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ANDS! said:
. . .people may be reading too much into Kat's body language, but it still doesn't excuse that this was a BAD video done for BAD reasons. If she was just nervous about being on camera given the "hate" out there, this still proves the point: rather than keep Kat away from all of that madness, Phil props her up so that he can say "see, she's still here and she's got the bewbies." She's been on video before, and while her other videos weren't anything impressive, they weren't this awkward level of uncomfortable we see here.

What's even more galling is that he had the cajones to actually put this up online which suggests he either (a) doesn't review his videos before upload (including the one and done ones) or (b) doesn't really give a shit.
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tbh I think they just did it to get it out of the way because the questions about Kat were never going to die down. Granted its DSP's fault of creating this expectation in the first place, but by making this video they'd probably hoped that the autism would die down.
 
BallBuster said:
Are we “100%” (see what I did there?) sure that Kat wasn’t the one possessed by a demon and locked in a closet? They way she acts and the decisions she makes don’t line up with the decisions of a non demon possessed person.
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No it was her sister as far as is known.

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So for everyone saying she looks nervous (i agree but hear me out on this)

Phil certainly wouldn't want to do another take or have another try at the video so I imagine the prerecording was him saying stuff like, "ok kat we're only going to do this once and all those detractors are going to try take everything you say out of context anyway so no pressure right?"

I think that would be enough to make her get a little nervous


Her on her own stream seems kind of normal she isn't nervous behind a camera she could have her cam turned off I guess.


Timestamped for convenience you don't have to watch the whole thing, also note Phils "oh shit" reaction when she says 4k monitor
 
tripmix said:
So for everyone saying she looks nervous (i agree but hear me out on this)

Phil certainly wouldn't want to do another take or have another try at the video so I imagine the prerecording was him saying stuff like, "ok kat we're only going to do this once and all those detractors are going to try take everything you say out of context anyway so no pressure right?"

I think that would be enough to make her get a little nervous
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This right here if true just proves how big of a dickhead he really is. This is his soul mate apparently, can't he give her time, take the time so she can be as comfortable as possible. Offer to edit any mistakes she makes or whatever. Say something like "I know it'll be rough, take your time, I've got your back". Not just "But the people don't believe me, I need to prove I have girlfriend." Either way this is just sad watch.
 
. . .their interaction is just what you would expect between an interviewer and an interviewee. And yea that bobbing is just too much.

neger psykolog said:
tbh I think they just did it to get it out of the way because the questions about Kat were never going to die down. Granted its DSP's fault of creating this expectation in the first place, but by making this video they'd probably hoped that the autism would die down.
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Certainly possible, but he does it in such a "Burnell" way that it of course backfires. I mean really who is this video for? It can't be his "fans" because they wouldn't care one way or another, they are on that train until it derails killing 129 people. If it truly is for his "detractors" then what a spectacularly poor showing. It's like everything is so ass fucking backwards or half assed with this guy. I can imagine the thought process of GoodsidePhil: "Alright dummy, you have ONE job today: show Kat to the world and leave no doubt that you guys are happy. Maybe do a few takes before so it doesn't look like a proof of life video. You get one shot to make a first impression!" Phil's response: "Do it in one shot on the first try. EZ! Thanks brain!"
 
samovski said:
This right here if true just proves how big of a dickhead he really is. This is his soul mate apparently, can't he give her time, take the time so she can be as comfortable as possible. Offer to edit any mistakes she makes or whatever. Say something like "I know it'll be rough, take your time, I've got your back". Not just "But the people don't believe me, I need to prove I have girlfriend." Either way this is just sad watch.
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Your point is valid, but could you imagine the autism on this board if there were a bunch of cuts and edits in this video?
 
Trap Card said:
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It's even better on 2x speed.

Monday Michiru said:
So, do we remember the last time Phil filmed a couch vlog without his usual self-promotion badges? I see no Patreon, no Twitter, no http-bullshit-bullshit-full-URL unceremoniously hung on the top of the frame.
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That isn't to say he's not making that ad revenue. I got 4 ads on mobile. FOUR. I got an ad when the video ended I couldn't believe it.
 
neger psykolog said:
tbh I think they just did it to get it out of the way because the questions about Kat were never going to die down. Granted its DSP's fault of creating this expectation in the first place, but by making this video they'd probably hoped that the autism would die down.
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Except he waited until his tips and donations slowed down dramatically to do it. I think she never wanted to be on camera after she saw the insults and photoshops but Phil convinced her because he thinks it will raise activity (donations) in his stream. Prior to her moving in he was talking about co-op streams with her and a few other vlog plans but the second she stepped through the door that all stopped and Phil got much more quiet about it. The excuses he gave for them not playing together on stream are flimsy as fuck because Phil knows that the first co-op stream with Kat could bring in a surge of activity even if they played a 10 year old game. He most likely told Kat his channel has hit a rough spot and made her feel obligated to do the video in hopes of bringing more eyes back.
 
neger psykolog said:
tbh I think they just did it to get it out of the way because the questions about Kat were never going to die down. Granted its DSP's fault of creating this expectation in the first place, but by making this video they'd probably hoped that the autism would die down.
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there was no way that was ever going to happen even a little
 
Batman VS Tony Danza said:
Prior to her moving in he was talking about co-op streams with her and a few other vlog plans but the second she stepped through the door that all stopped and Phil got much more quiet about it.
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He presumably called off playing A Way Out with her on stream when he realized it might stir up thoughts of escaping from captivity in her head.
 
samovski said:
This right here if true just proves how big of a dickhead he really is. This is his soul mate apparently, can't he give her time, take the time so she can be as comfortable as possible. Offer to edit any mistakes she makes or whatever. Say something like "I know it'll be rough, take your time, I've got your back". Not just "But the people don't believe me, I need to prove I have girlfriend." Either way this is just sad watch.
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Remember the video DSP uploaded with leanna making those cocksucking gestures right next to him. He uploaded that, didn't edit it, didn't even ask what she was doing.

Phil has this autistic mentality that if you edit a video it isn't a true and honest representation. For him to edit the kat couch reveal video in his head would be akin to hiding or lying to the viewer. Or more realistically he is lazy so no second takes for kat.
 
Why did Phil make this video?

Because there are good decent people who are fans of his and genuinely wanted to see Phil's beautiful soulmate. He did this out of the kindness of his heart. He makes no money from this even though it will probably get more views than any of his videos in months.

Seriously though, its almost tax time. Get your wallets out and save the house
 
CoolGuy420weedbonerXXX said:
He presumably called off playing A Way Out with her on stream when he realized it might stir up thoughts of escaping from captivity in her head.
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Kat: "What's this game you wanted me to stream with you?"
Phil: "A Way Out. It's this game where two people are stuck together due to unfortunate circumstances"
Kat: "..."
Phil: "Kat? You're just standing there.
Kat: "..."
Phil: "I'm not hearing dinner"
 
Why do people feel bad for Kat? We should feel bad for Phil.

First he was dealing with physical and emotional turmoil due to the undue stress of having to literally cook his own dinner and wash his own dishes. He was essentially being treated like a slave working in the cotton fields. No, worse than that. Slavery is illegal and Phil should sue the United States government for reperations.

Now he has to deal with even more stress because his fans aren't paying his taxes fast enough and idiots running twitch won't let him have a fundraiser. They are literally stepping on his neck as he is drowning. Don't people understand that if he kept making big money like in 2010 he would be just fine? If YouTube would just get off their stupid ass and get rid of all the toxic idiot videos and content creators there wouldn't be a problem. But no! Mr ivy league book smart thinks he knows whats best for YouTube. These algorithms are literally putting a gun up to his head.

I won't even mention the rumors started by mentally ill sicko websites. They need to be backtraced and deleted of the web.

I feel so bad for Phil.
 
I'mPushingButtons said:
Has anyone speculated yet that Kat has ran away from some sort of obligation, i.e marriage/children?

I only ask because if she is financially dependent on Phil now, that means more than likely she was financially dependent on someone before Phil. Is she a military wife? That would be great, Phil harboring a married mother who ran away from being a parent because she hates her husband and doesnt want to deal with children.
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Hopefully a 6 foot 6 marine will come busting through the gated community looking to kick Phil's ass!
 
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