(Near start of video) Dan is back with Kim.....the day before her disability check comes in, naturally. The same way it's a coincidence when he says tomorrow is a big "payday" for them.
Dan's mad everyone is "distorting the facts" against him. The facts that everyone should believe are "Dan approaches a lot of women". When was the last time Dan approached a woman? He didn't leave his house for months, and now he walks in circles talking to a camera.
(37:00) Kim says some good-looking guys are "smarter" than Dan. This leads to a couple minutes of Dan flipping out. For once Kim's lack of understanding helps because her comment wasn't logical but he can't convince her otherwise and just gets frustrated.
(40:00) Dan says he's not a rapist "even though I forced myself on Kim". "The haters say I'm a rapist, right...multiple times...I have grabbed women [babbling]...what was I talking about?"
(54:00--1:04:00) Kim is suddenly yelling and screaming, throwing around racial slurs. Dan explains that the security guard asked for ID and then Kim called him a slave, among other things. Dan blames the guard for doing his job.
(1:08:30) Dan insists he's way nicer than most people.
(1:09:00) Today Dan says to Kim, "I'm so lucky to have you". Not what he's said to the camera 1000 different times, for hours, over the past year as his whole goal in life is to have a harem of 16-year-olds (agree? hello?), but he needs her money tomorrow so he's on his best behavior. She wants no part of it because she thinks he's trying to get her in bed. Then he has to convince her not to buy a grilled cheese maker (?) while not offending her because he needs that cash tomorrow.
(1:16:00) Dan babbles in a fake foreign language to aggravate Kim, then starts babbling about gluten and corn again.
(1:22:00) Dan says he banning all "haters" and deleting negative comments.
(1:23:30) Dan leans over and starts slobbering on Kim. Kim says, "I love you too no kiss". Blech. This continues. He's massaging "Kim's intestinal area" and Kim says "I approved you to be born in 1981". Dan says, "I want to make love". More kissing. Dan says, "People don't like my videos...there's something about me that people hate. I'm too....happy". (Few people have ever seemed more miserable than Dan) Kim getting aggravated. Dan back to how we're all envious of him because he's too good looking.
Kim says, "It is horrible the way you act." Dan back to his Philippines delusion, how the women there will surround him and you can just touch the women.
(1:30:00) Dan starts cursing because Kim keeps stopping him. She asks him to leave, and he says, "You are the wrong person for me." Compare this to 20 minutes ago. Then he groans, "This is so freaking frustrating...."
(1:34:00) Dan badgers Kim to say she likes various types of meat, then starts drooling again. He says it was because he had cheese earlier (even though he was fine 10 minutes ago). Then he says he won't expose Kim unless he gets paid (I think). It's not boosting his ego or anything because no one says they're a cute couple. Now he wants to "indulge in Kim's body parts" on camera. She's still upset and he brings up something she did four years ago when she went to another guy's house.
(1:40) He starts saying "hello" every 10 seconds as this aggravates Kim too. Dan asks about the difference between sadism and masochism because he ate casein.
I tap out.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=psWu8DIE2fA
