💼 Careercow "Daddy" Derek Savage - Creator of Cool Cat Saves the Kids

[Hmmpf!]

• Why is "smashing sand castle" counted as violence?

THAT KID KICKED SAND IN COOL CAT'S FACE!

 

[Observatory]

Why is "smashing sand castle" counted as violence?

Because that is being a meanie meanpants!

"Other: Showing kindness to others; crossing street without looking." Even they thought that was questionable.

This has to be the most perfect thing I have ever seen.

Reminds me of:

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

Since when has "dag-nam-it" been a naughty word for children?

Because the people who write this are 1890s fundamentalists who look upon grizzled old prospectors as signs of evil.

 

[Hmmpf!]

Here's the Dove review for the movie. Note how even they picked up on Daddy Derek's implied cat-fucking.

Sex: Interspecies Marriage; human and cat.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[ASoulMan]

Here's the Dove review for the movie. Note how even they picked up on Daddy Derek's implied cat-fucking.

I never knew saying "shut up" was a form of vulgar language along with "bonehead".

 

[Bungleboy]

I never knew saying "shut up" was a form of vulgar language along with "bonehead".

Even Tumblr would call these people pussies

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I never knew saying "shut up" was a form of vulgar language along with "bonehead".

Some guy spazzed out at me for saying that once so you never know

Inb4 a million powerlevel ratings

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Some guy spazzed out at me for saying that once so you never know

Inb4 a million powerlevel ratings

Who wants to bet that he writes for the website?

 

[c-no]

Sex: Interspecies Marriage; human and cat.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Well, how else would this orange abomination exist?

 

[Hmmpf!]

Well, how else would this orange abomination exist?

Well Cool Cat wasnt born without Daddy Derek.....

.... Literally

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

That Dove review site is a thing of beauty. If I were Derek I wouldn't be bragging about being featured on it.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Who wants to bet that he writes for the website?

He was like 11 or something back then

 

[BlueChan]

I never knew saying "shut up" was a form of vulgar language along with "bonehead".

Not only that, but they keep track of exactly how many times they say it. I guess parents need to know.

"Oh, this movie looks fine - wait, four 'shut up's? Now, clearly, this is too much for little Johnny."

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

And a dag-nab-it on top of all that? Blasphemy!

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

And a dag-nab-it on top of all that? Blasphemy!

Even Ned Flanders would think they're too restrictive.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

He was like 11 or something back then

That's even worse. Nothing like an 11-year old prude.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

That's even worse. Nothing like an 11-year old prude.

Even better, he was a fat fuck with a bowl cut

Nobody should willingly have a bowl cut

 

[Cosmos]

I wonder what the Dove reviewers would think if they found out that Derek keeps pictures of his Playgirl career (as well as a novel about a male stripper) on the same website he advertises Cool Cat on? Or how he cast a porn star as the policeman?

 

[c-no]

I wonder what the Dove reviewers would think if they found out that Derek keeps pictures of his Playgirl career (as well as a novel about a male stripper) on the same website he advertises Cool Cat on? Or how he cast a porn star as the policeman?

They'd probably change the review, saying that its creator had some works considered lewd and the fact that the movie stars a porn star which in some way could no doubt harm kids into becoming porn stars based on what reasoning they may use.

 

[Rihanna Ikari]

Dove reviews in general are kinda a huge joke.

http://www.dove.org/review/11226-inside-out/

"Dove "Family-Approved"
For Ages 12 and Over"

Really? Inside Out is going to scar an eleven-year-old?