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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
"I'm not in a good financial position to be able to buy 10 games in 1 week and just play 2 of them" He's saying in a camera-on rant while his eyes dart around the room and never looking straight at the camera like the ahnest guy that he is.
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The fact that his enablers don't call him out on that weak as fuck statement just proves they're terrified of being banned.

I decided to run through some GoG games his piece of shit computer would be capable of running along with games that shouldn't bore his enablers despite Phil's ability to inevitably fuck them up.

Blood Omen: Legacy of Kain-$6.29
Neverwinter Nights: Enhanced-$5.99
Fallout 1&2: $9.00
Planescape: Torment: 3.99
Heretic & Hexen: $4.99
West Of Loathing: $6.59
Divine Divinity: 59¢
Flashback: 99¢

Ten games for under $40 that he can play any time he sees fit. Four of which could be beaten in a day.
 
bajagoogoo said:
The fact that his enablers don't call him out on that weak as fuck statement just proves they're terrified of being banned.

I decided to run through some GoG games his piece of shit computer would be capable of running along with games that shouldn't bore his enablers despite Phil's ability to inevitably fuck them up.

Blood Omen: Legacy of Kain-$6.29
Neverwinter Nights: Enhanced-$5.99
Fallout 1&2: $9.00
Planescape: Torment: 3.99
Heretic & Hexen: $4.99
West Of Loathing: $6.59
Divine Divinity: 59¢
Flashback: 99¢

Ten games for under $40 that he can play any time he sees fit. Four of which could be beaten in a day.
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You can save even more if you get the wads of Heretic and Hexen (which are easily found) and use the raven branch of Chocolate Doom. Planescape Torment can be used with GemRB.
 
King of Hateful Slurs said:
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The ego on this pig
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For context.. These are the lyrics to the best thing he ever wrote.
It's Late at Night,
You're in the Forest,
Can't Remember where you've been this week.

You lost your wife,
So you got blue balls,
Piercing through the night you hear a scream.

You shine a light,
(offbeat) shrouded in darkness,
Some random asshole dashing straight ahead.

It's time to fight
So cock that barrell
And blow away his stupid ass until he's fucking dead.

Because you're Alan! Alan Wake. (alright, enough...)

He was 28 when he made this song btw... but whatever. He was way more creative back then because he cared about what he was doing.

Now its strictly for money.

Don't be surprised if he shows up slightly drunk in the stream tonight for him to reminisce on old videos like that...
 
bajagoogoo said:
The fact that his enablers don't call him out on that weak as fuck statement just proves they're terrified of being banned.

I decided to run through some GoG games his piece of shit computer would be capable of running along with games that shouldn't bore his enablers despite Phil's ability to inevitably fuck them up.

Blood Omen: Legacy of Kain-$6.29
Neverwinter Nights: Enhanced-$5.99
Fallout 1&2: $9.00
Planescape: Torment: 3.99
Heretic & Hexen: $4.99
West Of Loathing: $6.59
Divine Divinity: 59¢
Flashback: 99¢

Ten games for under $40 that he can play any time he sees fit. Four of which could be beaten in a day.
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Blood Omen: Legacy of Kain: To niche and another RPG would not fit schedule during Hard Core Gaming Season™
Neverwinter Nights: Outdated graphics and mechanics dood, and another lengthy RPG would not fit schedule during Hard Core Gaming Season™
Fallout 1&2: Outdated graphics and mechanics dood, and another RPG would not fit schedule during Hard Core Gaming Season™
Planescape: Torment: To niche and another RPG would not fit schedule during Hard Core Gaming Season™
Heretic & Hexen: Outdated graphics and mechanics dood.
West Of Loathing: To niche.
Divine Divinity: Outdated graphics and mechanics dood, and another RPG would not fit schedule during Hard Core Gaming Season™
Flashback: Outdated graphics and mechanics dood.

Aside from that his PC can't stream and run games at the same time thus I would argue that none of this is at all possible.
 
Phil opened the Flight Sim stream by stressing that there's really no reason to fly over CT, he has no coordinates for any point of interest, and there's nothing to really see.
This was one of the things that he pitched as a selling point for both Flight Sim and the Game Pass while begging for the XBox, and has said just about every stream since that he would visit CT in the last stream before he quit Flight Sim. Now there's apparently no point in doing it.

The point of it is that you have hyped it up extensively to your audience. I don't even care to see the ghettos of CT, but it's extremely shitty not to do it after you told your audience they'd have to wait for it repeatedly.
This is just like visiting islands in Animal Crossing, or playing any mode in Black Ops that isn't the basic multiplayer - just put it off for a while and then call your audience stupid for asking for it.

EDIT: We just got an explanation for the earlier $150 tips goal that got changed to $50 - Phil is retarded. He resets the tips goal to 0, but forgets to reset the goal number, apparently. So he opened tonight with the goal at $100 and reset it to $50, then used it as a reason to beg - the earlier stream didn't even hit the $100, which sucks. There was so much momentum going into the weekend. What a shame.
 
YokuNama said:
Don't be surprised if he shows up slightly drunk in the stream tonight for him to reminisce on old videos like that...
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Called it.
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"Uh, actually MrMineCraftish, I hear that your butt, actually naturally can spread out, y'know, you can actually separate the cheeks like two turrets (throat click) (laughs) MrMinecraftish that's incredibly stupid don't say something like that again... seriously it's really dumb no one cares about your turret ass.
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But thanks for the Superchat" :story:
 
bajagoogoo said:
The fact that his enablers don't call him out on that weak as fuck statement just proves they're terrified of being banned.

I decided to run through some GoG games his piece of shit computer would be capable of running along with games that shouldn't bore his enablers despite Phil's ability to inevitably fuck them up.

Blood Omen: Legacy of Kain-$6.29
Neverwinter Nights: Enhanced-$5.99
Fallout 1&2: $9.00
Planescape: Torment: 3.99
Heretic & Hexen: $4.99
West Of Loathing: $6.59
Divine Divinity: 59¢
Flashback: 99¢

Ten games for under $40 that he can play any time he sees fit. Four of which could be beaten in a day.
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even better yet cause he's dick riding XBGP...

Astria Ascending - traditional JRPG, MEMBA he LOVES those, from the "people" who brought us the old FF games iirc. Old school JRPG the king of retro should be all over that.
Scarlet Nexus - too much booba for puritian virgin DSP though
Superliminal - would be a fun chill stream.
BattleToads - again king of retro should love this
Ori 1 and 2 - he loves indies
Octopath Traveler - did he play this?
Oblivion - he was totally going to play it DOOD

OK as typing this, PP's personal Beetlejuice, I dare not say his name or he'll be back on the "Farts" and these tips from people who were fans for a long time that just happen to ask something phil can plug something stupid and do a low key beg. You're not subtle or clever it's like a bad parody of a bad late-night infomercial.

PP you';re too stupid to know that "top popup" is a typo for "tip popup"...

anywho...that just glancing at XBGP some of these maybe PC only but still only costs something he's already paying for.

EDIT - How do you "do tourism"?

EDIT 2 - This motherfucker.. calls Nato "soy bean food" but is too cultured to call Hibachi, Hibachi but Teppanyaki....

EDIT 3 - Oh ffs twitch was mean to him guys, they picked on him but stream elements "beat them to the punch" to be mean to poor innocent PP and were picking on him first. Really PPB, really?
 
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I've never seen these Flight Simulator stream and for the love of god....

Its just him staring at chat while his plane flies over cities barely controlled... The commentary is hilariously bad because its a guy talking about spots on the planet when he only leaves his house for alcohol and food... This is bad....

And as im talking about this he goes in to a depressing rant about how he can never afford a vacation to see spots like this.

You could of visited Rio a dozen times Phil, but you decided sitting in a dark room to tap on a screen for wrestler jpegs is worth more than that.

Idiot.
 
Will the Shill just tipped $4.20 and didn't get an animation.
It took Phil several minutes to process that people were asking if they didn't see a popup, then ignored them when they said that there wasn't one.
So probably behind the scenes then. Or yet another tipper he doesn't give a shit about when his animations break.

Phil is also now throwing a pity party - he'll be in Seattle 'forever', unable to travel with his wife because he'll never have the money. 'Most of us' will never have the opportunity to see these sights live, so it's great that Phil got to experience them with his chat.

1. Stop spending on mobile games
2. Stop guilting literal wheelchairs who likely actually will never be able to see these places. You make $10k monthly and are trying to relate to them. That's actually vile and obscene and I'm getting my tophat.
 
UaineRunei said:
Just to update: he got scammed again. 8th time.
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Added bonus: Phil acknowledged the animation didn't play, but didn't do it for him despite showing us 2 days ago he knew how to force animations to play.
And then didn't bother to add him to the leaderboard, so Will the Shill is still up there with a $4.20 tip that also didn't play an animation.

We're running a real tight ship tonight.
 
"I'm just a normal guy like you"

Lmao, this is the same guy who brings up "Don't you know who I am? I am a content creator," every time he has a convo with Amazon management.
 
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