💼 Careercow "Daddy" Derek Savage - Creator of Cool Cat Saves the Kids

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I kind of wonder, what regional accent or dialect does Daddy Derek have? The area you live in or the one you "spent most of your life in" doesn't always mean your accent's going to match where you live one way or the other (could have been raised by parents (or lived with neighbors/friends) with differing accents or something, after all).

I wonder what kind of accent/dialect makes you say "alternatul fuels", "ignorance of the laul", "wrastling", "tweeter", etc. Or is it more of a disability than a legitimate accent/dialect?

From the sounds of it, he might have some southwestern going on given the "Wrastlin'". Most people from that area seem to have that drawl.

Well that, and there might actually be something in his brain from speaking properly. But I'm going to assume it's just an accent unless convinced otherwise.

 

[Rihanna Ikari]

The guy who's the porn star/police officer in Cool Cat specifically advertises himself as a "police-actor" nowadays. Probably how Savage found him.

Shame it seems he's given up porn, he was real good in It's Okay! She's My Stepdaughter 8.

 

[Cosmos]

Considering this and that the page links to our thread alone to reference Derek Savage's breakdown, I think it's safe to say that this article is at least partially the work of a Kiwi.

There's also this in the Trivia section, which we discussed earlier in the thread:

Not gonna lie, I'm most likely going to add to the Cool Cat article myself. Cool Cat deserves an article as thorough as possible.

The guy who's the porn star/police officer in Cool Cat specifically advertises himself as a "police-actor" nowadays. Probably how Savage found him.

Shame it seems he's given up porn, he was real good in It's Okay! She's My Stepdaughter 8.

I just assumed he was an actual cop Derek got to show up in his shitty movie for a few minutes; remember, Cool Cat is ostensibly an anti-bullying, anti-graffiti, and gun safety movie, which are all concepts cops have a vested interest in promoting. Finding out that the cop is actually porn star was one of my favorite finds in this thread.

Also, I wonder where Derek got that cop car and uniform, considering that Cool Cat is so low budget.

 

[Hmmpf!]

There's also this in the Trivia section, which we discussed earlier in the thread:

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Not gonna lie, I'm most likely going to add to the Cool Cat article myself. Cool Cat deserves an article as thorough as possible.



I just assumed he was an actual cop Derek got to show up in his shitty movie for a few minutes; remember, Cool Cat is ostensibly an anti-bullying, anti-graffiti, and gun safety movie, which are all concepts cops have a vested interest in promoting. Finding out that the cop is actually porn star was one of my favorite finds in this thread.

Also, I wonder where Derek got that cop car and uniform, considering that Cool Cat is so low budget.

Most importantly, how the hell he can make a Cool Cat parade and even a Custom Mustang!

 

[Peter Capaldi]

Wow, he just gave up? All that copyright 'sperging, and then he just... gives up? Wonderful. Truly wonderful. Derek is a pretty good troll, I guess. He effectively wasted days of IHE and other YouTubers' lives and pissed lots of people off, only to stop a week later and act like nothing happened.

Here's a perfect video to round this saga off:

 

[Luminous Being]

Wow, he just gave up? All that copyright 'sperging, and then he just... gives up? Wonderful. Truly wonderful. Derek is a pretty good troll, I guess. He effectively wasted days of IHE and other YouTubers' lives and pissed lots of people off, only to stop a week later and act like nothing happened.

That's really the only thing you can do after sperging out and filing bogus DMCA claims. If you double down on stuff like this it will not end pretty.

You can get horribly burned just for the DMCA filing in the first place, but if you really want to still insist you are in the right you most likely have to bring this before a judge because Youtube has now reinstated the video and will not allow a second DMCA takedown notice to automatically vanish the video again if it comes from the same source/is the same claim on the same material.

My guess is Daddy Derek has by now actually talked to a lawyer and got told that he's out of his mind and to please leave the premises immediately.

 

[Aobozu]

But Bobsheaux and Josiah Clark's reviews are still not up on their official YouTube channels yet. Granted, they will eventually have their respective videos up, but still. I think it's less of a case of Daddy Derek stopping and more of YouTube intervening and doing the right thing.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Apparently IHE commissioned a "parody" of this shit in his honor.

This just further proves my personal opinion that IHE is a total faggot. Look at this strawman. He did little more than simply say the movie sucked when he called Dereck a sociopathic pedophile.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

ihe made a new vid:

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

I'm not really seeing the relevance here to Derek Savage now. IHE might be a bit of a cunt but this isn't his topic. Go make one for him if you think he's possible cow material (I don't think he is btw).

 

[Peter Capaldi]

IHE did go way too far. He handled the situation perhaps worse than Savage did. Sure, Savage sperged out at him, IHE made the huge mistake to make it such a circus by immediately publicizing the emails, which is the worst thing you can do in a legal battle. Savage is a moron, but IHE is an attention whore. Hell, how many subscribers has he gained in the meantime because everyone supported the victim from big bad Daddy Derek? And how many videos were made defending IHE? Any ways, as I am writing this, I do realize I might be focussing on IHE a little too much, but we can't just only take the piss out of Derek and give IHE what he wants.

 

[Observatory]

Then let's make this thread back about Derek and discuss what was about him in the video.
Namely:
He actually tried to scare IHE into taking videos down, by impersonating a law firm that worked for someone who didn't even know him and sending a fake E-Mail to IHE.
And as IHE turned around and pretended to be scared about that, Derrek acted like he was a nice guy and would offer IHE his mercy if he finally apologized and said he loves Cool Cat.

What do we take from this? Daddy Derek lies and is a big bully who has no friends.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Then let's make this thread back about Derek and discuss what was about him in the video.
Namely:
He actually tried to scare IHE into taking videos down, by impersonating a law firm that worked for someone who didn't even know him and sending a fake E-Mail to IHE.
And as IHE turned around and pretended to be scared about that, Derrek acted like he was a nice guy and would offer IHE his mercy if he finally apologized and said he loves Cool Cat.

What do we take from this? Daddy Derek lies and is a big bully who has no friends.

He's also a manipulative asshole.

 

[Arctic]

Apparently IHE commissioned a "parody" of this shit in his honor.

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=BmvwOYw4oz0
This just further proves my personal opinion that IHE is a total faggot. Look at this strawman. He did little more than simply say the movie sucked when he called Dereck a sociopathic pedophile.

I'm with IHE on this, because of Youtube's outright broken copyright system there was nearly nothing he could do even against this kind of bogus complaint. He had every right to publish the e-mails of Derek sperging out.

Also, Derek impersonating the "law firm" reminded me a lot of another master of disguise.

Spoiler

 

[AnOminous]

You can get horribly burned just for the DMCA filing in the first place, but if you really want to still insist you are in the right you most likely have to bring this before a judge because Youtube has now reinstated the video and will not allow a second DMCA takedown notice to automatically vanish the video again if it comes from the same source/is the same claim on the same material.

The DMCA only requires you (you being YouTube) take it down upon notification. Once you get a counter notification, you can put it back up and you're immune to suit.

At that point, the claimant has to put up or shut up, and that means either actually suing the supposed infringer (or at least having your legal goons start bugging them in person), or putting up with the fact the video is online.

IHE did go way too far. He handled the situation perhaps worse than Savage did. Sure, Savage sperged out at him, IHE made the huge mistake to make it such a circus by immediately publicizing the emails, which is the worst thing you can do in a legal battle.

That applies to a real legal battle.

If your job is being funny on the Internet and someone you made fun of does something utterly hilarious, then obviously you're going to publicize that immediately.

 

[Nayolfa]

Apparently IHE commissioned a "parody" of this shit in his honor.

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=BmvwOYw4oz0
This just further proves my personal opinion that IHE is a total faggot. Look at this strawman. He did little more than simply say the movie sucked when he called Dereck a sociopathic pedophile.

Actually, Pikapetey approached IHE about making it, asking for the monetization of IHE's video in payment. It technically is a commission, but not in the traditional sense. Considering it was mostly a collaboration between the two content makers.

All I have to say on the IHE vs. Derek Savage is they both did stupid shit, and a plethora came from Derek. I was disappointed that IHE didn't apologize for his faults in the situation and only generalized the fact that he did something in the wrong.

But seriously...

All IHE did is show why Derek Savage, a man who is threatening IHE's business, is a hypocrite and is in the wrong. He's basically doing the shit KiwiFarms does on a daily basis. Get over yourselves.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

IHE did go way too far. He handled the situation perhaps worse than Savage did. Sure, Savage sperged out at him, IHE made the huge mistake to make it such a circus by immediately publicizing the emails, which is the worst thing you can do in a legal battle. Savage is a moron, but IHE is an attention whore. Hell, how many subscribers has he gained in the meantime because everyone supported the victim from big bad Daddy Derek? And how many videos were made defending IHE? Any ways, as I am writing this, I do realize I might be focussing on IHE a little too much, but we can't just only take the piss out of Derek and give IHE what he wants.

What's wrong with using the situation to his advantage?

IHE says this is what he does for a living so why shouldn't he using this to get as much free publicity as possible?

I do kind of feel sorry for Derek though since he doesn't seem like the brightest guy around nor particularly internet savvy.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Has anyone read the first chapters of Derek's "novels"?

http://www.dereksavage.com/firstchapters.htm

Spoiler

Inside the Oval Office, the President, Jeff Christensen, sat at his desk shuffling through a stack of papers. He had to plan his next move before another problem altered his strategy.

Jack Smitty didn’t seem too bothered as he relaxed in his firm leather chair reading a book. He knew Jeff was in an uptight mood, but this novel captured his attention leaving no room for any distraction.

While the President scrutinized a document, the lamp on his desk burned out, leaving him in darkness. But this pissed him off more so he slapped the lighting fixture to the floor, breaking it into several pieces. “Stinking lamp, I paid two hundred dollars for it and it didn’t last a week. The piece of crap!”

Smitty glanced from his book. “I told you that lamp was no good. I bought the same one last year and it broke on me within a month.”

Jeff’s eyes squinted as he barked, “Those sorry bastards charged me two hundred dollars. I want you to find out who makes these shitty lamps and have them shut down! Do you hear me?”

“Yeah, I’ll do what I can,” Smitty agreed just to calm him down. There was no need to argue about a cheap lamp.

The dialogue sounds nearly exactly like the lines from the "Cool Cat" movie and videos -- it's the same choppy, unnatural speach.
Also, I'm pretty sure the president doesn't shop for lamps to put in the White House himself.

Spoiler

The President’s door was opened slightly. An assistant poked his head in and knocked gently. “Mr. President, do you have a minute?”

Jeff looked from his papers. “What do you want?”

The assistant spoke dramatically, “Sir, you will not believe what happened. It’s something straight out of a science fiction movie!”

“Look, boy. I don’t have time for your games. What are you talking about?”

The assistant bowed his head. “Yes, sir. I am sorry.” He stated more calmly, “We have received disturbing reports from China. Millions of people have been burnt to death.”

“Oh, no,” Smitty uttered with concern.

Jeff responded much more aggressively, “When did this happen?”

“Approximately twenty minutes ago, sir,” the assistant answered quickly.

“You stay on top of this and find out how many were killed. Do you hear me?”

“Yes, sir. It’s as good as done. Thank you, sir.” The assistant scurried away.

Jeff slammed his fist on the desk. “What the hell’s next?”

Smitty’s apprehension was obvious. “This isn’t good, Jeff. Half of our army is located there.”

The first thing the president would have asked is: What exactly happened? How can millions just "burn to death"?
How can they have a complete death toll only 20 minutes after the event?
And why is half of the US Army stationed in China??

Spoiler

The President blew up at the comment.“Don’t you think I know that, you stupid ass fool!”Jeff Christensen jumped to his feet and screamed at Smitty, “This is it. This is fucking it! I want every one of those sorry rats that refuse my mark to be killed. And I want them killed right now!”

He quite succeeds at making Gloria Tesch look like Charlotte Brontë in comparison.

 

[Arctic]

Has anyone read the first chapters of Derek's "novels"?

http://www.dereksavage.com/firstchapters.htm

Spoiler

Inside the Oval Office, the President, Jeff Christensen, sat at his desk shuffling through a stack of papers. He had to plan his next move before another problem altered his strategy.

Jack Smitty didn’t seem too bothered as he relaxed in his firm leather chair reading a book. He knew Jeff was in an uptight mood, but this novel captured his attention leaving no room for any distraction.

While the President scrutinized a document, the lamp on his desk burned out, leaving him in darkness. But this pissed him off more so he slapped the lighting fixture to the floor, breaking it into several pieces. “Stinking lamp, I paid two hundred dollars for it and it didn’t last a week. The piece of crap!”

Smitty glanced from his book. “I told you that lamp was no good. I bought the same one last year and it broke on me within a month.”

Jeff’s eyes squinted as he barked, “Those sorry bastards charged me two hundred dollars. I want you to find out who makes these shitty lamps and have them shut down! Do you hear me?”

“Yeah, I’ll do what I can,” Smitty agreed just to calm him down. There was no need to argue about a cheap lamp.

The dialogue sounds nearly exactly like the lines from the "Cool Cat" movie and videos -- it's the same choppy, unnatural speach.
Also, I'm pretty sure the president doesn't shop for lamps to put in the White House himself.

Spoiler

The President’s door was opened slightly. An assistant poked his head in and knocked gently. “Mr. President, do you have a minute?”

Jeff looked from his papers. “What do you want?”

The assistant spoke dramatically, “Sir, you will not believe what happened. It’s something straight out of a science fiction movie!”

“Look, boy. I don’t have time for your games. What are you talking about?”

The assistant bowed his head. “Yes, sir. I am sorry.” He stated more calmly, “We have received disturbing reports from China. Millions of people have been burnt to death.”

“Oh, no,” Smitty uttered with concern.

Jeff responded much more aggressively, “When did this happen?”

“Approximately twenty minutes ago, sir,” the assistant answered quickly.

“You stay on top of this and find out how many were killed. Do you hear me?”

“Yes, sir. It’s as good as done. Thank you, sir.” The assistant scurried away.

Jeff slammed his fist on the desk. “What the hell’s next?”

Smitty’s apprehension was obvious. “This isn’t good, Jeff. Half of our army is located there.”

The first thing the president would have asked is: What exactly happened? How can millions just "burn to death"?
How can they have a complete death toll only 20 minutes after the event?
And why is half of the US Army stationed in China??

Spoiler

The President blew up at the comment.“Don’t you think I know that, you stupid ass fool!”Jeff Christensen jumped to his feet and screamed at Smitty, “This is it. This is fucking it! I want every one of those sorry rats that refuse my mark to be killed. And I want them killed right now!”

He quite succeeds at making Gloria Tesch look like Charlotte Brontë in comparison.

"Millions of people have been burnt to death.”

“Oh, no,” Smitty uttered with concern.

Yep, this is definitely the guy who wrote Cool Cat.

 

[ColorfulCassowary]

Has anyone read the first chapters of Derek's "novels"?

http://www.dereksavage.com/firstchapters.htm

Spoiler

Inside the Oval Office, the President, Jeff Christensen, sat at his desk shuffling through a stack of papers. He had to plan his next move before another problem altered his strategy.

Jack Smitty didn’t seem too bothered as he relaxed in his firm leather chair reading a book. He knew Jeff was in an uptight mood, but this novel captured his attention leaving no room for any distraction.

While the President scrutinized a document, the lamp on his desk burned out, leaving him in darkness. But this pissed him off more so he slapped the lighting fixture to the floor, breaking it into several pieces. “Stinking lamp, I paid two hundred dollars for it and it didn’t last a week. The piece of crap!”

Smitty glanced from his book. “I told you that lamp was no good. I bought the same one last year and it broke on me within a month.”

Jeff’s eyes squinted as he barked, “Those sorry bastards charged me two hundred dollars. I want you to find out who makes these shitty lamps and have them shut down! Do you hear me?”

“Yeah, I’ll do what I can,” Smitty agreed just to calm him down. There was no need to argue about a cheap lamp.

The dialogue sounds nearly exactly like the lines from the "Cool Cat" movie and videos -- it's the same choppy, unnatural speach.
Also, I'm pretty sure the president doesn't shop for lamps to put in the White House himself.

Spoiler

The President’s door was opened slightly. An assistant poked his head in and knocked gently. “Mr. President, do you have a minute?”

Jeff looked from his papers. “What do you want?”

The assistant spoke dramatically, “Sir, you will not believe what happened. It’s something straight out of a science fiction movie!”

“Look, boy. I don’t have time for your games. What are you talking about?”

The assistant bowed his head. “Yes, sir. I am sorry.” He stated more calmly, “We have received disturbing reports from China. Millions of people have been burnt to death.”

“Oh, no,” Smitty uttered with concern.

Jeff responded much more aggressively, “When did this happen?”

“Approximately twenty minutes ago, sir,” the assistant answered quickly.

“You stay on top of this and find out how many were killed. Do you hear me?”

“Yes, sir. It’s as good as done. Thank you, sir.” The assistant scurried away.

Jeff slammed his fist on the desk. “What the hell’s next?”

Smitty’s apprehension was obvious. “This isn’t good, Jeff. Half of our army is located there.”

The first thing the president would have asked is: What exactly happened? How can millions just "burn to death"?
How can they have a complete death toll only 20 minutes after the event?
And why is half of the US Army stationed in China??

Spoiler

The President blew up at the comment.“Don’t you think I know that, you stupid ass fool!”Jeff Christensen jumped to his feet and screamed at Smitty, “This is it. This is fucking it! I want every one of those sorry rats that refuse my mark to be killed. And I want them killed right now!”

He quite succeeds at making Gloria Tesch look like Charlotte Brontë in comparison.

Millions dead in China? Obviously that's the work of Bruce Lee's relative, Chin.

That lamp scene kinda confused me. I guess it was supposed to set up the contrast between the two characters: One gets angry easily, while the other is more chilled and laid back, but I'm sure there were better ways to do it. Maybe he's trying to be artsy and make the lamp symbolic for something, but eh.