💼 Careercow "Daddy" Derek Savage - Creator of Cool Cat Saves the Kids

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Here is a Video from some Kids that had a Cool Cat parody Facebook account and a YouTube review taken down by Daddy months before the IHE drama. He tried to take down their twitter parody but failed. And he tried to get a review of Cool Cat from Chris Stuckmann?

 
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I mean, the parallels between them are kind of uncanny. I think Derek Savage is Chris's long-lost father.
 
So I was digging a bit more into Derek's eBay account and read this in the descriptions for the Cool Cat t-shirts:

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Derek is (or should be) completely aware that the majority of people who buy his Cool Cat stuff are adults. Adults who were introduced to Cool Cat through YouTube reviewers like YMS and IHE.
 
Well, Derek has already presented the case that thinking isn't exactly his forté, given that in his Fair Use video, he talked about how he's sold so many DVDs that he had to order more to keep up with the demand.
 
I wonder how many of the orders were for the YMS version.
 
Cosmos said:
WAIT, HOLY SHIT

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Looks like Derek's trying to make some quick cash. Maybe someone can make "Cool Cat Loves Marijuana" if they have $20,000 to burn.
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From where I'm sitting it looks like the best way to spend far too much money to annoy somebody online for this guy would be to commission a fake Cool Cat suit and take video of it doing things.
Cosmos said:
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Unnamed Wrestler looks like Goldberg.
If somebody's paying money for one of these to scan I vote the wrassle one.
 
Cosmos said:
Also, all of the Cool Cat books are bilingual. If the titles are that bad, I wonder how atrocious the Spanish in the actual books is?
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Phil running through Google Translate would be more on the mark. Fuck, Chris can do it better by himself.
 
Cosmos said:
Can we talk about how hilariously bad the art in the Cool Cat books looks?

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It would be amazing to do a Kiwi book review on them or something.
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  • Inconsistent head size (e.g. compare "Stops Bullying" with "Going Green").
  • Hilariously creepy attempts at drawing him ripped ("Wrestling" and "Going Green").
  • Cool Cat's teeth and grin in "Hollywood" and "Bullying".
  • "Soldiers": You don't do a military salute by hitting yourself in the eye; the officer on the right must have a desk job, or, what's more likely, is terribly sick at the sight of Cool Cat; check out the size and shape of the arm and hand of that infantryman in the background.
  • "Beach": That girl doesn't have a neck but obviously a furry fetish, the way she glances at CC sideways.
  • Something about how he jumps into the air and knocks his feet together in "Going Green" just baffles me.
  • In every title image he jumps and/or gesticulates wildly with his arms.
  • That failed attempt at perspective in "Hollywood" and "Alternative Fuels" makes his arms seem shortened down to stumps.
  • His mouth in "Fuels" resembles a fish's.
  • Dat crotch shot in "Wrestling".
  • Wildly inconsistent head size!!
 
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