💼 Careercow "Daddy" Derek Savage - Creator of Cool Cat Saves the Kids

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Man, I thought Derek had faded into obscurity again after the I Hate Everything stuff but apparently he went nuclear.

I really want to know just what broke this guy. Most shitty movie directors like Tommy Wiseau or James Nguyen kinda take it on the chin and roll with it, but Derek is something special.
 
Keine said:
Man, I thought Derek had faded into obscurity again after the I Hate Everything stuff but apparently he went nuclear.

I really want to know just what broke this guy. Most shitty movie directors like Tommy Wiseau or James Nguyen kinda take it on the chin and roll with it, but Derek is something special.
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Well, I'd say it's a lot of factors:
- The constant attempts to take down his haters.
- The realization that people don't like him unironically.
- Possible mental problems that may have lingered all his life.
- Thinks that everyone's a bully. Not realizing he's not looking any better in their eyes.

Honestly, I really want to see where this goes. If Derek's snapping now, I want to know just how much farther his sanity can go down the toilet.
 
Daily reminder that Cool Cat loves kids

and he wants to stop Bullying

But putting a hit on someone from a terrorist group is A-OK because being a big mean bully is way worse than being a terrorist. Literally worse than ISIS

(I am still shocked that Daddy Derick actually crossed that line, looking at that tweet for myself. Oh good lord)
 
Instead of threatening his critics with ISIS, Derek should work on bringing Cool Cat's love to ISIS instead. I bet all of those rapists, terrorists, and murderers just need a furry to tell them that he loves them to become upstanding citizens.

ISIS-connected account: Death to the unbelievers! Islam will rule the world!
Cool Cat: You're threatening people, and that's not cool! So why do you do it?
ISIS-connected account: You represent all that is evil with the West, you animal suit-wearing infidel! Soon the black flag of the Caliphate will fly in Rome, and the decadent West will fall!
Cool Cat: Bullying is wrong! Butch the Bully is always picking on people, and he has no friends! If you were nicer, you would have more friends, and having friends is cool!
ISIS-connected account: Silence, Crusader! The blood of you and ilk will paint the streets red and open the path to Paradise for those who die in the service of Allah!
Cool Cat: Cool Cat loves you! And I love all kids!
 
The time is now...

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