💼 Careercow "Daddy" Derek Savage - Creator of Cool Cat Saves the Kids

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Can we talk about how hilariously bad the art in the Cool Cat books looks?

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It would be amazing to do a Kiwi book review on them or something.
 
Can we talk about how hilariously bad the art in the Cool Cat books looks?

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It would be amazing to do a Kiwi book review on them or something.
I have to wonder who drew these. Because they look like they were made by a fifth grade class. Not just a single person, but multiple, considering how the art seems to change with each book.

According to this reddit post, Deddy Derek refunded Adams, from Your Movie Sucks, 50$ contribution for his IndiGoGo campaign without actually telling Adam.

https://www.reddit.com/r/YMS/comments/3u31jf/adam_has_drawn_back_his_igg_cool_cat_gift_of_50/cxbfcb6
Figured he didn't take YMS's video well.
 
Can we talk about how hilariously bad the art in the Cool Cat books looks?

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It would be amazing to do a Kiwi book review on them or something.

I love how Cool Cats body structure changes from book cover to book cover. In one he actually looks like a kid, in the other his huge and even has muscles. Puberty hit the kitty hard.

As for the comic books, I do want to get my hands on at least one cool cat book along with "Bible Birdie" and some of his other wierd books. If I happen to get them, I will gladly do a review on them.
 
I love how Cool Cats body structure changes from book cover to book cover. In one he actually looks like a kid, in the other his huge and even has muscles. Puberty hit the kitty hard.

As for the comic books, I do want to get my hands on at least one cool cat book along with "Bible Birdie" and some of his other wierd books. If I happen to get them, I will gladly do a review on them.


It'll be cool if ya did, best bet be his eBay or amazon store , Dstecks will be helpful for if you are going to record it. I wonder what he would think of Cool Cat
 
According to this reddit post, Deddy Derek refunded Adams, from Your Movie Sucks, 50$ contribution for his IndiGoGo campaign without actually telling Adam.

https://www.reddit.com/r/YMS/comments/3u31jf/adam_has_drawn_back_his_igg_cool_cat_gift_of_50/cxbfcb6

Apparently there's no more YMS cut of the movie either...
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Adam himself had this to say:
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Derek's officially lost all the street cred he gained by being cool about YMS's review.

I love how Cool Cats body structure changes from book cover to book cover. In one he actually looks like a kid, in the other his huge and even has muscles. Puberty hit the kitty hard.

As for the comic books, I do want to get my hands on at least one cool cat book along with "Bible Birdie" and some of his other wierd books. If I happen to get them, I will gladly do a review on them.

I'm heavily debating buying a copy of one of the books for myself so I can review it. I don't know if I want to give Daddy Derek money after what a fucking baby he's being about all this.
 
Apparently there's no more YMS cut of the movie either...
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Adam himself had this to say:
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Derek's officially lost all the street cred he gained by being cool about YMS's review.



I'm heavily debating buying a copy of one of the books for myself so I can review it. I don't know if I want to give Daddy Derek money after what a fucking baby he's being about all this.

I wouldn't mind giving him a bit of money, so everyone can laugh at him for free, no matter how much of an ass he is.
 
I just read through this whole thread and I am in stitches from laughing so hard. I'm showing this to all of my friends.
 
I've been kind of following this drama on and off and HOLY SHIT Derek Savage turned out to be delightfully weinerish.

Can we talk about how hilariously bad the art in the Cool Cat books looks?
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It would be amazing to do a Kiwi book review on them or something.

I'm going to make up my own story based on the atrociousness of the art on the "Cool Cat Stops Bullying" cover.

Cool Cat and his family live in a strange alternative universe in which humans have to constantly compete with a species of highly-evolved cat folk for land and resources. Cool Cat and his family are such creatures. Unfortunately, Cool Cat was born with hydrocephalus- which is almost a death sentence in catfolk society. Catfolk firmly believe in the use of eugenics- weeding out undesirables in order to advance their population and give them an edge up against the warring humans.
Cool Cat's parents pleaded with the cat elders to let Cool Cat live. Ultimately, the cat elders decided that Cool Cat would live if he proved himself to be a capable fighter, despite his disabilities. His test was to kill a human and mount its body in their front yard as a trophy.
This cover shows the aftermath of such an event. Cool Cat, despite his condition, is celebrating his success and the fact that he will live another day. The girl his his victim- dead-eyed and stiffly posed on an almost mocking fashion. In a sense of cruel irony- she is smiling and eternally has her fists up in the air in mock "celebration" of Cool Cat's continued existence at the end of her own.
The fat kid (standing behind the strange, obnoxiously painted sculpture that is supposed to look similar to a house. Humans have a hard time understanding the nuances of catfolk art) is waving his fist, declaring vengeance on the hideous creature that took the life of his friend and transformed her in a crude shell of her former self.
Cool Cat's parents also stand by the house sculpture, proud of their son. Mama cat has her bag placed near her crotch; humorously giving her the appearance of having a yellowish, erect side-ways pointing penis. While it might seem like an innocuous mishap, in reality she is subconsciously expressing her dormant penis envy.
The giant sand-box is, of course, the litter box owned by the Cool Cat household.
To note- While Cool Cat's shirt might seem incredibly tacky in the eyes of a human, it is perfectly acceptable fare in catfolk society. After all- cats are colorblind.

It's a hard life and war... war never changes.
 
OK, I know that I've been taking a very long break from Kiwi Farms, but I just had to come back just for this. I've been hearing about this Derek/IHE drama, and just whoa, holy shit! This Derek guy must be really socially unaware. I wonder what his childhood was like and if he was "different" from others.
 
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