Dagoth Ur vs. Voldemart, who would win?

[GratsTheat783]

VS

 

[Green Kitbash]

Dagoth Ur, because he is cool

 

[Laburnum]

Dagoth Ur welcomes you Tom Riddle, my old friend, but to this place where destiny is made, why have you come unprepared?

Tommy boy is going to get gunted here.

 

[crushedrocks]

Is this really a question? What an intoxicating innocence!

 

[Le b0wski]

One of them can win and blow his nose.

 

[We Are The Witches]

When you think about it, Voldemort is such a lame villain.

Specially in the last movie, when he starts talking to the students, and that dude with the comical name starts doing his speech, making Voldie mald.

I'd think he would start killing everyone in grotesque ways and brutally fast, but no, he tried to be like a politician.

 

[not william stenchever]

Voldy boy doesn't speak for the law and the land and would get bodied by the mongrel dogs of the empire.

 

[Shamefuru Disprayu]

Dagoth Ur is well spoken, threatening, powerful and has a plan that makes sense.

Voldemort wants to take control of a really gay Wizarding world and then attempt to rule over regular humans despite regular humans having modern weaponry.

Dagoth Ur wins and it's not even close.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

He's a god, how can you kill a god? what a grand and intoxicating innocence.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Dagoth Ur has more yaoi. He wins by default.

 

[souschef]

and has a plan that makes sense

Spreading cancer all over Morrowind is not a good plan really

But yeah, he's basically a god that could unmake Voldemort in an instant. Voldermort has no chance of winning against Dagoth Ur, because he can't touch the tools of Kagrenac, therefore can't even scratch the Heart with his faggy wand magic and would be BTFO by daddy Dagoth Ur

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Can’t we just hope they both have a good time?

 

[not william stenchever]

Can’t we just hope they both have a good time?

Dagoth Ur is always having a good time, it's why his body is constantly grooving.

 

[User names must be unique]

Voldemort is basically a Breton larping as an Argonian, he stands no chance.