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strandedcastaway said:
According to the Facebook link she's "in a relationship" with no-sleeves guy directly below her on the list.

You sure as fuck know Phil is not the neighbor who waves at everybody. He's the guy who, when he hears you approaching, sneaks back inside at top speed to avoid any interaction with you.
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Good chance if hes outside and he sees someone leaving their house a shade darker than Elmer's glue he'll make some sort of noise be it a grunt or sigh even a muttering of "it was nice while it lasted".
 
Since today is Read KiwiFarms and Watch Detractor Youtube Videos day, Phil will finally get to meet his neighbors. Thank you Nigel for bringing people together.
 
Pargon said:
Unsure how I feel about this or what the game is. Yes, publicly available info and all that, but do these people really deserve to be in the Vortex just for the sin of living near Phil?
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All is fair in gout and war.

Please come back to doxxing factions though Nigel, thats where the pig really squirms.
 
I just think it's funny that Phil tries to act like he has a normal life outside of the stream when you know damn good and well that this is the only reason he knows anyone's name. If there is ever a neighborhood BBQ, Phil ain't going to that, not even the smell of food that he didn't have to cook is enough to make him interact with people.

Phil's stream IS his life, don't ever let him get away with claiming otherwise.
 
TheGoutburglar said:
I just think it's funny that Phil tries to act like he has a normal life outside of the stream when you know damn good and well that this is the only reason he knows anyone's name. If there is ever a neighborhood BBQ, Phil ain't going to that, not even the smell of food that he didn't have to cook is enough to make him interact with people.

Phil's stream IS his life, don't ever let him get away with claiming otherwise.
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Just by looking at my list, quite a few of his neighbours are people of color, or have children. If they Googled Phil once, there is no way they would ever invite him to any event.
 
Assuming they even know he's there, it REALLY shoots Phil's narrative in the dick if they don't. I mean, there was an old guy in my neighborhood growing up who lived a very solitary life but people still saw him, almost every day, doing stuff, going out. We just didn't KNOW him, by design. Imagine being less of a presence than THAT. Imagine your wife goes out and doesn't bother acting married.

I'll bet if they hear about Phil, they think he's one of those 600 lb bed-ridden people who is going to have to be lifted out of the house with a crane when he dies. lol
 
will DSP slap this guys child

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The neighbors already know him as "the guy".

Look, it's the guy who got his car stuck in the snow because he drives fifty feet to go to the mailbox.
 
Robert Shaghoyan face reminds me of Rambos. Wonder if he ever in his gin filled haze mistook him for Rambo. That would be funny.
"Rambo dood it was that detractor Leanna that drove us apart. I didn't wanna admit it but i'm totally gay i'm gay i'm gay totally gay for you dood. Please take me back."
"Get away from me you smelly hobo!"
 
1. Damn Travis' forearms are bigger than piggies biceps and 2. Do we know how hold this guy is just for compare/contrast for a this is how you don't maintain a healthy body image?
 
If I recall correctly, Phil met his neighbors because his first night at the gout fort he was too tired to blow up the air mattress and had them do it for him. I believe he said they were an elderly couple.
 
Martys_not_smarty said:
1. Damn Travis' forearms are bigger than piggies biceps and 2. Do we know how hold this guy is just for compare/contrast for a this is how you don't maintain a healthy body image?
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Working on additional info, but I believe he is between 40 - 50.
Added 4 more neighbours to the list today, and all of them seem to have better stuff going on.


Sparkletor 2.0 said:
If I recall correctly, Phil met his neighbors because his first night at the gout fort he was too tired to blow up the air mattress and had them do it for him. I believe he said they were an elderly couple.
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Working on finding who lives where. There are 3 couples that come to mind, since they are what I would call "elderly".
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
If I recall correctly, Phil met his neighbors because his first night at the gout fort he was too tired to blow up the air mattress and had them do it for him. I believe he said they were an elderly couple.
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WTF? How does he not have one of those little pumps you plug into the wall, if he has an air mattress? Or how about, I don't know, get in a sleeping bag if you're that tired? I mean Jesus Christ, Phil, it's like your thought when confronted with a task, any task, is constantly "How can I make somebody else do this for me whether it's necessary or not?" You even did it to your own father, you schmuck.

I wish the lumberjack-looking dude was single and really dug Khet, that would be such delicious karma.

Speaking of that guy, you know what the REALLY sad part is? Phil isn't even jealous of how much healthier and better-looking that guy is than him. No, he's jealous of a scrawny twenty-something with funny-colored hair who plays fucking Fortnite. Phil has no desire for normality whatsoever, he just wishes he made more money and had all his bad traits glossed over by everyone. What a dream, huh?
 
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