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💼 Careercow "Daddy" Derek Savage - Creator of Cool Cat Saves the Kids
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Yeah, he can't be in this movie now. It's too weird at this point.
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Soon, he will be here...now.
And what a fateful finding that will be.
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Does Derek think Pewdiepie will be in his movie all because of one video Pewdiepie made months ago where he made fun of the movie? Also why would Pewdiepie think being promoted on Alex Jones would translate to wanting to be in a shitty "kids" movie
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I love how the image Derek uses is the retarded close up of cool cat in a cowboy hat. Just further proves his complete lack of awareness
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You know, Cool Cat would be able to stop a school shooting, by confusing the shooter as to why there's a furry on the property so hard that it may distract him long enough for someone competent to take the shooter's gun and fire.
...Nah, he'll just get riddled with bullets.
...Nah, he'll just get riddled with bullets.
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Hey, if the shooter does the right thing and fills that furry with every round he has with him, that’s the perfect solution to an active shooter situation!
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It’s gonna a be Cool Cat chilling the shooter’s hot head with some rad rock and roll played on a guitar signed by the members of Van Halen. That’s all Derek is capable of writing about
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That's all he needs to write about. I'd watch that fucking movie. It's like Strong Bad brought to life.
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I'd guess the logic is something along the lines of "Being promoted by Alex Jones is bad, he needs to wash his name clean - and how better do that than appear in a wholesome, educational kids movie featuring
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Yes, because if there’s one thing child audiences don’t love, it’s watching things their parents don’t approve of.
Seriously, these people have to realize that edgy pewdiepie is even cooler with the kiddies than he was before because adults and the media hate him
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I doubt that considering Derek says some of the same shit Alex Jones believes in, in terms of his political views anyway as Derek complains about the libs on his twitter account.
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He can't, he doesn't know how. Same as he doesn't know his hair (toupee) looks like a rough bird's nest.
The Ultimate Showdown winner - Derek Savage in an orange cat suit.
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The script for Cool Cat Stops a School Shooting has been completed, totaling 110 pages. Looks like he's actually going to make it this time.
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Erik Estrada will probably return as a cop near the end of the film.
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Also, apparently Derek is filming a house flipping show for HGTV called, you guessed it, "Cool Cat Flips a House". Why? According to Derek, it's "to promote kids and parents working together on their house".
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Cool Cat on Twitter
“It’s Derek Savage, and today is a Blessed Day. I just completed “COOL CAT STOPS A SCHOOL SHOOTING” script, and it’s AWESOME! 110-pages of edge-seating drama! Some parts are so entertaining, and some parts are so scary!!! But mainly, this movie will help save kid’s lives.”
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“This tweet just gave me an idea on how to work Erik in the movie with a Cameo. There's a cop scene at the end, so we'll see..... https://t.co/L9LfPny8SH”
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Also, apparently Derek is filming a house flipping show for HGTV called, you guessed it, "Cool Cat Flips a House". Why? According to Derek, it's "to promote kids and parents working together on their house".
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“We started production on "Cool Cat Flips a House" show yesterday. Look at me checking out the house. It was fun!! https://t.co/znggDwoPnY”
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“Here's our cameraman from "Cool Cat Flips a House", and he did a really good job. He pitched Daddy Derek on my Twitter account and now he's working on our show. That's cool!! 👍🥳 https://t.co/7zMSNzgKPD”
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“@CoolCatlovesyou Was a pleasure working with Cool Cat & Derek Savage! Thank you for letting me be apart of the production!”
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“I'm glad you asked this question. My "Cool Cat Flips a House" show is going to promote kids and parents working together on their house. It's a great way for parents and children to bond and have fun together 😍 @hgtv https://t.co/znggDwoPnY https://t.co/yCzEl2tZkX”
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Also, apparently Derek is filming a house flipping show for HGTV called, you guessed it, "Cool Cat Flips a House". Why? According to Derek, it's "to promote kids and parents working together on their house".
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“We started production on "Cool Cat Flips a House" show yesterday. Look at me checking out the house. It was fun!! https://t.co/znggDwoPnY”
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“Here's our cameraman from "Cool Cat Flips a House", and he did a really good job. He pitched Daddy Derek on my Twitter account and now he's working on our show. That's cool!! 👍🥳 https://t.co/7zMSNzgKPD”
ArchiveAy Star on Twitter
“@CoolCatlovesyou Was a pleasure working with Cool Cat & Derek Savage! Thank you for letting me be apart of the production!”
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ArchiveCool Cat on Twitter
“I'm glad you asked this question. My "Cool Cat Flips a House" show is going to promote kids and parents working together on their house. It's a great way for parents and children to bond and have fun together 😍 @hgtv https://t.co/znggDwoPnY https://t.co/yCzEl2tZkX”
I’m sure Daddy Derek is really just very interested in real estate and knowledgeable about the housing market and this isn’t just a weird attempt to cash in on the popularity of personalities like the property brothers and Chip and Joanna.
Who is this supposed to be for? I thought Cool Cat was a kid’s character- he is “cooler than Barney,” right? Unless Derek really think that kids like HGTV, he might be branching out into daytime TV housewife entertainment. I hope he’ll incorporate elements from his male stripper stories for extra sizzle.
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It's what kids need to learn. How to sell the place they know their whole life and uproot themselves from everything they know and move somewhere else where you are a stranger.