Is this actually abnormal? Part of the reason I avoid twitter is because I was under the impression most people just post incoherent nonsense like this.
Is this actually abnormal? Part of the reason I avoid twitter is because I was under the impression most people just post incoherent nonsense like this.
its probably not abnormal, it is fucking hilarious that he didn't think to do it on another account because likes are publicly visible. he's basically letting everyone know he's got a little derich in him.
its probably not abnormal, it is fucking hilarious that he didn't think to do it on another account because likes are publicly visible. he's basically letting everyone know he's got a little derich in him.
It's rather mid to be a coomer on Twitter. Can't imagine people use the site for anything valid. But the big issue is the obvious hypocrisy going on here. Glass house syndrome shit. No one told them about the dangers of swinging around big rocks? Like damn Doody just make a fap alt or Google your wank material like a sane person. DSP at least has the decency to not expose our fragile eyes to all the gay porn he probably watches.
Agent Proper's claim that he'll "just point and laugh" is a classic manipulation tactic to avoid taking responsibility for harmful behavior. Agent Proper is trying to normalize his actions and make them seem less malicious than they actually are. This form of gaslighting tries to make the victim feel like they are overreacting or being too sensitive. By using this lie to acclimate onlookers to his malicious behavior, Agent Proper is attempting to make it seem like what he's doing is acceptable or even funny.
In short, Agent Proper's "just point and laugh" mantra is a manipulative lie designed to make his behavior seem harmless and avoid any negative consequences for his actions. The following investigation exposes that lie.
SELF-INSERTED ANTAGONIST
Agent Proper has wasted years of his life making adversaries of Phil, Phil's family, and Phil's associates.
Suffice it to say that communicating with people in Phil's personal life is neither pointing nor laughing.
TIP OF THE ICEBERG
This pattern of invasive behavior continues as Agent Proper has also befriended, interviewed, and then antagonized Phil's moderator and major donor OnlyIcedCoffee.
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Bragging about OnlyIcedCoffee messaging him
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Commending detractors for antagonizing OnlyIcedCoffee, bragging he'd receive messages later from OnlyIcedCoffee as a result, encouraging further antagonism
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Distributing leaked emails between OnlyIcedCoffee and Phil
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Promoting the interview Agent Proper conducted with OnlyIcedCoffee; during this interview Agent Proper wouldd sincerely offer to have dinner and a beer with OnlyIcedCoffee
Whereas OnlyIcedCoffee reached out to Agent Proper first, contact was initiated by Agent Proper in all other instances. Agent Proper has no prior relationship with any of these people. For someone who preaches "just point and laugh," he has involved himself in Phil's life extensively. Why would Agent Proper do this? The investigation continues...
JUST "BREAD AND BUTTER"
Agent Proper has admitted that he inserts himself into Phil's life in order to sustain his otherwise failing brand as a content creator.
Phil is Agent Proper's chief means of support for his monetized Youtube channel. He's been uploading content about Phil since September 2018. He's been soliciting cash donations since December 2018.
There's currently 389 videos uploaded. There are 220 livestreams totaling approximately 40,000 mins of runtime. That's 650 hours; over 27 consecutive days spent watching Phil while requesting handouts. Agent Proper has at least nine different series about Phil, both ongoing and abandoned.
Channel playlists suggest there were five additional series abandoned after only one episode.
"Just point and laugh" and spend over 40,000 minutes on content you (try to) show off to Keemstar. While nobody's going to listen to 1,000 hours of Agent Proper's bullshit livestreams for exceptional commentary, there's years worth of posts showing his penchant for gossip and rumors about Phil.
SCHIZO CONSPIRACY THEORIES
When you're truly obsessed, talking about what actually happens to Phil is never enough. Agent Proper has ran with the conspiracy theory that SuperHound has secretly been working with Phil for years to sabotage detractors, and has prodded them both over these narratives.
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Accusing Phil fan of being a SuperHound operative
There's no aspect of Phil's life that's off-limits when it comes to Agent Proper's "speculations." Phil's immediate family is constantly on Agent Proper's mind, and he's shared his insights.
Phil's parents have secretly divorced; Phil's cousin is secretly his step-sister
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Phil was secretly a "bandage baby" to save a troubled marriage
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Phil's mom had an affair, Phil is an illegitimate son
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Phil's an illegitimate son, his mom caused his spending habits; bonus fantasy about Phil's suicide
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Phil's spending habits are from his mother
Any man this preoccupied with another man's life is not doing well in his own. It's no wonder why Agent Proper is a massive alcoholic. Deep down there's a troubled person hiding behind fragile personas. Agent Proper puts up several thinly veiled fronts to distract from his direct meddling in Phil's life. Let's meet the whole gang.
MANY MASKS OF AGENT PROPER: THE SAINT
Agent Proper sets the standard for detractor conduct (and conveniently reverses course when it benefits him).
Representing Youtube detractors on livestreaming Phil's creditor meeting
Agent Proper cops his underlying persona from fictional character "the Dude" of the film the Big Lebowski. This manifests in aloof posturing and feigning how little he cares. One prime example is Agent Proper's claim that there's no reason to care about how much money Phil earns.
Hey, do you remember that scene from the Big Lebowski where "the Dude" mentions he hates the Eagles and then spends the rest of the movie laying out unhinged narratives about the songwriting process of Tequila Sunrise?
AGENT PROPER: THE JANNY
Further confusing matters, Agent Proper is at times the sole moderator for the Phil sub-forum on Kiwi Farms. His duties (besides to "just point and laugh" of course) include...
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Uploading a single Youtube Short because Phil doesn't want to do Youtube Shorts (Agent Proper would never upload a second Youtube Short because this wasn't about uploading Youtube Shorts, it was about proving he's better than Phil)
The blinding audacity to preach "just point and laugh!" while doxing Phil's wife, encouraging harassment at Phil's home, contacting Phil's fans, friends, family, and haters to score interviews for monetized content, fantasizing about Phil dying, begging Keemstar for crumbs of clout, daydreaming while in the shower about how Phil's parents were on the brink of divorce and only conceived Phil during a salacious affair as an illegitimate "bandage baby" while housing Phil's deadbeat step-sister who they've lied about for Phil's whole life by saying she's his cousin...
Who the fuck is Agent Proper anyways?
UNMASKING AGENT PROPER
Agent Proper thoroughly links his prior username to his current alias.
Youtube, Twitter, Twitch, Kiwi Farms; that's four platforms all using the same Proper Pangolin username all in the same timeframe. Where else may he have used this name in that timeframe?
PROPER PANGOLIN'S IMGUR ACCOUNT
This is the Imgur userpage of ProperPangolin. Whether it belongs to Agent Proper will be clear soon (it does).
Quick detour. ProperPangolin has his Imgur favorites displayed publicly. However, archiving this page proves troublesome. Only the first 8 entries will archive, so here's the first 12 for posterity.
We've got our Mrs. Proper, folks! Agent Proper loves himself some sexual chocolate. This ebony goddess almost concealed her identity, but fortunately for us, our Agent Proper linked it together. Thanks, awful opsec! Now that we know this nigger bitch's Imgur account, we can find out more.
Hold up, who's this frumpy looking hoe? This was clearly taken in Agent Proper's apartment as it matches the cat photos. Updated diagnosis: She's not a nigger, she's worse... She's a cosplayer.
He's clearly cropped her ugly ass out. If Agent Proper's the Randy Savage of the two, then she'd logically be the perfect ringer to dress as the Macho Man's iconic companion... Hulk Hogan! Well, let me tell you something, brother! We're not done here yet...
FOUNDATIONS OF A DOX
Let's just point and laugh with a quick lightning round on how to dox yourself in the comments:
Age dox, around 27 years old in 2015 means around 35 years old now
Thus confirming she's a fan of a lewd furry comic written by a FurAffinity artist named Slypon, who draws masterpieces such as these:
This paints Mrs. Karen Proper as some degenerate furry cosplaying Tumblrina in addition to being profoundly hideous. What sort of man would hook up with such trash?
This last piece of the puzzle revolves around another ProperPangolin account, this time on Reddit. We know he's used Reddit, as he commented on this post about a Reddit AMA.
Circling back to his five ProperPangolin accounts confirmed so far, it would reason that his Reddit account would use the same name in the same timeframe. Lo and behold, there is a u/ProperPangolin...
The rest of his messages have been archived accordingly: Direct Link Archive
CONCLUSION
We'll leave you with this appropriate Biblical excerpt from the tale of Daniel in the Lion's den:
I decree, therefore, that all men of my realm dread and worship the God of Daniel. For he is a living God and dwelling into worlds, and his kingdom shall not be destroyed, and his power is into the world without end. He delivereth and rescueth, and he worketh signs and great wonders in heaven and in earth, which hath delivered Daniel from the lions.
Daniel 6:26-27
This excerpt bears true for Daniel the Faithful, whereas Agent Proper is wicked. On this one day, the Lions shall feast. Glory be to the King.
DANIEL ANTONIO LOPEZ / "DAN ANTONIO" / AGENT PROPER / PROPER PANGOLIN
Name: Daniel Antonio Lopez
Sex: Bitch made
Race: Puerto Rican mutt
Sperg Status: Alcoholic manual laborer, built his legacy from obsessing over Phil, linked his Kiwi Farms moderator username to his entire digital footprint, crops his butt ugly wife out of his photos
Age: 35 Years Old
Date of Birth: Aug 4, 1987
Occupation: Roofing
Hobbies: A-Logging, insisting he'll "just point and laugh" while harassing your friends and family
Religion: Church of Latter-Day Saints of Jesus Christ
Hypocrite: Massive
Phone numbers:
908 278-4424
541 279-7743
Address:
1204 Corral Creek Ave. Apt 7
Paso Robles, CA 93446
Daniel Lopez is the perfect representative of Phil's detractors. His whole life has become aggrandizing himself by bullying Phil while gaslighting all you retards with lip service about how it's to "just point and laugh." He's a bitter failed Apex Legends streamer whose lot in life is pestering successful men to make himself relevant. Hey Daniel, keep it up! Maybe MaximillianDood will boost that creepy faggot who sinks literal months of his life into dickriding Phil after all!
This is a pretty gayboy doxx and you can see the dude think he's done something but this is a nothing burger. Literally nothing in these screenshots makes Proper look retarded and I don't even have an opinion of the guy. Seems like a scorned DSP cocklicker who got butthurt Proper made a stream laughing at Phil's degenerate fans.
i won't lie, propers wife is a bit goblin like, but I would still fuck her, and I'm glad proper has someone in his life to care for and be cared for in return.
Well I'm convinced, Proper is a dang dirty detractor and Phil obviously did nothing wrong. Unsubbed. We don't appreciate mockery of Easter Rabbits in this house.