💼 Careercow "Daddy" Derek Savage - Creator of Cool Cat Saves the Kids

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Cosmos said:
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Cool Cat outside the Official Material is actually cute, like Bubsy.
 
Hmmpf! said:
Cool Cat outside the Official Material is actually cute, like Bubsy.
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I wouldn't even wonder if he was related to Bubsy in some sort of way.

But honestly, Derek would probably been better off if he had some furry do his artwork for him. Anything I have seen from them of Cool Cat has been infinitely better than the official art.

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Observatory said:
I wouldn't even wonder if he was related to Bubsy in some sort of way.

But honestly, Derek would probably been better off if he had some furry do his artwork for him. Anything I have seen from them of Cool Cat has been infinitely better than the official art.

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Cool Cat joining forces with Bubsy Bobcat?

What could pawsibly go wrong?
 
Twilight Sparkle said:
I think his feelings get really hurt when people make fun or insult him as a person.
YMS more or less just made fun of cool cat whereas IHE jokingly called Derek himself a repressed pedophile.
and some of the other reviews he took down kind of made the same joke directed at Derek too.
I doubt it was because of ihateeverything's username because he was fine with the yourmoviesucks review.
I think he watched the IHE review and went full "I came here to have a good time and am honestly feeling so attacked right now"
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Well maybe if he didn't want to be seen as pedo he should put in "I love everybody" and not "I love babies"
 
"This marks the 3rd year I've been held hostage.
This savage man. This man. He keeps me locked up in his basement. Chained to a cold, rusted, iron pole. If I even try to move, my skin will probably rasp against the rust and bleed.
The door creaks open and light floods in. His silhouette enters my vision. He's holding the head of a feline bodysuit. "Come on Cool Cat. You have work to do."
He unchains me and forces me to undress. Then I have to get into the infernal suit. The monstrous identity known only as "Cool Cat".
My vocal chords have been permanently damaged. I can only speak in a high-pitched excited voice. My tears sound like the chirping of a meerkat, according to that man.
I put on a show for the cameras. To sell his forbidden literature. The moment they're off me, I'm bundled into the car. I don't even get a seat. I have severe joint pain from being contorted in the trunk of the car so many times.

We get back to the house. Normally, in the first year, I would try and run. But he would stop me. Often knocking me out and chaining me to the pole.
I have no choice but to submit nowadays.
As we walk into the basement, I slump down and start crying as the chains bind my hands.
"I wonder where that darn meerkat is? I hear him a lot" says the man, with a laugh.
Cool Cat loves you.
Daddy Derek loves you.
But Daddy Derek doesn't love Cool Cat."
 
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