😵‍💫 Skitzocow Dan Cilley - autistic self-help guru/diet expert

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Shaye Saint John said:
Dan's trying a more pumped-up pep talk format I haven't seen from him in a long while, but can't keep it up. Kim's still completely insane. God I love this guy. :story: https://youtube.com/watch?v=jiwKU5dfVFc
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HOLY CRAP. I love how at 2:49, that woman leaves and says, "Yeah, I'm scared of you yelling like that." I can't stop laughing. I can't fathom how this guy isn't eyeballs deep in vagina right now. Clueless, I tell ya!
 
Here's a good one. I'm not sure when this clip was recorded, but it's pretty unusual in that the woman isn't particularly phased by Dan's particular brand of creepazoid autism. He's pretty good at talking at women but when they engage him he shorts out.

Also, not sure WTF is up with that title, trolling for views Dan?
 
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It's been an interesting few days on Dan's channel. Binge uploads, lot of changes to titles of previous videos, and increased paranoia. He's been saying that maybe he shouldn't accost women with the camera anymore (why this is kicking in now and now when he saw the predator poster is beyond understanding) and has likes and comments disabled now. I think he also realized that he doxxed himself in the predator poster video and edited some personal information out, although he left the corner he lives on for some reason. Also, the clickbait titles have stepped it up a few notches.

I'm pretty sure a lot of what he is uploading at the moment was recorded in December, so who knows what he's doing right now. Well, we all know what he's doing. He's begging Kim to start having sex with him again. I feel so bad for that woman.

 
You're right about most of this content being from last year or earlier this year. Before he turned off the comments again, he mentioned that he went to the emergency room because he thought he had gout, and he's been laid up at home unable to walk since then.

I think he's just sitting at home and editing these videos. I'm not clear if he has internet at home - I think he doesn't since he's mentioned going to the library to upload, so not sure if that means he can walk again?

I prefer the older style where he just uploaded the footage straight out of the camera, personally.
 
He said in "THIS New Thing Smells Like Rat Pee" that he had ordered a laptop. So soon he will have a laptop at home and I'm sure we can expect more content. I too kinda miss the older videos. I feel like there will be a lot coming in the next few months though. I guess he will stick to the shitty edits he's incorporated a few of his recent videos, eg "I Ask to Do THIS to Her". Maybe deep down Dan just wants to made documentaries about being a fertile, fit man with a diet sensitivity and gut rot.

Update: He has now disabled the discussion tab of his YouTube page as well.

I was greeted to a lovely sight on my recommended on youtube this morning. He's posted 6 parts of a video called "My First-World Problems". His camera broke, and he's now begging for donations. He hasn't seemed to turn off comments yet. He clearly expresses intent on making more "Accosting Women" videos. He is still determined to make a living on YouTube from terrifying women. He discusses his most "popular" videos and the contents of those videos. He can't understand the dislikes.


He seems to think what makes people like him is his vulgar admissions to the women he accosts. He thinks telling a girl his dick was hard is what made the video popular, and he's not entirely wrong.
 
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My belief is that Dan finally had the camera punched out of his hands and it smashed onto the ground and broke.
 

This video isn't particularly funny but it is informative. Dan's losing his food stamps because he missed his renewal appointment, Kim didn't give him as much of her SSI as she usually does, men are happiest when they support women, etc etc

I hope his gout clears up and he can get back to being DTLA's worst pickup artist, because he's becoming (almost) too much of a sadcow for me to enjoy.
 
Shaye Saint John said:
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This video isn't particularly funny but it is informative. Dan's losing his food stamps because he missed his renewal appointment, Kim didn't give him as much of her SSI as she usually does, men are happiest when they support women, etc etc

I hope his gout clears up and he can get back to being DTLA's worst pickup artist, because he's becoming (almost) too much of a sadcow for me to enjoy.
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True. RIP camera :(

I loved the part about how a good woman spreads her legs and doesn't argue. That part got me laughing again.


Saw this right before bed and it honestly startled me. Is Dan on the verge of doing something (even more) crazy or will he dig himself out of this and move on?
 
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In the background of his most recent videos, Kim is off camera but in the same room as Dan, you can hear her in the background repeatedly telling him to shut up, "you're stupid," and to stop with the bullshit (him acting crazy on camera). She eventually screams at him in one of the videos.

The funny thing is that food is actually readily accessible to Dan, but he doesn't want to eat it as "it probably has corn or gluten in it". So his situation is actually a lot better than it could be, he's just being a picky eater bratboi.
 
Dan's true obsession is diet. He had his 15 seconds of fame through accosting women, but he has hundreds and hundreds of videos about how eating white rice made him sick, or how he can only eat white rice, or how avocados poisoned him, or how avocados gave him energy. He thinks he's a diet guru despite giving himself gout (if you believe his videos) with this diet.

As awful as he treats Kim, I don't think he's going to do anything crazy to her or anyone else. Right now he claims to be bedridden, so he can't even prowl the streets like he did in 2015. He tried to edit his old accosting vids to make money but that didn't work, so now he's going to straight up beg for it while telling us we're lazy.
 
I believe he has no income so he has to eat whatever slice of pizza, leftover KFC, etc. Kim brings to him. He knows what's in it, but without foodstamps has no choice. Then he'll whine about it later, essentially blaming her for not abiding by his constantly shifting rigid diet. Same hypocrisy where he lectures women about depending on men for stability/income and then complains that Kim didn't give him enough of her social security check.

The screaming stuff is just him being petulant antagonizing Kim by being attention-starved and bashing Bernie Sanders with the vid title to elicit views. The bigger issue (At least in my opinion) with this guy is that the whole narrative of "control" is becoming more frequent in his videos.

"I want to control women"
"I want a job where I can be in charge and control people"

Not saying he's a serial killer, but discussion like that is veering towards a Jeffery Dammer-esque end. I don't recomend watching it, but his uploads are starting to feel like the Björk stalker's video diaries.
 
Yeah, @GilaMonster, you're right, Dan has no income. His apartment is almost entirely covered by Section 8 (housing vouchers to pay your rent with for non-Muricans) and SNAP (food stamps) feeds him. Everything else is covered by Kim's SSI.

Dan's always talked about his belief that being in a position of power over others is the key to happiness, and my armchair psychoanalysis is that not being able to do anything but lay around his apartment the past few weeks is making him feel even more powerless.
 
GilaMonster said:
I believe he has no income so he has to eat whatever slice of pizza, leftover KFC, etc. Kim brings to him. He knows what's in it, but without foodstamps has no choice. Then he'll whine about it later, essentially blaming her for not abiding by his constantly shifting rigid diet. Same hypocrisy where he lectures women about depending on men for stability/income and then complains that Kim didn't give him enough of her social security check.

The screaming stuff is just him being petulant antagonizing Kim by being attention-starved and bashing Bernie Sanders with the vid title to elicit views. The bigger issue (At least in my opinion) with this guy is that the whole narrative of "control" is becoming more frequent in his videos.

"I want to control women"
"I want a job where I can be in charge and control people"

Not saying he's a serial killer, but discussion like that is veering towards a Jeffery Dammer-esque end. I don't recomend watching it, but his uploads are starting to feel like the Björk stalker's video diaries.
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He has hundreds of videos where he talks about never eating anything like pizza or fast food. Literally hundreds. Of course that "healthy" food makes him sick too, but anything with gluten (or as Dan says, "gloot-en" is strictly forbidden in his world.

One reason it's hard to ever feel any sympathy for his mental, um, issues is the way he treats Kim. The old videos where he starts doing the echo sound while talking about he knows it freaks her out, or when he says how horrible she is while she's supporting him---hell, the whole "accosting" deal while she's otherwise his girlfriend---it's not how you treat someone unless you're an asshole. Toss her schizophrenia into it and it's just cruel.

This video is from a year ago. While Dan looks a hell of a lot better, this is typical of how he treats his "girlfriend" and it hasn't gotten better. The fake voices to freak her out, the lecturing about how she should be fucking him, yelling "hello" and "agree" over and over...classic Cilley.
 
strandedcastaway said:
One reason it's hard to ever feel any sympathy for his mental, um, issues is the way he treats Kim
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Not to get too off topic, but damn does Kim give me some feels. I think Dan is one of the only people in her life and at least in the videos he makes, he's not a great person to be around. From what I can tell, Kim isn't always fully "present", but when she is, she often seems a bit freaked out by his behavior. He literally triggers her sometimes.
 
Shaye Saint John said:
Not to get too off topic, but damn does Kim give me some feels. I think Dan is one of the only people in her life and at least in the videos he makes, he's not a great person to be around. From what I can tell, Kim isn't always fully "present", but when she is, she often seems a bit freaked out by his behavior. He literally triggers her sometimes.
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He seems to enjoy triggering her, and it's easy to do it because of her schizophrenia. When he starts ranting about what he'd like to do to her sexually, she literally freaks out and often leaves. It's sad that she sometimes outdebates Dan during his rants, but then he resorts to those tricks he knows make her lose it, like echoing words, mocking her accent or talking about anything sexual. The sad thing is, they could be two mentally unstable people supporting each other, but the times he's kind to her are very rare.
 
strandedcastaway said:
He has hundreds of videos where he talks about never eating anything like pizza or fast food. Literally hundreds. Of course that "healthy" food makes him sick too, but anything with gluten (or as Dan says, "gloot-en" is strictly forbidden in his world.
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Dan does, but he frequently breaks the rule, mostly out of desperation, then blames Kim or anything else but himself for the supposed sickness afterwards. He's eating lasagna in something he just uploaded.

Alcohol is an even bigger trigger for him, he claims the only time he ever tasted alcohol was on the lips of the first girl he ever kissed (No surprise there).
 
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