DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Piece of Peace]

Hey, just found an interesting video about this TrillOne guy.

When he tipped $20, I created an account named TrillOne817 and said that I didn't tip him. Why? Because I was almost sure that it was a sock. (This was right after he moved to Youtube, so I didn't have to wait for 24h).

Guess who was the ONLY person that knew who TrillOne817 was? Yeah.

dave - 04 outubro 2021 - 01-54-52 .mp4

There was no one called "TrillOne817" that became a member that stream. Also, it was the only stream this person said anything.

Edit: Here's the full stream if you want to check for yourself.

Fucking amazing. Whether it's in a month, a year, or a decade, it'll be a great day when this pathetic cuck hangs himself.

 

[YokuNama]

Hey, just found an interesting video about this TrillOne guy.

When he tipped $20, I created an account named TrillOne817 and said that I didn't tip him. Why? Because I was almost sure that it was a sock. (This was right after he moved to Youtube, so I didn't have to wait for 24h).

Guess who was the ONLY person that knew who TrillOne817 was? Yeah.

dave - 04 outubro 2021 - 01-54-52 .mp4

There was no one called "TrillOne817" that became a member that stream. Also, it was the only stream this person said anything.

Edit: Here's the full stream if you want to check for yourself.

Spoiler: Definately Not The Village Idiot

I mean is it even a surprise at this point? The idiot has like 45 different accounts with his miserable 4D troll/attention scheme that's going to blow up in his face. Probably got pissed because SnowKarl pays $0 for attention while he shells out thousands.

Just let him blow his money and ignore him.

 

[Alt+F4]

How many socks does SometimesWarmMilk have? 45+? FFS, ORGANIC GROWTH DOOD.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

I mean is it even a surprise at this point? The idiot has like 45 different accounts with his miserable 4D troll/attention scheme that's going to blow up in his face. Probably got pissed because SnowKarl pays $0 for attention while he shells out thousands.

Just let him blow his money and ignore him.

Snowkarl gives Phil money. It's small amounts and he is frequently successful in baiting Phil into a stupid rant, but it's not zero. He's been doing it since early 2020 or so so I'm going to guess he's given hundreds to Phil by now.

 

[Watamelon]

Hey, just found an interesting video about this TrillOne guy.

When he tipped $20, I created an account named TrillOne817 and said that I didn't tip him. Why? Because I was almost sure that it was a sock. (This was right after he moved to Youtube, so I didn't have to wait for 24h).

Guess who was the ONLY person that knew who TrillOne817 was? Yeah.

dave - 04 outubro 2021 - 01-54-52 .mp4

There was no one called "TrillOne817" that became a member that stream. Also, it was the only stream this person said anything.

Edit: Here's the full stream if you want to check for yourself.

The fact that our friendly beverage is also using a nickname that translates to miserable is poetic.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

Snowkarl gives Phil money. It's small amounts and he is frequently successful in baiting Phil into a stupid rant, but it's not zero. He's been doing it since early 2020 or so so I'm going to guess he's given hundreds to Phil by now.

Snowkarl has given $296 since April 22nd. Someone mentioned a few days ago that on twitch he had the 10k badge, so add another $100 at least, and he would tip semi-frequently on twitch as well. He did go on hiatus, or banworld, for a few months, but was a very frequent viewer during March 2020-whenever he got banned. Wouldn't be surprised if he has given just south of 1k.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Snowkarl gives Phil money. It's small amounts and he is frequently successful in baiting Phil into a stupid rant, but it's not zero. He's been doing it since early 2020 or so so I'm going to guess he's given hundreds to Phil by now.

That's why I think it's a bit of a insult to call people like SnowKarl a genuine sort of troll to Phil, people have given Phil an absolute hissy fit about things without spending a single cent on him, at times you don't even need to say anything at all and something else in the gout sphere sets him off his rocker, like his mods recently being a little rebellious about addressing any sort of outside "drahma" (or sometimes it's genuinely really stupid shit like things that have nothing to do with Phil) in his chat, or simply him making things harder for himself by using dah trolls as this mystery bogeyman for making his streams shitty (somehow brigading his views choice polls, skipping entire games because he thinks haters will be stalking him everywhere to find him online etc.).

The only reason Phil tolerates the main Karl for as long as he has is because the money trickles in like a faucet from time to time, once that begins to stop, Phil doesn't really have a reason to begrudgingly tolerate him, in case he decided to "derail" the chat again, his ass is getting to boot out of his chat.

Sure I think sometimes if you want to troll and decide spend a buck here or there to get a type of reaction out of Phil, that's your decision to make and don't be expected to get the result you want to see from Phil, SnowKarl may be trolling, but it comes at a reasonable cost.

Presumably he spends the money to troll him as much as he as is that it the value of the money doesn't mean much to him and he appreciates getting a salty reply right back at him, people here do tend to put him in the ironic fan category as a result.

 

[FadeIntoBolivian]

I'm sure I'm not the first one to have this thought, but it's so stupid that DSP has some weird fixation on being in the Seattle metro area considering he never leaves the house and constantly complains about money. Dude could live his best life in Kansas or West Texas or something and save a bundle since it doesn't really matter what the culture of the area is or what there is to do, what the weather is like etc because it's not like these are things he's going to engage with either way. When all you need is 4 walls, an internet connection and vidya to play poorly there's a lot of places with lower taxes and cost of living you could be doing that in.

 

[Fapcop]

Phil had no money to pay his bills last month because his account was frozen.
As a result, all of his bills charged him a late fee and now he is in rough shape. Only 2 companies cut him a break and didn't charge a late fee.

Is that why the Champions account went quiet for a couple of days?

"As of right now, I have absolutely no money for anything."
That's not honest by any measurement.

Side question: Why was there a fundraiser the month before for the mortgage payment, but there was no fundraiser stream for this identity theft expense, nor the mortgage payment?
Bit of a math issue there, Phil.


Yeah, to Canada. I believe he went to Newfoundland as part of some sales trip with the helicopter company.
That's it, though.

LOLOL!

I can picture Phils disappointment as he exits the plane and doesn’t see igloos, eskimos and Red Mounties everywhere.

“Whaaaa?!! WHAT THE SHIT DOOD! This looks just Cahneticcut! I could have stayed at home and not miss anything! BULLSHIT!”

I'm sure I'm not the first one to have this thought, but it's so stupid that DSP has some weird fixation on being in the Seattle metro area considering he never leaves the house and constantly complains about money. Dude could live his best life in Kansas or West Texas or something and save a bundle since it doesn't really matter what the culture of the area is or what there is to do, what the weather is like etc because it's not like these are things he's going to engage with either way. When all you need is 4 walls, an internet connection and vidya to play poorly there's a lot of places with lower taxes and cost of living you could be doing that in.

Are you a brainless mohran or something?!!

Phil already tried moving, IT DID NOT COME OUT RIGHT!

He ended up spending ALL his money moving cross country, and his kahndo sale GOT BLOHKED.

And now you want Phil to do it again so he can end up having to pay mortgage for THREE CONDOS, hmm?!

MAHDS!! BAN DIS TROLL!

 

[Pisstrooper]

I'm sure I'm not the first one to have this thought, but it's so stupid that DSP has some weird fixation on being in the Seattle metro area considering he never leaves the house and constantly complains about money. Dude could live his best life in Kansas or West Texas or something and save a bundle since it doesn't really matter what the culture of the area is or what there is to do, what the weather is like etc because it's not like these are things he's going to engage with either way. When all you need is 4 walls, an internet connection and vidya to play poorly there's a lot of places with lower taxes and cost of living you could be doing that in.

I've thought about this a lot too since cost of living is something I look into heavily before moving anywhere, also because Phil mentions lax Washington state tax law whenever talking about the move, but the taxes are only lax because cost of living is so fucking high and it definitely does not even out. I think he was probably getting anxious about taxes so he just asked someone or googled low taxes without considering cost of living, since he is such a sheltered manbaby it never occurred to him that things cost different amounts in different parts of the country, I mean "it's America dood, things should cost the same everywhere, it's not like a different country, nobody told me it was like that! KAMAAAHN!"

Also, like many things with Phil it is probably a status thing to live in a "cool" city because he's a successful YouTuber leaving his nudnik friends and parents who never believed in him behind in their stupid small town in CT. He's a successful kahntent creator, and successful people live in big cities dood.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

I've thought about this a lot too since cost of living is something I look into heavily before moving anywhere, also because Phil mentions lax Washington state tax law whenever talking about the move, but the taxes are only lax because cost of living is so fucking high and it definitely does not even out. I think he was probably getting anxious about taxes so he just asked someone or googled low taxes without considering cost of living, since he is such a sheltered manbaby it never occurred to him that things cost different amounts in different parts of the country, I mean "it's America dood, things should cost the same everywhere, it's not like a different country, nobody told me it was like that! KAMAAAHN!"

Also, like many things with Phil it is probably a status thing to live in a "cool" city because he's a successful YouTuber leaving his nudnik friends and parents who never believed in him behind in their stupid small town in CT. He's a successful kahntent creator, and successful people live in big cities dood.

Yeah like could you imagine him trying to move to maybe a less prestigious and far less expensive city in Burgerland close to him, lets say one that's not too far from him relative to his position on the western seaboard for instance, Boise in Idaho, would be something that would sound absolutely out of the question for Phil, to move some place compared to Seattle would be like going to hicksville for him, he couldn't brag about his living situation to his fans anymore since he wouldn't feel proud about it and he can't entertain the idea that he's hit in the big leagues of content creators since he's been living there for longer then he has back in Connecticut.

He'd need to set his pride aside and make a conscious decision that this would be a good move to make for his lifestyle overall, do you really think a 6 day a week hermit who has no friends, a glorified roommate, and only a cat to take care of should be living in an inner city suburb like Seattle? Nope, he hardly leaves his immediate metro area pretty much the entire time he's lived there, only like three immediate shopping precincts for groceries and food (even that's a less attractive option for him now as he just doordashes everything) and like two random towns just a few miles down on the highway, to go to fast food establishments, that's pretty much it. For chist's sake I don't even think he's taken his wife to the Seattle zoo or that nearby mountain (Cougar regional parkland) right near him has he?

He should really consider this, but by the time he's already thought about this possibility, Phil might as well be in the gutter at that point, his current living quarters is like the absolute grand prize in his eyes, it's the last thing he'd want to leave behind, he'd put that "house" ahead of Kat in a heartbeat guaranteed, he essentially did with Leanna anyway.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

I'd like to congratulate Phil's dad on becoming a Justice of the Peace in Bridgeport. Find it odd he didn't do this prior to Phil being married so he could be the one officiating. Really activates my almonds.

 

[Pisstrooper]

Yeah like could you imagine him trying to move to maybe a less prestigious and far less expensive city in Burgerland close to him, lets say one that's not too far from him relative to his position on the western seaboard for instance, Boise in Idaho, would be something that would sound absolutely out of the question for Phil, to move some place compared to Seattle would be like going to hicksville for him, he couldn't brag about his living situation to his fans anymore since he wouldn't feel proud about it and he can't entertain the idea that he's hit in the big leagues of content creators since he's been living there for longer then he has back in Connecticut.

He'd need to set his pride aside and make a conscious decision that this would be a good move to make for his lifestyle overall, do you really think a 6 day a week hermit who has no friends, a glorified roommate, and only a cat to take care of should be living in an inner city suburb like Seattle? Nope, he hardly leaves his immediate metro area pretty much the entire time he's lived there, only like three immediate shopping precincts for groceries and food (even that's a less attractive option for him now as he just doordashes everything) and like two random towns just a few miles down on the highway, to go to fast food establishments, that's pretty much it. For chist's sake I don't even think he's taken his wife to the Seattle zoo or that nearby mount near him right has he?

He should really consider this, but by the time he's already thought about this possibility, Phil might as well be in the gutter at that point, his current living quarters is like the absolute grand prize in his eyes, it's the last thing he'd want to leave behind, he'd put that "house" ahead of Kat in a heartbeat guaranteed, he essentially did with Leanna anyway.

Getting a good deal on something, finding something of value for a reasonable price, living within your means or cutting back and realizing it doesn't hurt, these are all such satisfying feelings and really reinforce better habits. I used to be a total sperg about spending when I got my first decent job, doordashing every couple days, buying dumb tech shit, just going nuts, but it really never felt better than when I reigned it all in, ate healthier, and just lived a more modest lifestyle. I don't think Phil has ever experienced this, he is ALWAYS getting ripped off by marketing gimmicks, thinking expensive=quality, and blowing most of his money (outside of WWEC) to simply facilitate his laziness. The craziest thing about Phil is that he never reflects on himself or his lifestyle, almost like he is not conscious of his own existence, like a barely-sentient pigroach moving from instantly satisfying one desire to another. I guess reflection requires some level of peace and silence, and he is always playing vidya, mobile games, or consooming. Either that or he is just so fucking stupid that he barely considers his own existence and whether it could be improved. He really is a fascinating disaster of a human, and one that is only possible in extremely modern conditions.

 

[Fapcop]

I've thought about this a lot too since cost of living is something I look into heavily before moving anywhere, also because Phil mentions lax Washington state tax law whenever talking about the move, but the taxes are only lax because cost of living is so fucking high and it definitely does not even out. I think he was probably getting anxious about taxes so he just asked someone or googled low taxes without considering cost of living, since he is such a sheltered manbaby it never occurred to him that things cost different amounts in different parts of the country, I mean "it's America dood, things should cost the same everywhere, it's not like a different country, nobody told me it was like that! KAMAAAHN!"

Also, like many things with Phil it is probably a status thing to live in a "cool" city because he's a successful YouTuber leaving his nudnik friends and parents who never believed in him behind in their stupid small town in CT. He's a successful kahntent creator, and successful people live in big cities dood.

Pretty sure that Phil will stay in that Wahkando till he strokes out on stream and Khat moves the Jim in with her.

Let’s review:

1: PHIL IS AN AUTIST

2: Last time he moved he had Leanna help him and push on.

3: Last time he moved, he spent tons of money and ended up paying for TWO khandos for years.

4: Even ignoring Phils immense laziness and “Muh back” (Let’s suppose his neighbors all show up one day and go: “Hey Phil! We hear you’re moving! We came to help you pack up everything and put in the the trucks!”) Phil would still remember how that original Seattle move went and go: “Nuh-uh! Ain’t doing that again!”

5: GOTO 1: Phil is an autist. And a hermit. In his mind the Wahkando is a picture of his success. It’s his “mahture ahdult house”. It doesn’t matter what the cost of living is, or if Phil could move to a place so white, he’ll never bite his nails again ever. He’s staying for as long as it’s possible.

Probably even to the point where he’d put himself in significant debt, waste all his equity and lose any chance of ever moving out of there making a profit.

 

[Lester Jones]

I'd like to congratulate Phil's dad on becoming a Justice of the Peace in Bridgeport. Find it odd he didn't do this prior to Phil being married so he could be the one officiating. Really activates my almonds.

Man... I feel bad for Phil's parents for having a massive disappointment. Why can't this dude fuckin' wake up?!

 

[Sup3r]

I've thought about this a lot too since cost of living is something I look into heavily before moving anywhere, also because Phil mentions lax Washington state tax law whenever talking about the move, but the taxes are only lax because cost of living is so fucking high and it definitely does not even out. I think he was probably getting anxious about taxes so he just asked someone or googled low taxes without considering cost of living, since he is such a sheltered manbaby it never occurred to him that things cost different amounts in different parts of the country, I mean "it's America dood, things should cost the same everywhere, it's not like a different country, nobody told me it was like that! KAMAAAHN!"

Also, like many things with Phil it is probably a status thing to live in a "cool" city because he's a successful YouTuber leaving his nudnik friends and parents who never believed in him behind in their stupid small town in CT. He's a successful kahntent creator, and successful people live in big cities dood.

The thing to remember about the move was that it was insanely rushed. Phil was supposed to look at properties in 3 different states (which he thought had no income tax), but bought the very first one in the first state he visited. He was just about to face a pay cut from his MCN and rushed to buy it beforehand. He never looked at any other properties before buying the wahkahndo.

 

[Fapcop]

I'd like to congratulate Phil's dad on becoming a Justice of the Peace in Bridgeport. Find it odd he didn't do this prior to Phil being married so he could be the one officiating. Really activates my almonds.

Pig ups and congrats to Pa’ Burnell!

It’s weird. Like some sort of cosmic karma game being played out.

The lower his son sinks with scamming retards and speedrunning (sped running?) through the 7 deadly sins, the higher in dignitas and auctoritas his father rises.

Burnell Jr: Scammer, hustler, publicly humiliated.

Burnell Sr: So popular and well respected in his local community that he became a justice of the peace.

Wonder how Phil react to this news on stream. An angry outburst or “I don’t know anything about that tuh-heh!”

The thing to remember about the move was that it was insanely rushed. Phil was supposed to look at properties in 3 different states (which he thought had no income tax), but bought the very first one in the first state he visited. He was just about to face a pay cut from his MCN and rushed to buy it beforehand. He never looked at any other properties before buying the wahkahndo.

What were the other states?

Man... I feel bad for Phil's parents for having a massive disappointment. Why can't this dude fuckin' wake up?!

Can’t even give them a grandchild ffs.

(which is probably for the better, but still!)

One of the few marks of being a somewhat successful person and someone who contributes to society is passing on your genes and ensure that there’s someone there who can “take your place” when you’re old and infirm.

Phil can’t even do that.

I’m sure Ma and Pa Burnell are just delighted that they’re genetic linage will end in a dead stop called Phil Burnell.

“Told you we should have had another kid, but no! ‘We’re too old and it’s too expensive!’ Do you know what it feels like to have your friends brag about their kids and grandkids, and then they notice that I’m there and all stop talking and look down? I mea... Have you ever tried googling him?!! Let’s just have one, yeah that worked out great!”

 

[King Nutsack]

I Would Argue that if Dave lived in a cheaper area of the country, he'd just ramp up his WWE Champions spending even more. He still wouldn't be living comfortably because it is literally impossible for him to save any money whatsoever.

 

[SilverReaper]

I'd like to congratulate Phil's dad on becoming a Justice of the Peace in Bridgeport. Find it odd he didn't do this prior to Phil being married so he could be the one officiating. Really activates my almonds.

David Burnell ? Wasn't his fathers name Paul?
Might be an uncle or something.

 

[Lester Jones]

David Burnell ? Wasn't his fathers name Paul?
Might be an uncle or something.

Phil's Father is David, and might I add, a very successful man compared to his only disappointing son.