It's a manic day on the Cilley train as he's talking at top speed. His new song analysis idea is a twist:
Just watching the beginning, his stone-faced analysis of the lyrics of a classic song, is kind of funny. By the time he says that a girl being so poor she doesn't even have furniture turns him on, it's a laugh riot. It would actually be funny if Dan wasn't totally serious about everything he says and thinks these 50-year-old pop songs are sending him a deep message about life in 2016. But then it's back to his same lecture about how all women are fat. As always, his obsession with how society has wronged him because he can't attract a woman (even though he's afraid to leave the house, is too lazy to work, doesn't shower, never works, lives on welfare, etc.) is disconnected from reality. And for a guy begging for donations here, his fake crying about how his router wires are tangled is pretty shitty since we're paying for all this stuff for "poor Dan".
For anyone who doesn't want to watch two hours of Dan saying words in strange voices and pronunciations, and who can blame you, here's Dan's essay on YT. With his desire for 16-year-olds, he's becoming the Republican Lucas Werner.
This is a song which puts healthy images into your mind, and healthy feelings into your soul. You are placed into a different reality, a world where a healthy heterosexual man’s views and desires were heard by the majority, and people had strong desires to connect romantically. In this song, the protagonist (the lead singer) is expressing a strong desire for a girl. The girl is poor because she doesn’t have money, but the girl has “such a pretty face” and so is probably not overweight at all. This song was from 1964 when fat people were rare. People ate much healthier. There was probably no welfare also, and so people couldn’t get food and other free resources and be lazy. Because there were few overweight people, there were many attractive girls. When girls become overweight, they become unattractive. When this happens, the fit girls get more attention, and become jaded, spoiled, unappreciative, etc. This is the world we live in now. Girls do not appreciate men. Also, in this song, I believe these men are not that young; they seem older, maybe in their 30’s. In America, men nowadays are expected to settle for older women, or, at least it is somewhat taboo for a man in his thirties to desire a girl, such as a 16-year old. This song makes me feel it is completely expected, and even respected, to desire very much younger women. Doesn’t it make you feel that way? It makes me feel that society assumes that men should pursue such aged girls. But now, you’re a pedophile or a pervert or there’s something wrong with you if you desire young girls. The reality is that men are naturally attracted to those ages. Society should be in harmony with this fact. Why is there discord at all? Our country needs to be on the same page. There is so much disagreement. Why can’t people accept and embrace nature? Why can’t they be in harmony with nature? Why can’t they celebrate life like other cultures do? I seriously think that masculinity, traditional romance, love, etc.—are missing from our society solely due to the consumer-targeted content we are exposed to. Who is the consumer? Who spends money on stuff the most? I believe it is an overweight woman who doesn’t enjoy sex, who thinks sex is disgusting, who would much rather buy stuff and expensive food and sit and watch TV and hate men because she is too fat to attract a good one, and thinks the world is dangerous and doesn’t socialize, etc. Due to watching programming that is constantly reinforcing the beliefs of these women, we (everyone) are programmed to see life how they do: have you noticed how the women act in commercials? They act as though they are in charge and not their husband or boyfriend. Men are portrayed as unimportant and childlike. Kids are smarter than Dads. Women are in charge. This just boosts the viewers’ confidence; it makes them feel good about the life they are living. People like hearing good news about their bad habits; the TV channel does not want to offend the viewer/consumer ever. This causes viewers to never feel they need to change. They just get fatter and fatter, more masculine and disrespectful of men, etc. In general, they are getting more out of touch with reality. The reality is that men naturally desire to dominate, and women desire to be submissive. Being submissive does not mean being a slave or unhappy carrying out the orders of a superior, but rather, it means doing what you want and happily doing it, but what you are doing is being done for the purpose of pleasing someone else. Women naturally want to please a man; they desire to make food for their man, if the man is a good man. They desire to do his laundry. (To read the rest of this description, go to dancilley.com)
