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Phil's such a miserable wretch and it shows. In an age where streamers are getting cameos, voice work, and other perks when it comes to what they do, Phil just sits there with his jowls wobbling and being treated like a regular consumer. I bet it really chafes his arse when he plays a game with a cameo from a more successful streamer.
 
"I don't know what the Grand Canyon is." - DarksydePhil
Unbelievable. I mean it's entertaining to yuck it up when Phil knows so little about foreign countries that he thinks that "Ancient Rome" is this carnivalesque area inside Italy where apparently people wear kooky dresses and build kooky buildings he saw in cartoons but he somehow never made the connection that, y'know, that's the shit they built circa 2000 years ago and it stood the test of time, some Roman buildings being kept in better shape than others. I mean there's the Roman Colosseum, the largest amphitheater they ever built which had a max attendance that rivals the biggest modern sports stadiums and he thought that it had a capacity of few hundred people and that it's as small as a little league stadium.

However, when he shows that he knows nothing about the country he lives in it's just sad. I mean I get it, the US is huge, but the fact that he doesn't know what the Grand Canyon is, one of the United States' most well known national parks which is also internationally recognized as a site of natural heritage and beauty is just depressing. And if you really wanna see how wretched his life is just remember the Flight Simulator stream where he flew over Seattle, the only landmark he knew and recognized was the Space Needle. Imagine living somewhere for more than half a decade and knowing nothing about it.

But hey remember, VALEDICTORIAN
 
Unbelievable. I mean it's entertaining to yuck it up when Phil knows so little about foreign countries that he thinks that "Ancient Rome" is this carnivalesque area inside Italy where apparently people wear kooky dresses and build kooky buildings he saw in cartoons but he somehow never made the connection that, y'know, that's the shit they built circa 2000 years ago and it stood the test of time, some Roman buildings being kept in better shape than others. I mean there's the Roman Colosseum, the largest amphitheater they ever built which had a max attendance that rivals the biggest modern sports stadiums and he thought that it had a capacity of few hundred people and that it's as small as a little league stadium.

However, when he shows that he knows nothing about the country he lives in it's just sad. I mean I get it, the US is huge, but the fact that he doesn't know what the Grand Canyon is, one of the United States' most well known national parks which is also internationally recognized as a site of natural heritage and beauty is just depressing. And if you really wanna see how wretched his life is just remember the Flight Simulator stream where he flew over Seattle, the only landmark he knew and recognized was the Space Needle. Imagine living somewhere for more than half a decade and knowing nothing about it.

But hey remember, VALEDICTORIAN
Do you know if there's a clip of what he said about "ancient rome"?

The Bully geography test thing was so mind blowing, he was extremely sheltered and has no interest in culture, the world, etc. Anything that doesn't provide a dopamine hit is background noise to him, and the absolute WORST part is how much authority he tries to speak with, when he tilts his head up with his nose literally in the air and tells you about something with the condescending inflection where everything ends in a question, "I would argue, that Chinese people are cheaters, and stupid conspiracy theorists think the vaccine will give you a third arm, okay?" Phil, you make me angry, Phil.
 
Do you know if there's a clip of what he said about "ancient rome"?

The Bully geography test thing was so mind blowing, he was extremely sheltered and has no interest in culture, the world, etc. Anything that doesn't provide a dopamine hit is background noise to him, and the absolute WORST part is how much authority he tries to speak with, when he tilts his head up with his nose literally in the air and tells you about something with the condescending inflection where everything ends in a question, "I would argue, that Chinese people are cheaters, and stupid conspiracy theorists think the vaccine will give you a third arm, okay?" Phil, you make me angry, Phil.
The Colosseum is pretty small, right?

We looked at modern Rome, but where is ancient Rome?

Italian moment
 
Do you know if there's a clip of what he said about "ancient rome"?

The Bully geography test thing was so mind blowing, he was extremely sheltered and has no interest in culture, the world, etc. Anything that doesn't provide a dopamine hit is background noise to him, and the absolute WORST part is how much authority he tries to speak with, when he tilts his head up with his nose literally in the air and tells you about something with the condescending inflection where everything ends in a question, "I would argue, that Chinese people are cheaters, and stupid conspiracy theorists think the vaccine will give you a third arm, okay?" Phil, you make me angry, Phil.
Big ups @Gamergirl Cleanup Crew for finding the "where is ancient Rome?" clip, here's the timestamp where he claims that the Colosseum is small.
To put things into perspective, the Colosseum could hold at maximum around 80 thousand people and the average attendance of it was estimated to be around 50 thousand.
 
Phil's such a miserable wretch and it shows. In an age where streamers are getting cameos, voice work, and other perks when it comes to what they do, Phil just sits there with his jowls wobbling and being treated like a regular consumer. I bet it really chafes his arse when he plays a game with a cameo from a more successful streamer.
And it's all his fault. He refuses to play fair with companies and he would have to swallow his pride for it.

Outside of fallout 4, he never got an early copy of a game from his position (DS3 doesn't count as that was a consumer level exploit). He has always expected people to come to him with stuff and it shows. Most Indy Devs wouldn't mind working with a streamer his size and if he asked, would be willing to work a deal with him given his history is obscure by internet standards all it would take is to finalize it before announcing it

In reality he won't. He is a classic case of learned helplessness. He won't help himself, even though he knows how. His critiques of big companies prove he knows.
 
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I was in the mood for some unintentional comedy this morning and decided to look up TIHYDP, and jesus christ they're in a pathetic state these days. These are supposed to be highlights of rage and awfulness, not 9 fucking hour long cut and pastes.
 
His 'gifted members' strawman = always hilarious.
Nothing is stopping anyone from buying memberships now Phail.................except, no one wants to and that's an indictment on you.
 
His 'gifted members' strawman = always hilarious.
Nothing is stopping anyone from buying memberships now Phail.................except, no one wants to and that's an indictment on you.
He always needed mass gifting of subs to get to most of his goals on twitch, even with people having free prime subs. He was used to inflated sub numbers and has to admit that his twitch subs were boosted by gifts.

His big thing was claiming gifted subs were "organic growth" but has since been caught out with the August failures. So he now has to focus on pushing for gifting on YouTube because it's the only way to get to the inflated number he once had.
 
He always needed mass gifting of subs to get to most of his goals on twitch, even with people having free prime subs. He was used to inflated sub numbers and has to admit that his twitch subs were boosted by gifts.

His big thing was claiming gifted subs were "organic growth" but has since been caught out with the August failures. So he now has to focus on pushing for gifting on YouTube because it's the only way to get to the inflated number he once had.
And yet it will end in failure due to the fact that there are more and more streamers on YouTube and all of them outstrip him by miles.
 
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D-Man has to quote tweet DSP now that his social media is just media.

Can anybody confirm that DSP ever followed Derich? DSP has stated a couple times that it is a lie that he unfollowed Derich, so this could just be the King of Semantics.

Also, it's so funny that one of DSP's most prolific chat members is a mentally challenged Chinese-Canadian that is addicted to porn, and every single person in the chat knows this/makes fun of him...but DSP just continues to act like nothing is happening.
 
He always needed mass gifting of subs to get to most of his goals on twitch, even with people having free prime subs. He was used to inflated sub numbers and has to admit that his twitch subs were boosted by gifts.

His big thing was claiming gifted subs were "organic growth" but has since been caught out with the August failures. So he now has to focus on pushing for gifting on YouTube because it's the only way to get to the inflated number he once had.
He truly is just banking on the fact that YouTube will implement this feature to this platform as fast a possible, he's brought up this potential addition multiple times. It's shows that he's not really interested in innovating ways of garnering a new audience for himself on the platform or improving his ability to create new and better content by investing in himself, and business, but by relying on the expertise of some corporation to do all the work for him.

He really does want to try and emulate his partnership days back on twitch, because he's envious he's never find himself in a position like that ever again.
 
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D-Man has to quote tweet DSP now that his social media is just media.

Can anybody confirm that DSP ever followed Derich? DSP has stated a couple times that it is a lie that he unfollowed Derich, so this could just be the King of Semantics.

Also, it's so funny that one of DSP's most prolific chat members is a mentally challenged Chinese-Canadian that is addicted to porn, and every single person in the chat knows this/makes fun of him...but DSP just continues to act like nothing is happening.
I didnt see it myself but according to people, he did follow derich and he only recently unfollowed him.
 
Big ups @Gamergirl Cleanup Crew for finding the "where is ancient Rome?" clip, here's the timestamp where he claims that the Colosseum is small.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZvM_c6Q_HQU:3160To put things into perspective, the Colosseum could hold at maximum around 80 thousand people and the average attendance of it was estimated to be around 50 thousand.
And in addition the Colosseum could also host real naval battles for the amusemtn of the roman citizens (though from what I understand this wasn't used very often). For a lot of people the Flightsim could be a tool to entertain and even educate your viewers. But Phil? uhmmmm no.
 
Snowflakes and Blizzard emotes are now a bannable offense.
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Notice how all the green names are left alone.
What the fuck.
Someone asked Phil why he didn't do a fundraiser last month when he did one the month before (basically what I said in my previous post).

Consider this response:
Phil said that the marathon the month before 'wasn't enough to pay the bills' in the end.
As a result, there was no point in doing the fundraiser last month. (This is in spite of lower earnings and allegedly thousands in late fees and lawyer expenses)
Phil says it doesn't matter because 'once you're behind, you're behind'. So now he's just behind.
He doesn't want to talk about it all night, so he's going to move on.

I guess he hasn't really seen serious consequences from the leaks so now we're just hitting the gas on some serious nonsense lies.
This is possibly one of the most retarded explanations he has ever broken out.
It's the same line of thinking that Phil used when he admonished a PayPig for suggesting he cancel some subscriptions to save money. "It's not enough to pay my bills so why bother?"
The thing to remember about the move was that it was insanely rushed. Phil was supposed to look at properties in 3 different states (which he thought had no income tax), but bought the very first one in the first state he visited. He was just about to face a pay cut from his MCN and rushed to buy it beforehand. He never looked at any other properties before buying the wahkahndo.
The Wakahndo was the 4th or 5th property he viewed (of 6 total) but it was still very rushed. He saw all the condo's in one afternoon and as of April 12th 2014 (1 week after the condo tours) he had already reached out to the realtor to make an offer. I don't know if he actually had plans to visit TX or FL. He just stated that he had considered them (no income taxes) but they were too hot.
 
He truly is just banking on the fact that YouTube will implement this feature to this platform as fast a possible, he's brought up this potential addition multiple times. It's shows that he's not really interested in innovating ways of garnering a new audience for himself on the platform or improving his ability to create new and better content by investing in himself, and business, but by relying on the expertise of some corporation to do all the work for him.
I got one I was waiting for the right time but here goes "I would argue that if you were to send an email to all the people that were gifted subs that said if you accept click this link that very few would actually go through with it confirming that Piggy's numbers are from either sock puppets or dead accounts. Same goes for Twitter and Youtube hell youtubes been known to do that a sort of spring cleaning for certain channels they'd remove accounts subscribed that haven't been active for X amount of time".
 
To go back to him ranting about shills again: In 2018 Phil received an early review copy of the orc giant slaying game 'Extinction'. If you want to go watch that playthrough he starts out shilling for it, arguing with his chat who are shitting on it, full clown mode, etc. until quite a while where even he had to admit the game was shit, and eventually put out a review calling it the biggest ripoff of 2018.
Phil will absolutely shill for anything no matter how clearly shitty it is.
Did he address the youtube comments enabled, approved only situation or ducking and pretends it never happened?
He's just priming the pump for when he suddenly starts instructing his paypigs to give him Super Chats on his video uploads so when the dentheads say 'What comment section? Oh, you opened it just so we could give you money?' he can call them toxic shitheads and gaslight them about how he opened up comments months ago and it had nothing to do with money.

I haven't heard anyone mention him addressing it yet though.
 
*SNORT*
Waaaw dood Null thinks we, yes we, the board hate him

Waaaw dood we don't hate him we just wanna watch a dedicated man of the people play video games

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And in addition the Colosseum could also host real naval battles for the amusemtn of the roman citizens (though from what I understand this wasn't used very often). For a lot of people the Flightsim could be a tool to entertain and even educate your viewers. But Phil? uhmmmm no.
Yeah, as you can imagine the simulated naval battles were expensive as shit to set up so even during the height of the empire if you lived in Latium and were at least a freeman you could reasonably expect to see only one in your lifetime.

Also, on Phil potentially using Flight Sim as a tool for edutainment, you know who did that? Derich. Fucking Derich. A 20 year old porn-obsessed retard would quickly look up Wikipedia articles on the landmarks and cities that Phil would visit and spam those bits of trivia in chat. Apparently this is something that's impossible for a 39 year old robust mature adult to do, so he outsourced it to his retarded Asian manservant.
 
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