🦊 Furry Dakari-King Mykan

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if anyone is curious to talk to Mykan, he made up this chat to meet him

http://us19.chatzy.com/81136363955563

enjoy.

EDIT: Some of his latest meltdowns over that chat thing.

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How old is this guy again? 27?
 

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so 2017..... anything new on him? There was this fanfiction on fimfiction by the user SenorCornholio, who decided to rewrite the rewrite of my little unicorn. Mykans response to this is priceless: "People like you (Low-lives/mockers of the net) seem to attract me like metal to a magnet. I give you this one warning: don't push your luck." Something similar happened when someone else tried it.
 
Meowthkip said:
What am I looking for, here?
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Some autist has made a tvtropes webpage about another autist and has autistically collected all sort of autistic quotes by the other autist, to show the world how insane/autistic the autist is.

Autist.

More seriously: this Mykan guy, who is like a canadian Nega-Chris Chan, spends his time writing hatefics about shows he doesn't like and whines how his hatred is justified, because the world is such a bad place and the shows he hates remind him of the fact he is never going to become more than a basement dweller who jerks it to harem anime. This includes shows like "My little Pony", which dares to teach children that if they behave halfway decent, they can have friends.

And if you criticize him for it, he will just pull out the autism card to justify his behavior or tell the other person to get raped/die in an accident/some other creepy and rather infantile threat.

Subsequently, some people decided to fuck with this guy over the years by making fun of his stories or just putting his quotes from stories and retarted blogs together for everyone to see. Unfortunately, the people who tend to make fun of him are not really as clever and witty as they think. It is still enough to make him blow a fuss, but these people work with the sledge hammer method.
 
UglyOldJafar said:
Some autist has made a tvtropes webpage about another autist and has autistically collected all sort of autistic quotes by the other autist, to show the world how insane/autistic the autist is.

Autist.

More seriously: this Mykan guy, who is like a canadian Nega-Chris Chan, spends his time writing hatefics about shows he doesn't like and whines how his hatred is justified, because the world is such a bad place and the shows he hates remind him of the fact he is never going to become more than a basement dweller who jerks it to harem anime. This includes shows like "My little Pony", which dares to teach children that if they behave halfway decent, they can have friends.

And if you criticize him for it, he will just pull out the autism card to justify his behavior or tell the other person to get raped/die in an accident/some other creepy and rather infantile threat.

Subsequently, some people decided to fuck with this guy over the years by making fun of his stories or just putting his quotes from stories and retarted blogs together for everyone to see. Unfortunately, the people who tend to make fun of him are not really as clever and witty as they think. It is still enough to make him blow a fuss, but these people work with the sledge hammer method.
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Where's the part about killing a baby?
 
Hmmpf! said:
Most quotes are from late December 2017 onwards.
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Where's the baby killing part, though?

Take screenshots, you dip, I can't be fucked to wade through this garbage looking for the interesting bits. I've got other threads to read.
 
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Considering how much of a traumatic effect Teen Titans's cancellation had on this sperg, I'm suprised he hasn't written like 50+ TTG hatefics by now.
 
howyadoin said:
Gonna necro this thread to give a few updates after almost a year of silence. He's been on twitter with little to no attention to his tweets. Here are his recent twitter threads:

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I like how he hates MLP so much yet wrote so many fanfiction about it that had problems solved with friendship and said that it was bad because one of his stories involved a heroic sacrifice which shows how terrible friendship is
 
Yaoi Huntress Earth said:
What part of MLP:FIM is for little girls does Mykan not get?
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He hates the show because it teaches kids about love and friendship which Mykan hate. Ironically he uses those tropes to solve problems in his stories and he thinks that realistic relationships are formed based on endless love, but then one teen titans episode ruined his perception of love forever which made him hate it.

Mykan has the emotional maturity of a 13 year old boy who got friendzoned
 
Truthboi said:
He hates the show because it teaches kids about love and friendship which Mykan hate. Ironically he uses those tropes to solve problems in his stories and he thinks that realistic relationships are formed based on endless love, but then one teen titans episode ruined his perception of love forever which made him hate it.

Mykan has the emotional maturity of a 13 year old boy who got friendzoned
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Peter Pan is just too stubborn to grow-up and I have to admit, Mykan did succeed in making me like the original TT show less.
 
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