FIGGIN Daddy Rape day 2.0

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If I ever have so much money as to not have a better use for it, I would fly the mods here to wherever Phil is at and throw Kiwi-Kon, with camera's surrounding the whole damn place to watch Phil's REEEEEE-flex
 
Graffiti canvas said:
And this is like appropriation inception. A white, male Italian appropriating the Latino culture, and then, through that, appropriating the Jewish culture by reading the text in Spanish.
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Don't forget that the person supposedly doing the reading is a symptom of a mental illness he doesn't have, so I guess that's more appropriation?
 
auroraboreanaz said:
Don't worry, the trauma didn't keep him from vastly fucking up his ideas of Judaism.

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Wow. So Phil's going to pretend he read the Haggadah in Spanish for... reasons? Who does he think he's fooling, we all know he can barely read in English, let alone a language he doesn't speak, understand or even bother studying. And why Spanish? It seems to me rather pointless since if you were going to do it in another language, presumably Hebrew would be better, being the sacred language of Judaism. Or even Ladino, but that would require him to know about the existence of Sephardic Jews. Jews from Spain? Phil would probably shit himself over that. He could feed his oppression points, his Hispanic obsession and his fascination with Judaism.

I can't help but wonder what brought about his renewed Hebrew-fetish. I mean, he was decidedly anti-Semitic fairly recently. I know his interests are cyclical, but still... He seems to have found the perfect iteration too. Now his "headmate" is Jewish, but he isn't. Why an Aztec deity would randomly convert to Judaism who knows, but Phil's never been consistent. Now he can be Jewish when it's convenient, and munch of grocery store bought matzo, and anti-Semitic when its not. It's win-win for Phil.

Maybe we should all do that. Tell the SJW crowd that we have "headmates" or tulpas, and they're all genderfluid PoC minorities. I've got a lesbian Hispanic woman, a genderfluid Polynesian, a Cherokee princess tranny, an African-American leather daddy, and a whole ducking United Nations of made up weirdos living inside my head. Does that mean I can't get flack for being a cisgendered straight male now?
 
Mogambo said:
I can't help but wonder what brought about his renewed Hebrew-fetish. I mean, he was decidedly anti-Semitic fairly recently. I know his interests are cyclical, but still... He seems to have found the perfect iteration too. Now his "headmate" is Jewish, but he isn't. Why an Aztec deity would randomly convert to Judaism who knows, but Phil's never been consistent. Now he can be Jewish when it's convenient, and munch of grocery store bought matzo, and anti-Semitic when its not. It's win-win for Phil.
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I can't figure this out either He has been really quite on the topic until a week or so ago and boom back to mountain of god... something must have pushed him the best I can work out is the pressure he's getting because of the Latino things from all quarters is really getting to him and so He's running back to a more believable lie just to avoid facing up to the reality of his existence.
 
Mogambo said:
Wow. So Phil's going to pretend he read the Haggadah in Spanish for... reasons? Who does he think he's fooling, we all know he can barely read in English, let alone a language he doesn't speak, understand or even bother studying. And why Spanish? It seems to me rather pointless since if you were going to do it in another language, presumably Hebrew would be better, being the sacred language of Judaism. Or even Ladino, but that would require him to know about the existence of Sephardic Jews. Jews from Spain? Phil would probably shit himself over that. He could feed his oppression points, his Hispanic obsession and his fascination with Judaism.

I can't help but wonder what brought about his renewed Hebrew-fetish. I mean, he was decidedly anti-Semitic fairly recently. I know his interests are cyclical, but still... He seems to have found the perfect iteration too. Now his "headmate" is Jewish, but he isn't. Why an Aztec deity would randomly convert to Judaism who knows, but Phil's never been consistent. Now he can be Jewish when it's convenient, and munch of grocery store bought matzo, and anti-Semitic when its not. It's win-win for Phil.

Maybe we should all do that. Tell the SJW crowd that we have "headmates" or tulpas, and they're all genderfluid PoC minorities. I've got a lesbian Hispanic woman, a genderfluid Polynesian, a Cherokee princess tranny, an African-American leather daddy, and a whole ducking United Nations of made up weirdos living inside my head. Does that mean I can't get flack for being a cisgendered straight male now?
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You're Jordankin?
 
S&M references in a Passover seder. S&M references in a Passover seder.

Oy gevalt, how fucking autistic do you have to be to think that's even remotely OK?
 
You know, I don't think I can imagine anything much sadder than a man in his thirties waiting to hear an imaginary service for a religion he doesn't believe in, delivered by his imaginary friend in a language he doesn't speak, and wondering if said imaginary friend will spice it up with references to sex he never had. This he explains to an audience that either doesn't care or thinks it's funny. This is what he's forced to do to make himself feel interesting and important.
 
Does this dumbass potato even THINK before he makes up stupid lies?
 
AnOminous said:
Does this dumbass potato even THINK before he makes up stupid lies?
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No and he doesn't need to when his asspatters generally just listen and believe anything a rat king troon spews from their pie-hole &/or keyboard.
 
I'll take "A Whopping Load of Bullshit That Never Happened" for $1000, Alex.

Also, a religious sermon in Spanish for Phil would basically be "Taco, taco, beef burrito. Chicken chimichanga, Jennifer Lopez nachos grande. Chalupa, gordita, fajitas, amen."
 
This all reminds me of the time Osama Bin Laden attacked my preschool. I was only four, but I managed to knock him out with a bat and then run away. To this day I'm still haunted by wondering how many lives would have been saved if I'd just gone back and finished him off.
 
Here's a thought... What if... all of that never actually happened like he says it did?

I'll present a more likely scenario:
16 year old Phil starts tard raging, becoming uncontrollable like a 2 year old having a tantrum. He's hitting things, breaking things, causing damage to walls and furniture, and his sensitive, caring father tries to restrain his tard-son to keep him from getting injured. Dad is forced to pin his useless spawn to the floor until the tard-rage calms down.

Years later, Phil has joined the SJW club, and is trying to get oppression points. All of his SJW "friends" have good stories about rape that get them all kinds of attention. Phil has never been raped, so he has no choice but to make something up. Being a tard, he can't think of anything original, so Phil thinks back to the times his poor, longsuffering father had to deal with his crap, and decides to alter some crucial details about the experience to craft a lie about being raped for pity points.

What do you think? Does that sound more reasonable?
 
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The Lizard Queen said:
Here's a thought... What if... all of that never actually happened like he says it did?

I'll present a more likely scenario:
16 year old Phil starts tard raging, becoming uncontrollable like a 2 year old having a tantrum. He's hitting things, breaking things, causing damage to walls and furniture, and his sensitive, caring father tries to restrain his tard-son to keep him from getting injured. Dad is forced to pin his useless spawn to the floor until the tard-rage calms down.

Years later, Phil has joined the SJW club, and is trying to get oppression points. All of his SJW "friends" have good stories about rape that get them all kinds of attention. Phil has never been raped, so he has no choice but to make something up. Being a tard, he can't think of anything original, so Phil thinks back to the times his poor, longsuffering father had to deal with his crap, and decides to alter some crucial details about the experience to craft a lie about being raped for pity points.

What do you think? Does that sound more reasonable?
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Here's a thought; what if Phil is a lying asswipe?
 
The Dude said:
Here's a thought; what if Phil is a lying asswipe?
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That would require Phil to be smart enough to make up a lie with nothing but his imagination.
So why would Phil pick his dad? The answer is simple. Phil has no imagination, so he went with what he knew.
 
The Lizard Queen said:
That would require Phil to be smart enough to make up a lie with nothing but his imagination.
So why would Phil pick his dad? The answer is simple. Phil has no imagination, so he went with what he knew.
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Phil uses his dad as the target of his lies because Phil views him as the "evil CIS patriarchy" incarnate. Phil is also still bitter that his daddy spanked him for bullying little kids, so he makes up "DADDY RAPED ME" lies for attention and SJW cred.
 
Lying or not, ADF seems to really have issues with forgiveness. Holding grudges isn't healthy.
 
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