😵‍💫 Skitzocow Dan Cilley - autistic self-help guru/diet expert

[strandedcastaway]

Actually, going back to the same video "Songs from a better America", he mentions grabbing Kim last night and spreading her legs (about 32:00), and at a little over an hour while on a ramble he talks about the time he grabbed a girl and she pressed charges. As horrible as his political ramblings are, when Dan starts talking about the women he molested and his semen and groaning, that's real queasy time.

 

[aerostar88]

Actually, going back to the same video "Songs from a better America", he mentions grabbing Kim last night and spreading her legs (about 32:00), and at a little over an hour while on a ramble he talks about the time he grabbed a girl and she pressed charges. As horrible as his political ramblings are, when Dan starts talking about the women he molested and his semen and groaning, that's real queasy time.

You got me to go back and pay attention to the whole video... you weren't kidding. He pulled her pants off and she was annoyed? You don't say.

 

[GilaMonster]

I'm remiss to double check, but doesn't he mention something in one of those music analysis videos that it's shocking to hear black men singing about love?

 

[aerostar88]

I'm remiss to double check, but doesn't he mention something in one of those music analysis videos that it's shocking to hear black men singing about love?

I don't remember him saying black men in particular. But he was shocked at them singing in a "healthy" way about love. And that rap exists because men are so angry about the existence of fat women and, as a result, want to kill people. I love Dan and his "healthy male sexuality".

 

[strandedcastaway]

I'm remiss to double check, but doesn't he mention something in one of those music analysis videos that it's shocking to hear black men singing about love?

Yes, about 2:30 in he says, "Four black guys singing in a healthy way... not in destructive, killing mode, right?"

Within three minutes he somehow ties this all into women being fat and (deep breath) how he once sat in a car with a girl who wanted to wait until marriage for sex but he would never wait but she was on her cell phone and playing and this was not an ideal situation and she was overweight and fat and bleh and it's very nasty for a girl to be overweight. Then in the next run-on he complains about women judging him for not having a job and not washing his hair. What this has to do with "In the Still of the Night" I don't know. Then three minutes later he's describing how he pulled Kim's pants off against her will (poor Kim). But then back it's back to GLOOT-en, bad diet, fatty acids, and how Japan has the lowest suicide rate because they eat healthy (the suicide rate thing being laughably inaccurate since Japan's high suicide rate is a major issue there). The brain is a wondrous and frightening thing.

 

[aerostar88]

Dan is back and now he's talking about his sex dreams.

Around 3 minutes in, he says to the viewer "You don't like this video" he same way he says "You don't like me" to girls he meets in the street. It seems that even in his dreams, all the girls say no.

Around 13:30 he talks about his autism.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Dan is back and now he's talking about his sex dreams.

Around 3 minutes in, he says to the viewer "You don't like this video" he same way he says "You don't like me" to girls he meets in the street. It seems that even in his dreams, all the girls say no.

Around 13:30 he talks about his autism.

He's almost sympathetic there. At least it was about his own issues rather than trying to cure America. After the manic two or three days (where he's much more obnoxious), now we have the depressive side. I wonder who taught Dan this was all food intake and not bipolar? This pattern of ups and downs is very evident going back through his thousand videos (though since he's deleted 1000 of them too, it's sometimes hard to follow). And he always blames it on food, no matter what he eats.

Dan's latest rant. Don't see anything changing here; it's a mix of all of his past speeches but he's still on the same script. What woman wouldn't want a guy with this driven personality?


I have been feeling way better. I have been eating huge amounts of sunflower seeds which were not processed on equipment which wheat was also on. The day before yesterday, I ate sunflower seed kernels which had been on wheat-shared equipment. So, I am pretty sure that wheat, even in microscopic amounts, is very bad for me. Today I felt good all day. I did not sleep during the day. When I eat wheat, I have to sleep multiple times. I am happy today. I am happy just eating sunflower seeds with Kim. Kim was throwing seeds to the birds, which I allowed her to do, instead of getting angry. I only have about 10 dollars left for food for the month. It is June 23, 2016 today. If I can continue to feel well by eating a certain diet, watch: I will accumulated money. Right now, it is easily recognized, that I am not respected--or at least, valued--by people. My Facebook posts get very few likes per video...and it's a VIDEO...it should be liked way more, because posting a video is rare: you can't hide flaws like you can by just posting an image, so people are afraid to post videos. But I guess people (2,300 friends) have seen my flaws (which are many) and don't care to watch. You'll see... that I will ascend to riches. I will create magical videos which you will not be able to not watch. Girls will love me because I will have other good looking girls in my videos. Men will respect me because I will be making money and will teach them how. It will be impossible for me to not get hundreds or thousands of likes per post because I will be providing highly valuable content every time. It's impossible for me to not do this. I am perfectly focused. When I get money, Daddy will be here. You know? When I get paid, I am going to be walking around with hundred dollar bills, saying, Daddy's here! I will accost women, but I will have money and good clothing and a haircut and good shoes. They will respond to me much differently. I will also be jacked due to working out religiously. You are probably annoyed by me saying these things, but I will show you in time. But only if I am healthy. I am extreme and go all-out. I will not have a median income of forty or fifty thousand per year. The reason I want to be rich is because I want to be respected and admired, and I want to attract good women. I have always believed I was capable of being liked and respected and attractive, but I have fallen way short. I never really felt like the "cool guy" or the "cool kid on campus." I always felt there was something wrong with me--which there was (sensitivity to gluten)--and NOW I have control...now I have the ability to actually do it. I have the personality. I am going to have the muscles. I am going to have the clothing. I am going to have the car. I am going to offer a lot of free stuff to attract the people I want into my life. Free rides, free food, free sunflower seeds, etc. I will not be around women who talk to me as though I am a young child. I will not have to be around unhappy people. I will get to do whatever I want. The women will have sex with me on my command. I will get to grab women when I want. This sounds retarded to just talk about...but I will show you. I will get good women who love to make me happy. And you will see it live, how I command them to please me. I will find these women wherever they are in the world.

 

[juntaro]

I tried to personally ask one of his relatives (Annie Cilley) about him using one of my alternative accounts on Facebook and they blocked me within minutes of reading my message.

Has Daniel ever talked about his family? They seem to distance themselves a lot from him.

 

[strandedcastaway]

I tried to personally ask one of his relatives (Annie Cilley) about him using one of my alternative accounts on Facebook and they blocked me within minutes of reading my message.

Has Daniel ever talked about his family? They seem to distance themselves a lot from him.

If you go back through his old videos on his primary account, he has several videos both with his father and his sister. They're from early last year.

Here's one with his father. This was all part of a last-ditch effort to get Dan to clean up and get a job. Didn't work out but they did try. Dan was still blaming his issues on his diet back then but he's way toned down from his later rants.

Here's one with his older sister, also from early in 2015.

Other than that he's talked about how his whole family is autistic (though Dan either says he's not autistic or it's due to GLOOT-en), and how he used to laugh when he hurt his brother or sister or the family cat (again, because of his diet). Just last week he mentioned a sister having a baby. Maybe that has something to do with his new "it's cheap to raise a child" video?

Ladies of LA, look out---Dan will be grabbing women against their will again soon. In his spare time he will also be impregnating them.

I am going to grab women. Don't you want to grab them? Squeeze them? I am going to grab them, but only if they want me to. It will be annoying asking so many times, but they could get me arrested if they happen to not want me to grab them, and I do. I am very happy right now. I have energy. I feel dominant. I want to own women. I want to impregnate them. I want to claim the women I want who I happen to see when I am going about my day. I have energy to work out. My muscles will get huge and I will be able to squeeze the women harder and harder. Don't you want to squeeze women hard? Don't you want to have women cook and clean for you? Are you as excited as me? I am on my way to becoming a happy man. A truly happy man. You can't be happy if you have a girlfriend who doesn't like cooking and doesn't like sex. The best life is when you get to have sex whenever you want, the woman is happy to please you, the woman wants to cook you food and clean the house, and is happy all the time because she is healthy and is not a food-drug addict. She cannot drink caffeine, eat dairy, wheat, refined sugar, MSG, etc. It won't work. She also should not be on social media. She should be devoted to you and desire for you to impregnate her. Women who say they don't desire to have kids, I think, are just constantly placated by all those food-drug substances, so their body is never really in need of sex or reproduction. Also, the birth control pill probably turns off the natural feelings of desire. I will have live footage shortly of me causing women to feel very high amounts of pleasure. I will show you exactly what you have to do in order to achieve similar results as mine. I am showing you how to go from sleeping on the streets to sleeping with multiple women and being in love with all of them. Here we go.

 

[aerostar88]

I am showing you how to go from sleeping on the streets to sleeping with multiple women and being in love with all of them. Here we go.

Dan needs to do the things he teaches before he tries to sell his secrets to success. Secrets to get of skid row and become rich? He still lives in DTLA in a subsidized apartment and was (up until very recently and probably starting again very soon) on food stamps. Secrets to getting laid? Every girl he "accosts" are freaked out by his bizarre personality and IRL powerleveling (eg. "My dick is getting hard right now", talking to strangers about his diet).

It's not like he is making a channel to show you his journey to improvement, he acts as if he's got it all mastered and now he's going to pass his knowledge onto you like fucking Tai Lopez. I think this is how Dan sees himself.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Dan needs to do the things he teaches before he tries to sell his secrets to success. Secrets to get of skid row and become rich? He still lives in DTLA in a subsidized apartment and was (up until very recently and probably starting again very soon) on food stamps. Secrets to getting laid? Every girl he "accosts" are freaked out by his bizarre personality and IRL powerleveling (eg. "My dick is getting hard right now", talking to strangers about his diet).

It's not like he is making a channel to show you his journey to improvement, he acts as if he's got it all mastered and now he's going to pass his knowledge onto you like fucking Tai Lopez. I think this is how Dan sees himself.

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Dan's had his contradictions pointed out to him millions of times but he just ignores it. You can't lecture on diet when your own diet gives you gout. You can't tell everyone to get off welfare when you live on welfare. Only reason he's not on food stamps and still alive is he lives off Kim---whom he complains about in every video while saying he needs to find a better woman. Grateful? You'd think, but no. You can't call everyone lazy when you don't work. The "working" he's now calling a flaw, and in the new videos he's saying he wants a 16-year-old girl because they aren't working (plus women shouldn't work because they should be barefoot and pregnant). At least with his major obsession, his diet, when he calls everyone fat, well, he's not, so he can claim superiority over everyone. Which he does, for hours, in video after video.

The Lucas Werner conversion continues as Dan explains why should be with a 16-year-old "sweet child o' mine", as he says. He's also going to have a huge amount of property, which I guess he's going to purchase with Monopoly money. Maybe the kids will be those little blue and pink pegs from the Life board game.

The part where he cheers when he sees how many states have 16 years old as the age of consent and excitedly names all the states is pretty fucking creepy. I mean, on the Dan scale when he talks about humping Kim against her will, it's not that creepy because it's just words, but still, the idea that high school girls are his new goal is not reassuring.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Yeah, this guy is going to get the shit kicked out of him soon, and it would be even more fitting if it was by a woman who he tried to grope.

 

[aerostar88]

The Lucas Werner conversion continues

If only he could get banned from his local library like Lucas was. Although he has internet at home now, so he uploads from there.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Cilley cranking out the vids lately. This is his "ideal woman" video:
"It's natural to want to have sex with girls once they reach puberty" (ummm....)
"In 8th grade the girls were horny" (you were 13 then too, not 31)
"Black women smell bad and have black men in their lives who are envious of me...same thing with Mexicans" (30 seconds later) "I feel there should be no discord between races....I should be able to see a Mexican girl who is 16 with her mom and be able to be loving with them....and that I'd like to take you out sometime because I'm single and I want to have babies....they should be totally overjoyed"
"In California you can have sex with a 14-year-old if you get married to her..."
"It's better to get a wet, plump vagina that squeezes you and might gush vaginal fluid...gush, okay?...My dad told me that his wife squirted like a water hose across the room" (46:00) (ffs)
"I want her to be innocent like a virgin" (but also be willing to be filmed having sex for YouTube) "but not to make any indication that she has experience" (huh?)
"She has to be young and childlike but old enough to consciously hear what I have to say in my presentation"
"One of the girls I literally pulled her into the house...it was weird, it was bad" (bet it was bad for her too)

 

[aerostar88]

Cilley cranking out the vids lately. This is his "ideal woman" video:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=w74Lu1LJme4

First of all, thanks for being a trooper and watching as much of this horror show as you have. I've only seen the first 20 minutes of this so far but wow. He kicked Kim out because she wouldn't let him have sex with her, and then goes on to describe how A) he wouldn't force himself on Kim and B) how he has forced himself on Kim in the past.

He also thinks he should star in every porn movie, except it shouldn't be fake? He wants a pornstar to be innocent and not jaded or experienced. He also doesn't like a girl who "acts experienced" or talks dirty "as if they would know". Come on women! You have to remain virginal for Dan! Do it for your country. "[Take his] penis into [you ...] and ride the wave". This should be his new slogan. It's more catchy than "Live the best life possible!".

He manically repeats how healthy is his right now. He talks about how if he got a better apartment he could have a king sized bed with a young girl on each side of him.

Judging on what he said in this video, here is how I see a day in Dan's dream life.

10 AM: Work high paying job until your mood gets bad.
2 PM: Film squeezing women on the streets and how it leads to them coming home with you 100% of the time.
4 PM: Gluuuuuten free meal prepared by girlfriend(s)
5 PM: Sex with the squad of 16-20 year old girls.
5 AM: Sleep

 

[strandedcastaway]

He also thinks he should star in every porn movie, except it shouldn't be fake? He wants a pornstar to be innocent and not jaded or experienced. He also doesn't like a girl who "acts experienced" or talks dirty "as if they would know". Come on women! You have to remain virginal for Dan! Do it for your country. "[Take his] penis into [you ...] and ride the wave". This should be his new slogan. It's more catchy than "Live the best life possible!".

He used to push what he called his "polyamory lifestyle" where his harem did whatever he wanted, but at least it was a [delusional] free-love thing among adults. He's gone way more towards the "fuck me whenever I want on demand, but if she enjoys sex she's a slut" camp, which considering he's ALSO now talking about 16-year-olds and not adults, shows a further slide down the insanity ramp. Then again, we're talking about someone who keeps suggesting, "Who let you out of the kitchen?" as a pickup line. Someone could probably pull that off, but they'd need charisma and to have bathed in the past month.

 

[aerostar88]

he's ALSO now talking about 16-year-olds and not adults

The only reason he has been so cautious of the age of the women in his videos is because of his fear of serious legal trouble, IMHO. In his ideal world, the moment you are fertile, you are sex slave material in Dan's eyes.

Okay, so I watched more of his "Ideal Woman" manifesto. About an hour and a half in he demonstrates some of his sexual knowledge and bad women's anatomy. First of all, when you get a boner, no woman is allowed to resist you facefucking her. When you put your dick in her mouth, the other girl(s) you're fucking might get jealous, so you have to teach them that's bad.

Also, be careful not to have sex with a woman with a short vagina, if you hit her cervix it might hurt your dick. I'm sure she will love it though. All women are flirty and love to cook. But stay away from any feeeeemale with a sense of humor, because she's probably cheating on you while you are(n't) at work.

 

[strandedcastaway]

The only reason he has been so cautious of the age of the women in his videos is because of his fear of serious legal trouble, IMHO. In his ideal world, the moment you are fertile, you are sex slave material in Dan's eyes.

Okay, so I watched more of his "Ideal Woman" manifesto. About an hour and a half in he demonstrates some of his sexual knowledge and bad women's anatomy. First of all, when you get a boner, no woman is allowed to resist you facefucking her. When you put your dick in her mouth, the other girl(s) you're fucking might get jealous, so you have to teach them that's bad.

Also, be careful not to have sex with a woman with a short vagina, if you hit her cervix it might hurt your dick. I'm sure she will love it though. All women are flirty and love to cook. But stay away from any feeeeemale with a sense of humor, because she's probably cheating on you while you are(n't) at work.

It's like he was raised in some porn fantasy alternate universe. The exact quote for Dan's threesome rules: "If your dick is hard and you want to put it in her mouth, one of the girl's mouths, you get to do it. The girl can never resist [rapey much? yes always], and the other girl shouldn't get jealous at all. If she does, she has to leave. You have to really, severely tell her that she is being bad and that she has to leave for being bad, for creating negative emotion [Dan's code for "you disagreed with me"]. You have to immediately zap her with that. If your dick is hard and you put it in the girl's mouth and the other girl, making a serious face, says, 'You put your dick into her mouth first last time" you have to tell her to leave instantly and that you've been a bad girl."

So even in a fantasyland where a woman is so desperate for your manmeat that she's jealous she didn't get it first, this is a NEGATIVE because she's not submissive enough. Funny fucker.

The only reason he has been so cautious of the age of the women in his videos is because of his fear of serious legal trouble, IMHO. In his ideal world, the moment you are fertile, you are sex slave material in Dan's eyes.

Okay, so I watched more of his "Ideal Woman" manifesto. About an hour and a half in he demonstrates some of his sexual knowledge and bad women's anatomy. First of all, when you get a boner, no woman is allowed to resist you facefucking her. When you put your dick in her mouth, the other girl(s) you're fucking might get jealous, so you have to teach them that's bad.

Also, be careful not to have sex with a woman with a short vagina, if you hit her cervix it might hurt your dick. I'm sure she will love it though. All women are flirty and love to cook. But stay away from any feeeeemale with a sense of humor, because she's probably cheating on you while you are(n't) at work.

Yeah, around 2:20 in that video when he gets giddy about the possibility of "making out with" a 16-year-old, we see where this is all heading. The only question is whether Dan is crazy enough to actually grab some girl off the street or he continues to talk about it in his room to his little camera like he does with his diet, working out, and virtually everything else he doesn't follow through on.

 

[GilaMonster]

If you go back through his old videos on his primary account, he has several videos both with his father and his sister. They're from early last year.

Here's one with his father. This was all part of a last-ditch effort to get Dan to clean up and get a job. Didn't work out but they did try. Dan was still blaming his issues on his diet back then but he's way toned down from his later rants.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SiPOu8stnWk

I had never seen this video before and it's creepy to watch his eyes absorb and misinterpret everything his father says. If things do end up going sour for him (which, without hyperbole, is looking more and more likely), this watches like a supervillian origin story/flashback. You can tell how much his father's opinions have been misprocessed to justify his misogony and entitlement.

I also think it was around December of last year, soon after the flyers started going up, that he mentioned that his sister and mother came to check up on him at the behest of law enforcement. He laughed it off in annoyance.

 

[aerostar88]

Oh god how did I not notice this video from 3 days ago. Women of DTLA, be very afraid.

It's going to take me forever to watch any portion of this. How's this for a video description, though?

Spoiler: Ramblings of a sex offender

I am going to grab women. Don't you want to grab them? Squeeze them? I am going to grab them, but only if they want me to. It will be annoying asking so many times, but they could get me arrested if they happen to not want me to grab them, and I do. I am very happy right now. I have energy. I feel dominant. I want to own women. I want to impregnate them. I want to claim the women I want who I happen to see when I am going about my day. I have energy to work out. My muscles will get huge and I will be able to squeeze the women harder and harder. Don't you want to squeeze women hard? Don't you want to have women cook and clean for you? Are you as excited as me? I am on my way to becoming a happy man. A truly happy man. You can't be happy if you have a girlfriend who doesn't like cooking and doesn't like sex. The best life is when you get to have sex whenever you want, the woman is happy to please you, the woman wants to cook you food and clean the house, and is happy all the time because she is healthy and is not a food-drug addict. She cannot drink caffeine, eat dairy, wheat, refined sugar, MSG, etc. It won't work. She also should not be on social media. She should be devoted to you and desire for you to impregnate her. Women who say they don't desire to have kids, I think, are just constantly placated by all those food-drug substances, so their body is never really in need of sex or reproduction. Also, the birth control pill probably turns off the natural feelings of desire. I will have live footage shortly of me causing women to feel very high amounts of pleasure. I will show you exactly what you have to do in order to achieve similar results as mine. I am showing you how to go from sleeping on the streets to sleeping with multiple women and being in love with all of them. Here we go.

Seriously, this video is 3 and a half hours of presumably him walking around, delivering another verbal manifesto. I'll edit this post if I get bored enough at work to watch any portion of this.

EDIT: Ahh yes, 50 minutes in he said he "tried" to get a shower. Sure you did, Dan.