💼 Careercow "Daddy" Derek Savage - Creator of Cool Cat Saves the Kids

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Daddy Derek and Cool Cat are not here to make friends. They are here to put a stop to CYBERBULLYING, and the are cyberbullies on Youtube. It is their duty to have them banned.

But seriously, this isn't surprising considering what he did a few months ago with Bobsheaux and I Hate Everything. When are you gonna learn, Derek?

Actually, this question will be answered now. Never.
 
The longer this goes, the more Derek becomes what he said to protect people from. A Bully.

In all seriousness, Derek is really becoming a more and more huge ass every day.
 
I wonder what Derek (and Cool Cat) would think about Chris' situation. He's not the most pleasant person and doesn't have any real friends, in part because of it. But then there's a whole forum dedicated to "making fun" of him! Who's the bully?
 
Posting addresses of Cool Cat make-fun-of-ers? I don't think that would yield the (presumably violent) results Savage wants.

If anything, it's a great way to get the ball rolling on a spitefully awesome party.
 
Posting addresses of Cool Cat make-fun-of-ers? I don't think that would yield the (presumably violent) results Savage wants.

If anything, it's a great way to get the ball rolling on a spitefully awesome party.
I hope he does because that opens him up for a lawsuit. You can't post somebody's private information just because you feel they've wronged you.

I would think that somebody who says he knows the law would be aware of this.
 
I tweeted to Coolcat that his dad was bullying people on the internet and that I was going to report it to the police. I was instantly blocked.
 
Alright
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Who did this
 
For the longest time I thought Cool Cat was some kind of joke, like some sort of Andy Kaufman thing going on...
 
His Twitter account is full of intentionally bad stuff, that he actually believes is supposed to support him. If this man hasn't got the 'tisms, I don't know what's wrong with him.
Anyways, I have just tried to see just how far I can push it. If he's gonna retweet this, believing it's support, I'll fucking laugh my ass off.
 
The saga continues:
I thought The Odd 1's Out was some sort of Daddy Derek's ween -- but it all turned to be pretty decent, Daddy-Derek-rage producing, trollin.
 
Rezzing thread to post these Cool Cat fapfics I found

One night, Daddy Derek was feeling horny. His cat-wife wasn't so she refused to fuck him. Daddy Derek felt very sad. His beastiality dreams couldn't come true. But then, he relized that there was one other cat he could fuck.

He stepped into Cool Cat's room and stared at Cool Cat. His dick became hard as a rock. He pulled off Cool Cat's blanket, and woke him up.

"Oh hey, Daddy Derek!" exclaimed Cool Cat.

"Hey, Cool Cat, guess what time it is," said Daddy Derek.

"What?" asked Cool Cat.

"It's time to BOOGIE WOOGIE!" exclaimed Daddy Derek.

Daddy Derek procreeded to pull down Cool Cat's shorts. Cool Cat was confused, but he loved to boogie woogie, so he let Daddy Derek do what he was doing.

Daddy Derek then started to suck on Cool Cat's furry cock. Cool Cat thought that this sensation was amazing.

"Oh, man! I love to boogie woogie!" exclaimed Cool Cat.

Daddy Derek then stripped down naked, and then stuck his massive cock into Cool Cat. It hurt for Cool Cat, but he let Daddy Derek do it, because he thought it was part of the boogie woogie.

After several minutes of thrusting, Daddy Derek was came into Cool Cat's butthole. Cool Cat enjoyed the feeling of Daddy Derek's hot cum spilling down his ass. It felt amazing. Cool Cat wanted to return the favor.

Cool Cat began to suck on Daddy Derek's dick and before they knew it, they were giving each other blowjobs. After a while, Cool Cat then got his cock ready to stick it into Daddy Derek. He began to thrust into Daddy Derek, and he thought it felt amazing. After thrusting for several minutes, he came into Daddy Derek, and he was astounded by the feeling of ejaculation. Daddy Derek enjoyed the sensation of Cool Cat's hot cum pouring down his anus.

"Wow! What is this white stuff?" asked Cool Cat.

"This is called semen, it can be used to make babies with a woman," said Daddy Derek.

"Oooh! I love babies!" exclaimed Cool Cat.

Daddy Derek then tucked Cool Cat back into bed and then left the room and fell asleep.

THE END.

One day, after the night Daddy Derek and Cool Cat fucked each other, Cool Cat went outside. Cool Cat really enjoyed thr experience from that night, and he wanted to experience it again.

Cool Cat went over to Maria's house and went inside. Maria just had finished taking a bath, when Cool Cat entered, looking at Maria's naked body. Maria was embarrassed, but Cool Cat insisted she kept herself naked. Cool Cat enjoyed the view, but was confused on why Maria didn't have a penis. He thought it was because Maria was special, and didn't need one. Nonetheless, Cool Cat's cock was hardened. He decided now was the time to fuck.

Cool Cat took off his clothes in front of Maria, and Maria stared at Cool Cat's long, rock-solid cock. Cool Cat insisted thst she sucked on his cock. Because she was a good friend of Cool Cat, and knew he was cool, went ahead and shoved his cock down her throat. It was pleasurable for the both of them. Maria continued to suck on Cool Cat's penis for several minutes.

After a while, Cool Cat thought it was now time to stick his cock into Maria's asshole. But then he thought about Maria's vagina. He thought that's where the penis should go into.

"Maria, I want to stick my peepee into your peepee!" exclaimed Cool Cat.

Maria thought that was weird, and asked why.

"It's part of the boogie woogie!" said Cool Cat.

Maria then got excited. She spread out her legs for Cool Cat. Cool Cat then thrusted his mighty cock into Maria and pushed back and forth on her. Maria loved the sensation of Cool Cat's dick inside her.

"Oooooh, Cool Cat! I love to boogie woogie!" yelled Maria.

"I loooooove to boogie woogie, too! It's coooooool!" exclaimed Cool Cat.

After several minutes if thrusting, Cool Cat's testicles began to tingle. Cool Cat then thrusted harder into Maria. Maria's lussy began to tingle as well, and then soon enough, they both came simultaneously.

Maria thanked Cool Cat for the pleasure he had brought upon her. Cool Cat then explained to Maria about semen that Daddy Derek told about him.

"It...helps to make babies!?" asked Maria.

"Yup! Iove babies! exclaimed Cool Cat.

"Me too, Cool Cat," said Maria.

Meanwhile, Butch the Bully had been spying on Maria and Cool Cat. After watching the two fuck, he hatched an idea.

"Maybe, if I do the same to everyone, they will be hurt! Mwahahahaa! I LOVE BEING A BULLY!" said Butch.

Cool Cat and Maria went outside to play in Cool Cat's yard. Cool Cat then spotted Butch the Bully chasing a kid down the street. Cool Cat immediately stopped him.

"Hey man! Quit being such a bully to others. If you weren't like this, you would have friends," said Cool Cat.

"I was trying to get that kid naked so I could put my peepee into him! I thought that it would make him feel bad, because that's what bullies do," said Butch.

"I'll show you something that Daddy Derek called 'Boogie Woogying'," said Cool Cat.

Cool Cat proceeded to undress Butch, and himself. Butch was confused.

"Hey, man, why are you making me nakes, punk?" asked Butch.

"GET READY TO BOOGIE WOOGIE!" yelled Cool Cat.

Cool Cat then began to thrust his now-hardened cock into Butch's butthole. He thrusted back and forth incredibly fast against Butch. Butch thought that it felt good.

"Dang! I thought I could use this to hurt people! But it feels good!" exlaimed Butch.

Cool Cat then thrusted his dick so fast, than only a couple minutes later, he came into Butch.

"What did you do, Cool Cat?" asked Butch.

"I squeezed out this sticky white stuff called 'semen' into you!" exclaimed Cool Cat. "It helps to make babies with mommies."

"I'm telling my mom you did this to me!" yelled Butch.

Butch then ran away, towards his house.

"That'll teach Butch not to be a bully!" said Cool Cat.

Cool Cat and Maria then continued playing and all was well.

THE END.

It was Christmas morning. Cool Cat had just woken up from the best dream in which he defeated all the bullies in the world. Cool Cat then realized it was Christmas morning, so he rushed downstairs to open up his presents.

"Merry Christmas, Daddy Derek!" exclaimed Cool Cat.

"Well, Merry Christmas to you!" replied Daddy Derek.

Cool Cat opened up his first present. It was a Cool Cat T-shirt. Cool Cat loved the gift.

"Wow! This looks grooooovy! I'll add this to my Cool Cat shirt collection!"

Cool Cat opened up the second present. It was the new Cool Cat smartphone. Cool Cat jumped for joy, for he had wanted this for a while now. There was one last present for Cool Cat. It was from Butch the Bully. Cool Cat grew worried, but he proceeded to open it up. Inside was a dildo and a Daddy Derek Buttplug™. Cool Cat was confused. He had no idea what those were. He asked Daddy Derek about the gifts.

"Well, Cool Cat, that glass thing is called a dildo. Ladies would put them in their peepee for pleasure. The other thing is my new buttplug. What you do is you put it in your anus. It actually feels pretty nice once you get used to it."

Cool Cat then rushed upstairs. He had no idea how to put the dildo in his penis, because it was too big. He remembered that women used it. He called for Mama Cat. Mama Cat then rushed upstairs.

"What is it, Cool Cat?"

"Mama, can you show me how you use this thing?"

"Well, uhh...sure! Okay..."

Mama Cat then proceeded to pull down her panties. When Cool Cat glanced at her vagina, his cock hardened. Mama Cat's pussy began to become wet. When it was wet enough, she put the dildo inside her, and thrusted it back and forth.

"See, Cool Cat? This is how we use it."

Mama Cat continued to thrust the dildo, and soon enough, she came all over Cool Cat's bed. It wasn't enough though. She looked at Cool Cat, and then pulled down his shorts. She took the Daddy Derek Buttplug™ and stuck it deep inside her ass.

"Cool Cat, I'm going to show you a real good time. Let's say we are boogie woogying!"

"OOOOOOH! I LOVE TO BOOGIE WOOGY!"

Mama Cat then took Cool Cat's hardened cock and stuffed it inside her mouth. She slurped all over it and deepthroated it as much as possible. After a couple minutes, Cool Cat began to feel tingly. Cool Cat then came all over Mama Cat. Mama Cat then took out the Daddy Derek Buttplug™ and gave it back to Cool Cat.

"And that is how we pleasure ourselves with these. I hope you learned from this..."

Mama Cat then put her panties back on and walked out. Cool Cat hatched an idea. He thought of Maria and decided, as a nice gesture, that he would use the dildo and buttplug to pleasure her.

Cool Cat dressed up and went outside with his dildo and buttplug. He went over to Maria's house. He was welcomed in by her mother. Cool Cat then went into Maria's room, where she was playing on her phone. Cool Cat then sat down next to her.

"Hey, Maria! I got some cool new toys that can make you feel great!"

"Oh? Can you show them to me?"

Cool Cat grabbed the buttplug and dildo and presented it to Maria. She was confused, because she had no idea what to do with them. Cool Cat then took the dildo, and slid Maria's panties off to show her how they are used. He took the dildo and jammed it into Maria's vagina. Maria loved the sensation of the dildo being thrusted into her. In a matter of seconds, she came.

"Now, that's done, here's the Daddy Derek Buttplug™!"

He took the buttplug and shoved it deep into Maria's anus. It felt a bit painful at first, but after a while, Maria began to enjoy it. Cool Cat then remembered the time that he fucked her, and believed it was now the time to do it again.

Cool Cat stripped down and then took his cock and thrusted it into Maria's pussy. The sensation of the buttplug and Cool Cat's penis was astoundingly pleasurable. Cool Cat and Maria then came after a few minutes of fucking. Cool Cat then decided that he needed to go home, but he invited Maria over.

Once they were at Cool Cat's house, he told Mama Cat of what he did with Maria in her room. Mama Cat was surprised with this, but then she hatched an idea. She then led Maria and Cool Cat into Cool Cat's room and stripped them both down completely, along with herself. She began to pleasure both Cool Cat and Maria, with her mouth, the dildo, and the Daddy Derek Buttplug™. After a while, Mama Cat then took Cool Cat's cock and put it inside her. She continued to thrust the buttplug and the dildo into Maria, while fucking the shit out of Cool Cat. After a while, everyone came all over the floor. Daddy Derek heard the commotion and went to check it out. He noticed the 3 completely naked, with the floor covered with semen. Daddy Derek wanted to join in on the fun.

"Hey, kids, I think it's time for sex education!" said Daddy Derek.

Daddy Derek stripped himself down and showed Cool Cat and Maria how to properly fuck, so that it can last a longer time than just a few minutes. Daddy Derek then proceeded to fuck Mama Cat, ad showed Cool Cat and Maria some positions and tips on doing so. Cool Cat and Maria then proceeded to imitate Mama Cat and Daddy Derek, and after around an hour, everyone finally came.

"Wow, Daddy Derek! That is reeeeeaaaaally neat! I ought to do that more often!" exclaimed Cool Cat.

Everyone then went downstairs and then had some lunch, and all was well.

TEH END!
 
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