hard hitting pizza analysis.
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You know times are tough when a pizza can generate 5 pages worth of content. We are almost at 10k, I know, but come on, at least say that Phil is a faggot or something.

Phil, you're a faggot.
 
King of Hateful Slurs said:
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Utterly disgusting, just like his on-stream product, it's like Phil is a homeless guy who gives no shits and puts no effort into his cooking like everything else. It has virtually no cheese, it's the same amount that most people sprinkle on of Parmesan cheese (I had a hard time making this sentence work grammatically)...and you know Phil tossed the rest of the cheese in the trash too. Just imagine someone who gets a regular pizza and says "you know, this tastes good, but I think there was too much cheese on it". Why is everything so crammed in the middle of the pizza with a few inches of crust on the side? Is that his favorite part of the pizza, eating through the dough with a sprinkling of sauce, cheese, and toppings, like it's salt and pepper on a sub?

This is like someone who takes pictures of how they look when they get out of bed in the morning, bed hair, oily skin, bad body oder and all, and thinks that they should be proud of how that looks and post it online. And, as everybody knows, this is not how it would look if Phil were regularly cooking meals like this for years. Besides, at this point, Phil should know his best chance to explain away where the WWE champions money goes is that he overspends on takeout all the time.

Go back to Tuna and Miraclewhip paninis, Phil.
 
Penix said:
You know times are tough when a pizza can generate 5 pages worth of content. We are almost at 10k, I know, but come on, at least say that Phil is a faggot or something.

Phil, you're a faggot.
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The pizza is important. It showcases how Phil's massive ego prevents him from seeing how the pizza looks worse than the fucking Burger King chicken sandwich he was complaining about a month ago. Also Phil is indeed a faggot.
 
Tsoliassssssssssssss said:
fyi phil said he never made pizza dough. I wrote it a few weeks ago here.
here's phil's homemade pizza
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store bought dough
store bought "high-end 16 core 32 thread RGB LED" ayyylmaotalian tomato sauce
mozzarella _and_ pizza blend cheese (mama mia, that goes well with the high end ray tracing tomato sauce)
precooked refrigerated meat balls
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It's funny because everyone except Mussolini himself knew Mussolini was an idiot. Sort of like Phil.
 
That looks like the second pizza someone has made in their life, and the first one was probably 15 years ago. It looks like he let gravity flatten the dough and then had someone throw up in the middle of it.

Kat is probably pissy as fuck that this is going to have to happen more often to keep up appearances.
 
Penix said:
You know times are tough when a pizza can generate 5 pages worth of content. We are almost at 10k, I know, but come on, at least say that Phil is a faggot or something.

Phil, you're a faggot.
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If I can't shitpost about Phil's ugly ass pizza while watching Teen Wolf then what has this been all about?

And Phil you're a faggot.
 
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