💼 Careercow "Daddy" Derek Savage - Creator of Cool Cat Saves the Kids

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Form some reason now I wanna see a crossover with Cool Cat and Sonichu.


Cool Cat And Sonichu Fight The Dirty Internet Trolls.

Staring Erik Estrada.
"DAT WE.EN SHOUT JULAY AT CHRIS CHAN HOUSE!!!"
 
"DAT WE.EN SHOUT JULAY AT CHRIS CHAN HOUSE!!!"
Hmmm yeah, there he is.
Cool Cat yelling he'll strangle that Butch the Bully would be pretty great. All though Daddy Robert and Mama Barb flirting would be pretty bad.
 
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I mean, the parallels between them are kind of uncanny. I think Derek Savage is Chris's long-lost father.
Part of me wonders if Derek ever visited Virginia about 34 years ago and spent a night with :snorlax: while Bob was out of town. Maybe they split a Q-Sand:qsand: and had horrifying tard sex on Barb's couch. And for the rest of Barb's life, Chris would serve as an autistic reminder of that beautiful night.

EDIT: Yeah, @Sanae Kochiya was right, that second part was dumb.
 
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After watching the Cool Cat video, it seems to me that he just doesn't know how to communicate with people (let alone kids). Just how much it talks down to the audience (even for a kid's show), the stupidity of the characters and the butt-kissing just makes it painful to watch. It's amazing how much he fails at it.
 
Anyone else notice in the copyright infringement vs. fair use video Derek felt the need to emphasize "you're getting treated like a BIG, FAT cow"?

Between that and making all his bullies overweight, I think Derek has some body issues he needs to work out. He might've even be a member of that infamous hate subreddit.
 
Can you imagine? Derek putting on the cool cat fursuit and shooting people with an AK-47, mainly fat kids he thinks are Butch the Bully and British guys he thinks are IHE. And when he's finally arrested, he's put in a police lineup with a bunch of other furfags, confident that no one will be able to identify him as the shooter. At least until the police tell him they have a witness. Suddenly, Erik Estrada walks into the room, points an accusatory finger at Derek, and shouts "DERE HE IS!"
Tell us more about how you fantasize about some crazy idiot going around with a AK-47 killing people.
 
Tell us more about how you fantasize about some crazy idiot going around with a AK-47 killing people.
It was a joke. I wouldn't want Derek Savage or anyone else to do that, nor do I think Derek would. A page or two ago, someone pointed out that Derek seems to have a lot of barely-repressed anger issues, and I was making a joke based on that. Really, the whole thing was just a setup for the Erik Estrada "DERE HE IS!" punchline. I'm genuinely sorry if it offended you, though.
 
Here, have a gif I found of Backwards Walking Neighbor.

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I know there was already a gif of this posted, but one gif of Backwards Walking Neighbor in this thread isn't enough. There will never be enough Backwards Walking Neighbor.
 
My friend made this after we watched the movie last night.
 
Here, have a gif I found of Backwards Walking Neighbor.

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I know there was already a gif of this posted, but one gif of Backwards Walking Neighbor in this thread isn't enough. There will never be enough Backwards Walking Neighbor.

What a shame, he was so underrated but he was by far the most convincing actor in the entire movie.
 
What a shame, he was so underrated but he was by far the most convincing actor in the entire movie.

It's the hallmark of a good performance that you know what emotion the actor was conveying. That is, the character's motivation.

This is clearly someone who seriously doesn't fucking want to be in this movie. I get that feel. That's some Method acting shit right there.
 
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