💼 Careercow "Daddy" Derek Savage - Creator of Cool Cat Saves the Kids

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DykesDykesChina said:
Some I-have-Autisms started a Derek Savage Wiki, a rather lame ripoff of the CWCki.
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This wiki hasn't had any real activity since the beginning of February. That said, I did notice one little thing.
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@Betachu! I missed you.
 
Adamska said:
I can see using Cool Cat in like a horror movie. The idea would be he's a mascot for antibullying that is in fact mocked by older kids. The guy in the suit snaps and begins killing them
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Sounds like a 1970s slasher ("Silent Night, Deadly Night" or "Sleepaway Camp"), the sort of production within Derek's reach.
 
Bobsheaux made a video on the comic book itself. It's basically the movies script, just that Vivica and Erik are actually Cool Cats parents.
This book also tells some wierd and creepy things about Derek and his relationship to Momma Cat.
 
Gotta love how Maria's hair ribbons in the book are colored like the Mexican flag, as if to say "No, she's not obviously Mexican enough."
 
glutenfreebooty said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cFprWsvKY9cBuy this merch, or Daddy Derek will shoot you.
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You can really tell he used to do things in the porn industry.
"I brought you the big boy."
"I watched several online videos, and like, on the little skinny ones a lot of them, where you had to squirt it. Squirt! Squirt! And the spray only went a few feet. I don't think that's good for ya, and I don't like that for ya."
"Now this bad boy here, shoots up to twelve foot and it's just uh, you know, a good stream right there!"
Grinning the entire time.
I kind of waited for him to tase himself, the way he handeld the thing.

This video does remind me a lot ot Chris-chans "message to the future" video though. Just the way it's presented as if they are doing the world a good deed with their "incredible" knowledge.
 
glutenfreebooty said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cFprWsvKY9cBuy this merch, or Daddy Derek will shoot you.
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He is aware that the legality of Stun Guns varies from State to State, right? Which means if some naïve bastard in Michigan or Hawaii buys the "Don't Mess With Me" package, they could get into a lot of trouble with the local authorities. And since Derek didn't leave any form of warning or disclaimer in the video regarding state laws, he can also be held responsible for the crime.
 
MrJakeTerror said:
He is aware that the legality of Stun Guns varies from State to State, right? Which means if some naïve bastard in Michigan or Hawaii buys the "Don't Mess With Me" package, they could get into a lot of trouble with the local authorities. And since Derek didn't leave any form of warning or disclaimer in the video regarding state laws, he can also be held responsible for the crime.
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From his website:
PLEASE NOTE-
Must be 18 or older to order Pepper Spray or Stun Guns.
It is 'Your Responsibly' to be honest.
NO International orders on Pepper Spray or Stun Guns.

--- Pepper Spray is Legal in all 50-states ---
Stun Guns are legal in most U.S. states, but are ILLEGAL in the following states:
Hawaii, Illinois, Massachusetts, Michigan, New Jersey, New York, Rhode Island, Wisconsin

Stun Guns are illegal in the following cities/counties: Annapolis, MD; Baltimore, MD; Crawford County, IA; District Of Columbia; Philadelphia, PA

-- No International Orders on Pepper Spray or Stun Guns --

All orders with shipping to areas above will be canceled and refunded.You must be 18 or older to purchase Mace or Stun Guns. No exceptions!
 
Chan the Wizard said:
From his website:
PLEASE NOTE-
Must be 18 or older to order Pepper Spray or Stun Guns.
It is 'Your Responsibly' to be honest.
NO International orders on Pepper Spray or Stun Guns.

--- Pepper Spray is Legal in all 50-states ---
Stun Guns are legal in most U.S. states, but are ILLEGAL in the following states:
Hawaii, Illinois, Massachusetts, Michigan, New Jersey, New York, Rhode Island, Wisconsin

Stun Guns are illegal in the following cities/counties: Annapolis, MD; Baltimore, MD; Crawford County, IA; District Of Columbia; Philadelphia, PA

-- No International Orders on Pepper Spray or Stun Guns --

All orders with shipping to areas above will be canceled and refunded.You must be 18 or older to purchase Mace or Stun Guns. No exceptions!
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Good, at least we know he's not a complete idiot about how laws work.
 
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