💼 Careercow "Daddy" Derek Savage - Creator of Cool Cat Saves the Kids

[RepQuest]

From his website:
PLEASE NOTE-
Must be 18 or older to order Pepper Spray or Stun Guns.
It is 'Your Responsibly' to be honest.
NO International orders on Pepper Spray or Stun Guns.

--- Pepper Spray is Legal in all 50-states ---
Stun Guns are legal in most U.S. states, but are ILLEGAL in the following states:
Hawaii, Illinois, Massachusetts, Michigan, New Jersey, New York, Rhode Island, Wisconsin

Stun Guns are illegal in the following cities/counties: Annapolis, MD; Baltimore, MD; Crawford County, IA; District Of Columbia; Philadelphia, PA

-- No International Orders on Pepper Spray or Stun Guns --

All orders with shipping to areas above will be canceled and refunded.You must be 18 or older to purchase Mace or Stun Guns. No exceptions!

Off-topic, but I'm surprised LA or California in general are not on those lists.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

He is aware that the legality of Stun Guns varies from State to State, right? Which means if some naïve bastard in Michigan or Hawaii buys the "Don't Mess With Me" package, they could get into a lot of trouble with the local authorities. And since Derek didn't leave any form of warning or disclaimer in the video regarding state laws, he can also be held responsible for the crime.

For someone who tries to teach gun safety, he sure sucks at it.

 

[YI 457]

Waiting for the torrent.

 

[Skeletor]

A 53 million volt stun gun...

That's gotta be marketing speak right there because there's no way something like that can generate 53 million volts. Of course none of that matters, it's not the volts that kill you it's the amps.

Actually, stun guns really do have voltages that high. It's really a matter of both voltage and current when it comes to damage

 

[YI 457]

--- DO YOU WANT TO BE IN A HOLLYWOOD FILM? ---If you answer "YES", then Derek Savage wants to Sweeten the Deal for You!

When You refer 4,000 customers who purchase and use Your Promo Code, Derek will
Cast You in a CAMEO ROLE in his new film, "Medical Marijuana" Does it Work?"
-or- a Cameo Role in Derek's upcoming Cool Cat Production, to be announced soon!

You will receive up to a 30-second Cameo Role in either Film where You give your opinion
on the important topic, whether it's Pro or Against.

And when we get 5 people to refer 4,000 customers, then Derek will have the finances to Cast some
BIG Celebrity Names to be in this Film. Two EMMY Award Winners are already attached!

>>>Here's your chance to be in a real Hollywood Production!<<<
With Real Movie Stars!

"The Coolest Documentary I've ever seen!" Ben Daka, Music Producer

OH GOD YES.

 

[Observatory]

"The Coolest Documentary I've ever seen!" Ben Daka, Music Producer

OH GOD YES.

I feel so lost. Is this real or not? I can't tell anymore.

 

[YI 457]

I feel so lost. Is this real or not? I can't tell anymore.

YES. Just like this poster.

Spoiler: BIG MONEY, BIG MONEY, BIG MONEY!!! It's the "COOL CAT BIG MONEY" Program, where YOU can make Big Money!

Source.

Spoiler: Books & eBooks Are Coming Soon!! All Cool Cat Books are Bilingual

Dear God, what the fuck is happening.

 

[Observatory]

YES. Just like this poster.

Spoiler: BIG MONEY, BIG MONEY, BIG MONEY!!! It's the "COOL CAT BIG MONEY" Program, where YOU can make Big Money!

Source.

Spoiler: Books & eBooks Are Coming Soon!! All Cool Cat Books are Bilingual

Dear God, what the fuck is happening.

He went full Savage.
Never go full Savage.

 

[YI 457]

--- The First Serious Themed ‘Medical Marijuana’ Story ---



“I Have Cancer: a Medical Marijuana Story”is about a lady who gets Breast Cancer and as the chemo medicine destroys her stomach and appetite, her best friend convinces her to try marijuana to help combat her pain.

As reality sets in and the cancer deathbed looms in her future, Lisa meets a nice man and finds happiness, and the marijuana is helping her illness, but is it enough to keep her alive?

This heart-pulling project is very inspiring, yet there’s also a lot of humor in the story.

This Movie is extremely positive for the 'Medical Marijuana' and 'Cancer Awareness Movement.'

Source.

EDIT: Free posters here.

We Own the Full Package of Entertainment related
Medical Marijuana Domain Names!
www.MedicalMarijuanaMovie.com
www.MedicalMarijuanaFilm.com
www.MedicalMarijuanaDocumentary.com
www.MedicalMarijuanaStory.com

 

[VLAD]

"The Coolest Documentary I've ever seen!" Ben Daka, Music Producer

OH GOD YES.

Ok dude thats realistic.

ahahahaha Cast Member: HARRIER JET

 

[Observatory]

Ok dude thats realistic.

ahahahaha Cast Member: HARRIER JET

He just wants to see its mighty Thrusters.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Source.

EDIT: Free posters here.

I guess he didn't have enough vodka to get Estrada back.. very disappointing

 

[Bluey]

He just wants to see its mighty Thrusters.

The Jet is the best character, y'know.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

He just wants to see its mighty Thrusters.

Well of course, the Jet's the best actor. Second only to "Guy who walks backwards in Cool Cat Saves the Kids".

 

[Super Collie]

Are we just going to ignore the fact that Derek expects someone to hock four thousand copies of his pot documentary in exchange for a cameo? Also, how the fuck does that work? Are you selling preorders? How can you appear in a movie if it's already been taped? What the fuck is wrong with you, Derek??

 

[DykesDykesChina]

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Well, at least now we know how he came up with Cool Cat and Mama Cat.
On a side note, I really want a Cool Cat shirt.

 

[YI 457]

Are we just going to ignore the fact that Derek expects someone to hock four thousand copies of his pot documentary in exchange for a cameo? Also, how the fuck does that work? Are you selling preorders? How can you appear in a movie if it's already been taped? What the fuck is wrong with you, Derek??

Yes. Basically movie reviewers. Buuuuut not anymore!

 

[DavidFerrie]

"Cool Cat Smokes Out the Kids!"

 

[Zeorus]

Are we just going to ignore the fact that Derek expects someone to hock four thousand copies of his pot documentary in exchange for a cameo? Also, how the fuck does that work? Are you selling preorders? How can you appear in a movie if it's already been taped? What the fuck is wrong with you, Derek??

lol calm down